In the (internet) timeless tradition of sharing the #ThanksgivingFail dishes, I present:
A whipped sweet potato casserole with brown sugar, marshmallows...
... and onions.
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We regret to inform you that our attempt to deep fry a turkey on the pool deck has ended in a small, yet impressive, grease fire. Skip the kitchen chaos. Book a clean-ish room, order takeout, and let us handle the ventilation! 🦃🔥
#ThanksgivingFail
#MotelLife
#NoCookingRequired
#FireExtinguisher
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Found footage alert: Toast Man reporter in a full toast suit interviews a bewildered pilgrim about the first Thanksgiving in Plymouth Colony, then wild turkeys swarm mid-day chaos ensues. History meets comedy https://sub.dnpl.us/saa 🦃😂 #ThanksgivingFail
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Me: Where are the turkey neck & giblets?
Spouse: I put them in the compost.
Me: Whaaaaaat? Why?
Sp: You told me to.
Me: I did not! What are you talking about?
Sp: I asked if they should go in the compost and you said yes.
Me: I thought you were talking about the vegetable peels!
#ThanksgivingFail
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Star Trek’s Captain Picard carves a hunk of meat while a Klingon and various crew watch. The caption, spoken by the Klingon, reads, “I shall try some of your burned, replicated bird meat.”
If I must... 🤷
#startrek #podcast #happythanksgiving #turkey #burnedturkey #burnedreplicatedbirdmeat
#ThanksgivingFail #HolidayCooking #KitchenDisaster #CookingMishap #startrek #scifipodcast #scififans
#ThanksgivingDinner #FoodFails #SciFiHumor #PodcastLife #CookingAdventures #GeekCulture
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When you have to do the thanksgiving ham, everyone is expecting at 4 but it won’t be ready till 6 because you woke up late thanks to your meds not sending you to sleep at the right time. #thanksgivingfail
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If you said you’d bring the beef for Thanksgiving, show up swinging and go live. #happythanksgiving #thanksgivingdinner #thanksgivingfail
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A still-packaged frozen turkey, placed in a sink filling with cold water.
The fridge failed me! 🦃 After days in the fridge, this turkey is still frozen solid—time for an emergency sink spa. #ThanksgivingFail #TurkeyTroubles #HolidayCooking
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If you ever wondered if a potato peeler will cut through a fingernail, the answer is yes! #fail
Share your #thanksgivingfail stories!
Happy #Thanksgiving
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So I already broke my very old food processor this morning and now there are plastic bits in my cranberry relish! #ThanksgivingFail
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One day a year, millions of Americans channel their inner chef, wrestle a giant bird, and pray it doesn’t end up as a dry disaster. Thanksgiving: the ultimate culinary Hunger Games. #ThanksgivingFail #TurkeyDayTradition
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Because what better way to show the spirit of thanks and fellowship than to punch down at some of the most vulnerable in the community. (Had he run out of pregnant people to endanger and kill this week?) #kenpaxton #texasagisamonster #thanksgiving #thanksgivingfail
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Negative 11 out of 10. Not worth mess. Turkey Oreo truffles on fudge stripes. #ThanksgivingFail #Sugar #Food #Mess
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#ThanksgivingFail - I grabbed whole berry cranberry sauce instead of the glorious homogenized cran-jello.
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"@NaturallyK: I spilled all my cooked noodles for mac n cheese on the floor. I'm just getting over it.... #thanksgivingfail"<~Oh no! :(*
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