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With his violin in hand – and a storehouse of one liners – he could get more laughs from an audience in just a few minutes than an entire line up of other comedians. Youngman came to be called the King of the One Liners, because he mastered the short jokes that pared down timing, surprise, and other core elements of comedy. 
Some examples:
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
“I've got all the money I'll ever need. If I die by 4:00.”
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”

With his violin in hand – and a storehouse of one liners – he could get more laughs from an audience in just a few minutes than an entire line up of other comedians. Youngman came to be called the King of the One Liners, because he mastered the short jokes that pared down timing, surprise, and other core elements of comedy. Some examples: “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” “I've got all the money I'll ever need. If I die by 4:00.” “My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”

Throughout his nearly 75-year career as a stand up comedian – in addition to his regular performances – he would seek out events like weddings and bar mitzvahs and ask if they’d like him to perform. The film critic Roger Ebert wrote about sharing an elevator with Youngman, when their car stopped on the floor of a night club that was hosting a wedding. Ebert said “Youngman got off the elevator, asked to meet the father of the bride and said, ‘I'm Henny Youngman. I'll do 10 minutes for $100.’”

Throughout his nearly 75-year career as a stand up comedian – in addition to his regular performances – he would seek out events like weddings and bar mitzvahs and ask if they’d like him to perform. The film critic Roger Ebert wrote about sharing an elevator with Youngman, when their car stopped on the floor of a night club that was hosting a wedding. Ebert said “Youngman got off the elevator, asked to meet the father of the bride and said, ‘I'm Henny Youngman. I'll do 10 minutes for $100.’”

Youngman didn’t really retire from comedy. After his last gig – at the Kung Pao Kosher Comedy show in San Francisco – he contracted pneumonia on his flight home to New York and died a short time later.

Youngman didn’t really retire from comedy. After his last gig – at the Kung Pao Kosher Comedy show in San Francisco – he contracted pneumonia on his flight home to New York and died a short time later.

A b/w photo of wife and husband Sadie Cohen (left) and Henny Youngman at Jacqueline’s Restaurant, New York City, 1982.
Many of Youngman's jokes included references to his wife. 
He is remembered for the one liner "Women nowadays are crazy! Take my wife, please!"
The joke came into existence when Youngman asked an usher to help his wife to a seat in a theater. He said, "Take my wife, please," and the usher burst out laughing. He incorporated it into his routine soon after.
Image from anothereyeopens.com.

A b/w photo of wife and husband Sadie Cohen (left) and Henny Youngman at Jacqueline’s Restaurant, New York City, 1982. Many of Youngman's jokes included references to his wife. He is remembered for the one liner "Women nowadays are crazy! Take my wife, please!" The joke came into existence when Youngman asked an usher to help his wife to a seat in a theater. He said, "Take my wife, please," and the usher burst out laughing. He incorporated it into his routine soon after. Image from anothereyeopens.com.

It is also the birthday of the comedian who said,
“Most women are attracted to simple things in life. Like men.”
Henny Youngman was born on this day in 1906.

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Paper collage showing the name, Epstein, in a ball of fire.

Paper collage showing the name, Epstein, in a ball of fire.

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IRC Log: Standup 2 The team attempts another text-based standup, this time with management present. It goes significantly worse than the first one.

🪧 IRC Log: Standup 2: The team attempts another text-based standup, this time with management present. It goes significantly worse than the first one.
https://kmcd.dev/posts/irc-log-standup-2/
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IRC Log: Standup 2 The team attempts another text-based standup, this time with management present. It goes significantly worse than the first one.

🪧 IRC Log: Standup 2: The team attempts another text-based standup, this time with management present. It goes significantly worse than the first one.
https://kmcd.dev/posts/irc-log-standup-2/
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2/2:
That's how this feels.
The initial euphoria of sales for my solo work in progress (let's not forget, still two short of the number of mouse traps in the flat) followed by this empty Deadwood Movie feeling.

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How can a nation endure so much humiliation and terror from one person and his administration? #revolution #standup #kickthemout

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Imagine a world without conservatives

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Inclusion makes us stronger

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Hey USA, now would be the time to rise up

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A good question to ask

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Pass, thanks

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There's no fucking excuses

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How about having enough money to live?

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Remember, ICE is still ravaging the US

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Hate carries consequences

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Cataract Ave. Bridge Brigade, No Kings 3 · Mobilize Join us on No Kings 3 weekend at the Cataract Ave. bridge over the Spaulding Turnpike in Dover, NH., SUNDAY, MARCH 29 from 2-4 pm for a peaceful visibility action. Main banners provided, but you can b...

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Cataract Ave. Bridge Brigade, Dover New Hampshire
Sunday, March 29
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Cataract Ave
Dover, NH 03820
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NO KINGS GOSHEN INDIANA · Mobilize **We have the power and are claiming it together. No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings.** What began in 2025 as a single day of defiance has become a sustained national resistance to tyranny, spreading fr...

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Saturday, March 28
12 – 3pm EDT
Historic Elkhart County Courthouse
101 N Main St # 205
Goshen, IN 46526
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NEW on my #substacknewsletter
'RehearseRehearseRehearseRehearse'
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Nate Craig – Married to It Full Special (Stand-up Comedy) Nate Craig delivers his laid-back storytelling and brutally honest humor in Married to It, a full comedy special packed with hilarious observations about relationships, marriage, and the everyday chaos of adult life. Known for his smooth delivery and relatable style, Nate turns the realities of commitment and modern relationships into nonstop laughs. In this special, Craig dives into the ups and downs of marriage, the strange expectations that come with relationships, and the ridiculous situations couples find themselves in. With clever storytelling and perfectly timed punchlines, he captures the humor hidden in everyday moments that everyone can relate to. If you enjoy stand-up comedy that mixes sharp observations with real-life relationship humor, Married to It is a full comedy special that showcases Nate Craig’s ability to make the realities of love and commitment hilariously entertaining.  #natecraig #marriedtoit #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #fullcomedyspecial #relationshipcomedy #storytellingcomedy #comedian #justforlaughs #comedypodcast #standupclips #comedylovers

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tickets still on sale for a 7:30 start. He's also back in April but touring all round the UK. Go see him you'll cry laughing. #Comedy #RussellHoward #StandUpComedy #StandUp #CapCut

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Roseanne can shred

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Paper collage showing a daisy losing its petals against a stormy gray sky, with the words, White Christian Nationalism isn’t Christian or patriotic. It’s just plain ugly racism.

Paper collage showing a daisy losing its petals against a stormy gray sky, with the words, White Christian Nationalism isn’t Christian or patriotic. It’s just plain ugly racism.

White Christian Nationalism isn’t Christian or patriotic. It’s just plain ugly racism.
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