Sports Commentator: This is truly a sight to behold: an awesome spectacle! The Champion of Hyrule, chosen wielder of the Master Sword, cross-dresser extraordinaire Link: testing his mettle in the sand seal races for a chance to enter the Shrine! Truly, this is the challenge of a lifetime! Link (shield surfing with a sand seal): To be perfectly honest, this is more of a leisurely ride.

562 - Wacky Races
Surfing with sand seals is cool and all, but it's more chill than exciting
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #GerudoDesert #Shrines #ShrineQuest #sandseals #walrus #shieldsurfing #sandsurfing #race #sportsevent #exciting #exceptnot #prettychill #leisurely

Wolf: You smell the Hylian, don't ya? Looks like we're eatin' good toni- An arrow is shot through the wolf, turning it into raw meat, surprising the other wolf with an "ARF!?!" Link stands on a hill, silhouetted by the fiery glow of a Great Flameblade (except for the glasses, striking fear into the heart of the remaining wolf. Link: Oh you silly wolfies: did you really think the Hero of Hyrule, the princess' champion, would be prey to the inferior predator in this kingdom? Looks like I'LL be eating good tonight!

551 - Hungry Like the Wolf
It's cute that they try though
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #animals #wolves #hunting #predator #exceptnot #prey #imonthehunt #youfools #donttrytocrossme

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I can see he's taking Trump's shooter seriously

#ExceptNot
#WonderWhy

Link (traversing a maze): Okay, so given how long it took to navigate the last maze, I know not to underestimate the intricate design of the developers. Link (immediately finding the Shrine): Oh hey, there it is.

523 - Getting Better or Getting Easier
My maze solving skills are better than I thought, it seems
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #Shrines #ShrineQuest #maze #doingitagain #prepared #thiscouldtakeawhile #exceptnot #finished #thatwasfast #thatwaseasy #okaythen

Stone Tablet: Kill all three giants on Mount Tara and claim their orbs to reveal the Shrine. Link: Yes, I get to kill big monsters, terrorizing the people of this land! Link (in a zoomed-out shot of the mountain, showing how barren and empty it is): All of the people... saving them... And getting the Shrine Orb.

508 - Hero of the People
Making an awful lot of assumptions there
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #Necluda #MountTaran #Shrines #ShrineQuest #miniboss #Hinox #slaythebeasts #openthedoor #savethepeople #exceptnot #empty #noonearoundformiles

What a shame. All that plastic surgery and hair extensions for what?

Nothing.

I feel bad for her #ExceptNot

Link (with holy light shining on him and Ave Maria playing in the background): So this is it. After about 72 hours of total play time, I finally lost all of my health. I have at last done what several other players have done since the beginning of the game. At long last I have die- Mipha: I am always happy to help, Link! Link (fully healed): Oh yeah, I got Mipha's Grace.

189 - The Sweet Embrace of Mipha's Grace
I finally died, only to not die. If it weren't for all the close calls, this playthrough would've been so much more boring
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #lostallmyhealth #aftersolong #finally #gameover #exceptnot #Mipha #MiphasGrace #saved #nevermind

Zelda: Link, the Blood Moon rises over Hyrule. It is a dangerous phenomenon, somehow connected to Calamity Ganon. During this time, all of the monsters you have slain come back to life! Link: Well it's a good thing I made it to a town then, isn't it?

152 - The Moon Has Blood, and I Don't Care
Everyone made the Blood Moon sound so scary, and then my first time seeing it was like this.
#SDComics #BreathOfTheWild #BloodMoon #enemies #revived #firsttime #scary #exceptnot #safe #notmyproblem

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In today’s America: throw a sub sandwich at a cop = felony assault. Beat the crap out of a cop on Jan 6 = presidential pardon. Apparently justice now comes with a side of hypocrisy. 🥪👮‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️ #EqualJusticeForAll #ExceptNot #gay #Politics #gaypolitics #gayguy #queerlife #FYP #fabgayhousehubby

And he fired a 40 year, highly decorated and respected General in a fucking post to his POS network. That's how he found out...

Nothing but class #ExceptNot

The dark shades give him an air of trustworthiness

#ExceptNot

MAGA:

Making America Globally Avoided.

#TrumpEra
#RespectedAndFeared
#ExceptNot
#FascistStateOfTrump

30,000 in a facility designed to hold 800. And I'm SURE it'll be just like the "summer camp" they advertise that it's going to be.

#ExceptNot

Corrie Haffly on Instagram: "Worst night of sleep ever. #slightexaggeration #exceptnot #birthdayboy #sneakerbeaker" 8 likes, 0 comments - corriespondent on August 22, 2015: "Worst night of sleep ever. #slightexaggeration #exceptnot #birthdayboy #sneakerbeaker".

Worst night of sleep ever. #slightexaggeration #exceptnot #birthdayboy #sneakerbeaker

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#OnValentinesDayIllBe skyping with my boyfriend @Harry_Styles #longdistancerelationship #exceptnot

... Oh, we're playing the Flyers then. I suddenly feel less bad about missing the hockey due to being at a con. #hockeyomg (#exceptnot)

Just thought of something I had to do and forgot it within ten seconds. Awesome. #exceptnot #ireallyneededtodowhateveritwas