Honestly, AI feels like a societal molestation.
It forces people to submit their fucking bodily autonomy in degrading ways for the perverted whims of the abusers: Billionaires.
This shit is inherently abusive and undemocratic.
Tech corporations need to be gutted.
#AiSlop #bigtech #techbro #ram
The richest #techbro in the world shouldn't be able to NDA his way out of how much he stiffs a country's taxpayers for. Neither, a Premier. MElon hadn't invested anything and no money was paid. Ontarians pay a hell of a lot for cancelled projects. #onpoli
I thought the Talkshow host #Hegseth is serving the American people? He surely isn’t serving the constitution.
Blindly using the #TechBro tools has killed hundreds of pupils, this was for God?
Sorry to say, but USA aren’t the good guys here since #Trump. 🤷🏻♀️
"Why didnyou betray me?"
"I can't help it." said the #TechBro . "It is my nature "
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🔮 Pisces's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Stare at compiling screen, enter flow state, imagine agile utopia; snap out upon Slack ping, return to infinite code review requests.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces
🔮 Aquarius's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Blockchain meeting overlaps retro; dial in from two browsers, invent DAO to replace stand-up, still no one unblocks tickets.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius
🔮 Capricorn's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Ten-level approval gate blocks pull; promotion tied to lines deleted—optimize KPI, inherit technical debt kingdom.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn
🔮 Sagittarius's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Dream of greenfield Rust; stuck patching Cobol payments until the IPO rocket refuels in 2030.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius
🔮 Scorpio's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Secrets leak in repo; blame culture activates faster than incident channel. Write cryptic Postmortem, disappear into backlog.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio
🔮 Libra's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Weigh refactoring against roadmap: equilibrium found when both PMs agree to schedule the work in the next quarter that never arrives.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra
🔮 Virgo's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Linting passes; security scan flags 9999 issues. Rewrite history with force-push—clean Git, dirty conscience.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Virgo
🔮 Leo's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Present grand microservice to all-hands; crowd applauds, prod cluster overheats. The applause emoji deploys faster than the hotfix.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Leo
🔮 Cancer's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Build fails only on CI, works locally; Jenkins sobs quietly in the corner while Kubernetes cron hug outdated TLS certs.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Cancer
🔮 Gemini's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Two stand-ups, three tools, one demo—context switches faster than feature flags. The roadmap changes before npm finishes installing.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Gemini
🔮 Taurus's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Legacy Java 8 refuses to retire; pension for the code review is stuck in managerial Jira limbo along with the refactor budget.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Taurus
🔮 Aries's Mar 13 Celestial Guidance: Deploy straight to prod; if the rollback script breaks, blame Mercury retrograde in the YAML. Tickets auto-close when the sprint ends—velocity achieved.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aries
Everyone in the #science community I know wants to tear #techbro a new one.
AI's just one giant unregulated wrought built by grifters who insist on getting rewarded for optimum theft.
#philsky #philsci #AI
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what’s amazing about this #AI #techbro worldview is the belief that knowledge and creativity are finite commodities.
they’ve been groomed to believe Labor is what happens to other people; and that it’s the...
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists #fascism
👉 Vote 'em Out!
This #DOGE #techbro tho 😂. Either they're all unintelligent as rocks, or MElon instructed them to cut anything they've never encountered in a game.
Holy crap- everyone I know that works at Microsoft is hella overloaded and stressed this week… friends, subs, and daddies alike.
Payday can’t come soon enough. All of you need to blow of some steam with me 😘
#findom #sugardaddy #techbro #fincuck #subby
🔮 Pisces's Mar 12 Celestial Guidance: Dream of perfect microservice mesh. Wake to 600-node monolith, dependencies drifting like s3 metadata sea.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces
🔮 Aquarius's Mar 12 Celestial Guidance: Blockchain-powerset meeting invite with no agenda. Decline, script DAO on lunch break—revolution runs open-source.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius
🔮 Capricorn's Mar 12 Celestial Guidance: Roadmap carved in Confluence stone; exec shifts OKR twice. Version lock everything—mountain goat keeps climbing.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn
🔮 Sagittarius's Mar 12 Celestial Guidance: Spin up side project k8s cluster, expense to “training.” Prod outage migrates there—oops, learning hurts.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius
🔮 Scorpio's Mar 12 Celestial Guidance: Stash zero-day in vendor lib, wait. Bonus equity vests Friday; publish poc after champagne.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio
🔮 Libra's Mar 12 Celestial Guidance: Balance PR approvals: thumbs-up emoji vs 5-page comment war on semicolon placement—harmony unreachable today.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra
🔮 Virgo's Mar 12 Celestial Guidance: Rewrite bash in Rust, PR grows 67 files. Hunt micro-memleak till sunrise—healthcheck passes with typo.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Virgo
🔮 Leo's Mar 12 Celestial Guidance: Demos flashy dark-mode toggle; applause lasts 7 s. KPI still set at tickets closed—ouch, spotlight dims.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Leo
🔮 Cancer's Mar 12 Celestial Guidance: CI hug breaks after 2 h build, artifacts curl into ~/.m2 and cry. Secretly enjoy yarn cache comfort food.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Cancer
