I would really like to know how so many men grew up and just expected women to take care of them AND still feel sexually attracted to them?! Once I become your “mom-substitute”, I no longer desire you sexually. End of story. Buh bye. 🤷🏼♀️ #SingleGirlProblems #SpinsterLife
So, I feel like I should try to make it up to my parking lot today to even check on my car situation. But the temperature is currently 12 & feels like 4 at almost 9:30 am. This dilemma is keeping my brain in a death loop. Send thoughts & prayers #SpinsterLife #SingleGirlProblems
It’s the weekend, but I have a ton of work to do. But it’s the weekend! 😢🤷🏼♀️ #Teaching #SpinsterLife #EdChat #SingleGirlProblems
Irish singles, tis the season for the dating apps to boom with Christmas returnees. Be ready for some fun or be warned of potential heartbreak!!
#singlelife #onlinedating #singlegirlproblems
There is a LOT going on in my life right now & all I want to do is just shut down. I’m not sure I’ve felt this way in 15 years. It even is freaking me out to say the words “15 years ago” - how did I get here?! #MidLifeCrisis #SingleGirlProblems #AmWriting
Charli XCX did great last night on SNL. I’m glad the show bounced back from that horrible excuse of a performance last week. Follow me for more TV takes, perimenopause anxiety, and teaching escapades! 🤷🏼♀️😂💕😊 #MidLifeCrisis #SingleGirlProblems #WitchBitch
When a profession can’t even keep high quality workers as substitutes, you know we are in trouble. These kids deserve so much better and all we can give. I just don’t know if I can anymore 🤷🏼♀️😳😭 #MidLifeCrisis #SpinsterLife #SingleGirlProblems #Teaching #Substitute
My mood is awful and my motivation and caring is below zero so I think I am just going to go to bed now. Yea, I realize it is 8 pm but mentally and emotionally it’s actually eleventy thousand o’clock #Holidays #MidLifeCrisis #SpinsterLife #SingleGirlProblems #Teaching #Substitute
I am living on the edge lately, so I shall continue. Watch out, #HoCoMD ! I’m going grocery shopping while hungry AND poor! #Rebel #MidLifeCrisis #SpinsterLife #SingleGirlProblems #Teaching #Substitute
Hello New World - I’m here now. 🤷🏼♀️💕 #SIB #SpinsterLife #SingleGirlProblems #Hermit #Teaching #Substitute #Anxiety #OCD #AmWriting #Writer
Guy on Tinder: Do you work out?
Me: No I am soft, doughy, and well-proportioned.
#thisiswhyimsingle #singlegirlproblems
The worst part of Tinder is you can waste several minutes messaging a guy before you find out he's an actor. #singlegirlproblems
My favorite part of Tinder is swiping through four photos to find one where he isn't wearing sunglasses. #singlegirlproblems
What would Cary Bradshaw do? Have lunch, buy shoes and act like a fool at an exhibition opening #singlegirlproblems
The singular joys of a drunk dude on Tinder telling you about his script. #singlegirlproblems
Text a guy to make plans, but I don't know for sure because phone is glitchy. #singlegirlproblems http://t.co/bEMbSd9An9
Of the many, many men in this world who have seen me without a bra on, I'm pretty sure 70% have been delivery guys. #singlegirlproblems
I’d like to give the person that decided dresses should zip in the back a piece of my mind. #SingleGirlProblems #fb
As soon as I actually like a guy, every other guy in the world is interested in me. :l #singlegirlproblems #derp
I've decided I have too many celebrity crushes. A girl can dream, right? #singlegirlproblems
Fuck my antisocial tendencies. How am I supposed to meet guys if I can't even talk to them? :| #singlegirlproblems
