How to draw this:
Origin poing at bottom center, with horizontal and vertical axes
Diagonal "light rays" (dashed, yellow-outlined) going up-left and up-right from the origin to the edge of the page.
A whole lot of square hyperbolas filling in the upper quadrant between the light rays, each centered on the origin point, symmetrical around vertical axis, curving upwards to either side, and converging on the light rays as asymptotes.
The left half of one hyperbola is emphasized and labeled "goodbye cruel world",
emphasis ends at the vertical axis merging into a horizontal line that proceeds rightwards off the page, labeled "omg, aaaaaaaaa....", and then, after crossing through the up-right light-ray, "WTFF??"
Also my favorite diagram so far,,illustrating what happens when you jump out of the John Hancock Tower (i.e., the version that has fake gravity):