8/8 (Closer)
RFK 2024:
“Die Mad But Free.”
Vote for a future where the only booster you’ll need is emotional support from Goop.

🪦💉🧘‍♂️ #EdgewalkerCodex #RFKJr #CDC #SatireThread

Reality Isn’t Working Right Now The internet broke my brain. And possibly yours.

Reality isn’t working.
Can I speak to the manager of dimensions?

👉 Reality Isn’t Working Right Now
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#ExistentialHumor #AbsurdReality #ThoughtsAndFeels #SatireThread #WeirdWriting

Sharp objects and nuclear codes should be kept out of reach.

If this is what winning looks like… we need a refund.

#TrumpReportCard #100DaysOfDisaster #SatireThread #MAGAisNotAPolicy #FailingGrade
10/10