I like how zombification is a fantasy to us, but to invertebrates it's real life.
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Morningmusing:
Why is it that, in the US at least, anything becomes breakfast when you add an egg to it? Hmm.
#showerthoughts #morningmusing
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#Showerthoughts #Dreamtale #AppleTwins
My head canons are complex when it comes to Dream and Nightmare, I know enough mythology/apple biology/history to make my brain want to make it flow.
I know it's a AU based on a video game, but it's the "European potatoes out of place" writing issue--
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#Showerthoughts #Dreamtale #apples
If the villagers were smart, they could sneak in and steal a small branch and graft it to a regular apple tree. Grafting has been a farming technique for thousands of years.
And in apples, grafting is standard, it's a way to clone the desired type of apple...
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I remember being in middle school after 9/11 and they started playing the national anthem every morning by different artists in first period.
I remember listening to Jimmy Hendrix and being so proud of my country. What happened?
#showerthoughts #usa #90skid #nostalgia #impeacheveryone
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Pandas are carnivores that gave up.
"Fuck it. I'll just eat grass."
— pandas, collectively
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Starfleet n chill,
Live long, under the sheets,
Bite me so we can get married with honor,
Resistance is futile
Rule of acquisitions #22 (amended) a wise hoe can hear a bottom in the wind
#showerthoughts #startrek #puns
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Given the same cut, brand, and style, why are black jeans always tighter than blue jeans?
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Why would I ever use Artificial intelligence when I have plenty of natural intelligence? My brain doesn’t drain the power and water grids of entire cities either, I’m a supercomputer powered by noodles and chocolate milk.
#antiAI #fuckAI #shitpost #showerthoughts
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If you consider the sheer breadth of human connection, focusing on just one gender for intimacy seems... well, a bit limiting, doesn't it? Like only ever listening to one genre of music.
#ShowerThoughts #BisexualMusings #OpenToPossibility
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Obvious ragebaiters but the ragebaiters were the ragebaiters we meet along the long way away. #showerthoughts #howdoimakeareallylonghashtaggetcool
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There’s something nice about getting completely clean… just to turn around and get dirty again.
#showerthoughts #curvypetite #inkedgirls #altsky #wetlook #steamy #aftershower #altsky #milf #nudesky #nsfwsky #petitemilf
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Flesh is a gross word. It's also the only words that gets grosser adding y. Flesh-y
#vtuber #HearMeOut #showerthoughts
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When you think about it, DST is pretty much a white person superstition these days.
#Showerthoughts
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The point at which these metrics change is once the glass becomes “full" (i.e., once the contents that the glass near the brim or upper limits of it)
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“I” is a concept. Our names are words we sink into. We are stories rarely with readership.
#showerthoughts #philosophy #poeticthought
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Shouldn't he be Ryan Goose by now? He's already 45 years old, after all.
#ShowerThoughts #RyanGosling #Humor #DadJoke #DadJokes
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Dawg this ain't twitter. We don't tweet. Some have suggested "skeet" or a neutral "post" but I recommend calling our posts here "cum" and "cumming"
E.g. - "Did you see that cum?"
"His cum was controversial."
"I cum way too much"
"Yesterday, I came two images of the king of England"
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Nothing beats a long shower and good vibes. 🚿 Who wants to see the full scene?
#ShowerThoughts #VibeCheck #Exclusive
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Anyway... Tag your friend with a limp d*ck.
#erectiledysfunctionawarness #limpdickunder40s #standupcomedian #showerthoughts #stagejokerejects
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Fun Fact: Elon Musk is the richest African American
#FunFact #Facts #Elon #ElonMusk #Musk #IHateTags #IHateDoingTags #FunFacts #ShowerThoughts #AfricanAmerican #American #Rich #Money #Richest #IDK #Factoid
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In the shower (e.g. #ShowerThoughts), I thought up a #ComicIdea :
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(The setting is 2050, and the world has changed.)
* Most countries are at peace.
* The air is cleaner.
* Many more people can get food.
* Sadly, women's pockets are still inadequate.
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I like seafood, but maybe not all creatures of the sea should be labeled as food. #showerthoughts
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did they name this site after the song Blue Sky? cause it kinda do be mr night #showerthoughts #firstpost
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Bei den gegenwärtigen Preisen für Strom, Eier, Milch und Brot müssten sie eigentlich ,,gehobener Mittelstand-Ritter“ heißen
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No Need To Be Jealous
No Need To Be Jealous
#string #Char #Datatypes #Programminglogic #Showerthoughts
programmerhumor.io/programming-memes/no-nee...
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