#UnhingedPit was so much fun yesterday — thank you all for the ❤️s! I hope that means you had a little bit of a giggle at my shitposting about Silk WIP :)

Thank you for all your support yesterday during #unhingedpit! I’m really glad I participated bc bc 👀 It’s always a good time with everyone, and I’m already looking forward to the next one 😊😊

Creamy truffle pasta and white wine. That’s what my enemies-to-lovers novel look like. Basic, yet it’s still a crowd pleaser. Boom.

#UnhingedPit #F

Fictional doctors prescription for a fighters life.

A little late for #unhingedpit Sometimes life's lessons take a thousand punches and two decades to learn... #NF #Q

Captain Overkill cheats death by becoming Captain Monsterfucker

I only just saw these posts this morning #unhingedpit #WarpDriveIntoLove

#darkromance #militaryscifi #reverseharem #A #R #SF #Q #MD #DIS

Ottoman Empire but magical (and yeah there’s a handsome prince that should be evil but we are still yearning for him) #UnhingedPit #F

If Everything Is Romantic (remix though that’s more ethereal) x My Blood blended into a book #UnhingedPit #F

Dear Agents/Editors…

Don’t request if you don’t have a sensual & strong heart!

🔪Freddy Krueger’s prop
🆘Meddlesome moms
🧺Laundry room flirting & teasing
🔥Too much kissing lessons
🔞Fake hating
🚨Corner wall smooch
🍨The ice-cream curse

#UnhingedPit #A #Querying #Romance

#UnhingedPit 😜™️ was an absolute blast 👏
Your awesome pitches had me in stitches all day 🤩

And thank you for all the love you showed my mockups. Some of you mentioned you'd have liked a thriller option...
So here's a little bonus for you!

Late to #UnhingedPit but here I am!! If you like seafaring adventure (plus trains, plus airships), religious trauma, chaotic girls and sassy boys, you might like my fantasy #A #YA crossover, Bloody Songbird, Gilded Hare!!!

#Q #F

Assessing my characters...

🩰 ballet written by a ballet dancer
💄 makeup as gadgets
✨ women being athletic AND artistic
🗡️ knife throwing and elegance
🔍 ballet history and family mystery
💖 romance side plot with charming dance partner

#UnhingedPit #Q #YA #R #T

Undercover chic women!! (Ally Carter-esque and Ocean's 8)
🩰 written by an actual ballet dancer
💄 makeup and hair items as weapons
✨ women being athletic AND artistic
🗡️ knife throwing and elegance
💖 romance side plot with charming dance partner
#UnhingedPit #Q #YA #R #T

BALLERINA SPIES!!
🩰 written by a ballet dancer
💄 makeup and hair items as gadgets
✨ women being athletic AND artistic
🗡️ knife throwing and elegance
🔍 ballet history and family mystery
💖 romance side plot with charming dance partner
#UnhingedPit #Q #YA #R #T

...Her obsession with the tragic estate turns to lust as Bloodcliff stirs. Desire becomes dangerous as a family’s darkest secrets are finally unearthed.

Hildy loves this house. It loves her back. With darkly romantic consequencs.

#unhingedpit #W #A #paranormal #R

A little late for #UnhingedPit, but…
#A #F #Q

🚩 a curse forced her to marry him…
✅ but he helps her with her asthma attacks

🚩 he ties her up every night…
✅ to keep the river from taking her

🚩 she’s reliving his first wife’s memories…
✅ but maybe that wasn’t *his* wife?

The DSM didn’t add that til WHEN?! After we put man on the moon?? I mean… checks out… #unhingedpit

I imagine in a modern AU, Anaya's Instagram is very clean and aesthetic. She’s a rising star 🌠 (or should I say sun?)
#f #a #w #UnhingedPit

The call is coming from inside the dog #unhingedpit

Princess Nokia + Carl Sagan = #unhingedpit

#UnhingedPit #F #R #A #Q
Chaos & Harmony
Romantic urban fantasy

Julian: A charismatic male witch whose chaotic magic contrasts with Amber's harmonic healing abilities. His influence challenges her worldview, her magic, and ultimately helps her grow.

Giving this one last bump for #Unhingedpit

Giving this one last bump for #Unhingedpit

Ok, last #unhingedpit . Did I mention my #WIP adult paranormal romance is about a 35 yr old dryad actress & a hot as sin 29 yr old human dancer by day, vampire hunter by night that happens to really like plants?

#A #R #paranormalromance #author #unhinged

So many great #UnhingedPit pitches today, I'm sure I missed some! I'll be updating my MSWL and reopening to queries more widely soon, so watch 👀 this 👀 space 👀

a woman in a purple dress is standing in a library Alt: a ghost in a library

KNIVES OUT + LEAP YEAR + GHOSTBUSTERS

I (39F) am staying at an inn on the Irish coast and got caught up in a murder investigation with a local man (40M) who I can't decide if I love or hate. Oh, and a demon might be chasing me. AITA?

#UnhingedPit #A #H #R #Q

also i had a dream about my bi time traveler the other night so #unhingedpit #wip

various comments from beta readers: TEXT: "What are you doing to celebrate tonight?" "My boyfriend." M: catholicism mentioned M: "I'm from Connecticut!" literally laughed out loud M: crossing and un crossing my legs TEXT: I like how much sex they're having M: i LOVE BILL, and using regional vernacular works so so well, I hope there's more of this G: this made me chuckle, looking forward to that section G: Awesome: I'm in love with these analogies J: omg is corey my new daddy? i didn't expect this but honestly ... smash TEXT: Someone needs to pick this story up ASAP J: rolls around like a feral animal at this line. J: WE LOVE A BOLD DECLARATION OF LOVE M: G A G G E D TEXT: Are they about to fuck in a [redacted] Are u kidding me rn G: wow A+ M: absolutely gagged M: she's so gay TEXT: Thank you for writing this chapter for me, specifically

KISS THE WALL is pretty fuckin great! if you won't take my word for it, take it from the beta readers #unhingedpit #q #a #r #lgbt

#UnhingedPit finally allows me to comp the aspirational comps!

Neurodivergent MC meets mythical creature mashup like PERCY JACKSON
+
empathy is the super power to save the creatures in HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON
+
your-closet-is-a-portal delight of THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE.

#mg #f

two men in medieval costumes are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` a fool . '' ALT: two men in medieval costumes are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` a fool . ''

She: An empress in hiding that doesn’t know it.

He: The son of a dark lord trying to do right.

They have to work together to restore her throne and stop a war his dad is trying to start.

Romantasy adjacent.

90s 3 MUSKETEERS movie x MWT’s Thief books.

#YA #F #UnhingedPit

Az seeing every warning sign and forging ahead, Stabby with head in hands (poor guy) "ooh look! we're almost there!" "Omg no, Az, please-"

#unhingedpit Az has a personal beef with a giant faerie snake and drags Stabby along as bait on her quest for vengeance. Stabby regrets everything.

Sanctuary🏹🗡️🩸❄️
#A #F #R