A bowl full of tortellonis.
Currently doing modular microservices instead of spaghetti code. Actually my wife is the one of us who does the spaghettis way better than me!
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when you are a free software developer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDDukLyXY-M
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when the boss says you can work from anywhere
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The Third Gender: Programmer
The Third Gender: Programmer
#programming #computerscience #Codinghumor #Gitbranches #Developerjokes
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You Got A Point(er)
You Got A Point(er)
#programming #Programminglanguages #Programminghumor #Techhumor #Developerjokes
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A Fair Criticism Of The Universal Language
A Fair Criticism Of The Universal Language
#programming #Programminglanguages #Developerjokes #Compilerwarnings #Syntax
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At this point, I'm just the emotional support human for my AI pair programmer.
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Coding = therapy. Because some meetings just test your patience too much.
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#CodeOrExplode #TechSarcasm #DeveloperJokes
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Found The Perfect Date
Found The Perfect Date
#programming #Programminghumor #Developerjokes #Dateformat #Dd/mm/yyyy
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Why did the TypeScript class get detention? It didn't know how to behave *properly*! #TypeScript #ProgrammingHumor #DeveloperJokes
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I'd tell you this good frontend framework joke...
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.
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What did the computer do for a snack?
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Had a quick nibble.
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: After 29 years of faithful service, #PHP is dead!
The language that powered everything from your cousin's first blog to Facebook has decided to take an unprecedented power nap.
#webdev #programming #phpforever #techmemories #developerjokes
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😂 Programmers, need a laugh? Check out CodeAndComedy.com for the best programming memes, jokes, and humor! Perfect for coders who love to laugh between debugging sessions. 💻🤣 #CodingHumor, #ProgrammerHumor, #TechHumor, #DeveloperJokes, #CodeLife, #ProgrammerLife, #DevLife, #SoftwareEngineerLife
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What did the programmer say to his dog?
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Fetch()!
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What's a computer's favorite dance?
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The Algo-rhythm.
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There are two types of devs: Those who document their code and
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okay, actually, just one type.
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Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.
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What's a programmer's favorite musical note?
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C#.
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Why did the developer break up with their array?
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It was too one-dimensional.
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Why was the function stressed?
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It didn't like being called all the time.
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Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
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They can't find the root!
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What's the best cardio for programmers?
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Cycling through loops
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Always remember that you'll never have failing tests in your code
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if you never write any tests in the first place
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Roses are red, violets are blue
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You're missing a semi colon on line 32
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My dog ate my programming homework.
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It took him a couple of bytes.
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Why couldn’t the computer remove its hat?
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BECAUSE IT HAD CAPSLOCK ON.
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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…
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Oh wait, he does.
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What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
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A cursor.
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