Moral of the story, DON'T invite David Hess over for anything
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Thanks everyone and @tattooedgranny.bsky.social ! I enjoyed revisiting this movie. Awful vibes made entertaining with cool music and engaging actors. #Splatterday

#Splatterday crew thanks for joining for this trip to the edge of good taste. Time to rinse off the ick and join #FrightClub at the top of the hour

"I must enact revenge on behalf of my sister. But, let's just see where this goes first..." #Splatterday

When David Hess was maiming everybody, they were just toying with him you see.

Last shot was in his taint, wasn't it?
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That would have been my thought but also a very short movie #splatterday

Maybe should've gone with this the moment you brought them into the house
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I'd feel sorry for you Alex but I remember how the movie started
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I wish they'd killed off Mr. Strong Jaw near the beginning instead of tying him under a table. It could have established a stronger threat and he's such a superfluous character. #Splatterday

Can Giovanni Lombardo Radice survive ONE movie??
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He just ruined Ricky's sweet bedazzled shirt #splatterday

Yes it's very uncomfortable how young she looks #splatterday

They all deserve to die for just standing around and looking at each other #Splatterday

Where is everyone else while all this is going on?!?!
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I really hate this character seems portrayed as so young, and have to remember this actress was appearing in exploitation films for a few years already. #Splatterday

(I guess in this case, it would have been more of a crude dysphemism. But I didn't mean it that way!) #Splatterday

I mean... it's naked Lorraine De Selle... but...
yuck
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It was a very literal. This movie doesn't do euphemisms! #Splatterday

"Butch, wadda ya' see?"
You were looking dead at them!
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"Where'd you pick him up?"
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"You can always two cold blooded killers forced you to do it. Two sex maniacs!"
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"I want you to meet the Miss America..."
Lemme guess, the irony is she's Italian
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The silence was so much better #splatterday

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Look, movie, don't play the last dance at the prom music during a ra...
Just forget it
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I do forget this movie feels like it doesn't have enough to do throughout the middle. #Splatterday

Ok there's 5 of them and he only has a little knife. These folks have no survival instincts #splatterday

You don't know how to be quiet when calling the cops?!?!
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