Satirical Planet News: Weather Report, Sunday 01 February 2026 Updated 07:13 after HR discovered the concept of a spine. Live from the Workplace Climate Centre, where a mop is called Marxism and a rota is treated like the Ten Commandments, but written in Tippex.

Updated 07:13 after HR discovered the concept of a spine.
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