thought i was getting fucked tonight .. #FML

squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in bed wearing a nightcap and a hat . ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is laying in bed wearing a nightcap and a hat .

Me going to sleep later tonight knowing I have my Spurs playing Liverpool at Anfield tomorrow to look forward to.

#COYS #FML

Case in point: another swift, job-threatening kick to the crotch was delivered by a co-worker that I previously believed to be an ally, in the most marginal sense of the word.
Why am I posting this?

Perhaps because there's no other way for me to vent right now.

#FML 😐 Thanks for listening

It's always a nice surprise at 19:00 on a Saturday to find out your pipe connection to the sewers is flowing in, with a fly infestation a the rotten cherry on the turd cake.
#fml

2 weken terug aan het werk en ik leef alweeeeer op sinutab en afebryl. #fml

Yeah, someone needs to get this lawsuit going ASAP for grandma. #FML

No better way to start your day other than knocking your bong over completely break and have to rush out the house to get to work #fml

Met with an orthopedic surgeon. No surgery for now, however, he didn't exactly impress me. Poked around a bit and said I am fat, a hunchback, and scoffed at anything I said - so that was a fun visit.

I'm 178 at nearly 5'9" with a decent distribution, and I have scoliosis.......

#FML #healthcare

Still sick.

A fucked up combo of Laryngitis and the Flu.

If I never cough again, I would be so lucky..

#flu #sick #FML

- BlastEm is recommended, I install that
- Setting controls again, is a pain in the ass, but I get it done. So we're on our 4th emulator here. I finally load the Sonic .rom
- That's weird the title screen lacks the moving background... gameplay feels cruder...
- I have the GAME GEAR edition
#FML

Ugh .. was convinced to put all my #MTGTCG into storage by my ex...

Now they are all gone... 😢 😭
Taken by them and I can't play #edh anymore ...

I need to buy all new cards?!? 😔
Fuck. Well I guess I'm never playing again 😅

#fml #transproblems #gamergirl #mtg #tcg

if u r gay tis video is 4 u YouTube video by Gio_Bun

hey guyz pls rate my 100th youtub bideo 5 stars. Yutub is mean 2 me they blocked my bideo ans I worked vry hard on it 🥺💜

#art #meme #silly #leonkennedy #residentevil #jjba #oc #jojosbizarreadventure #drawing #giobun🐰 #fyp #fml

youtu.be/foJfp3KMq-Y?...

Coffee break. From a 4 hour online training session. Cameras on. Another 4 hours tomorrow morning. #FML 🤦‍♂️

Jokes on me! I have to go down to SDNY for the next four days of work.

#fml

When it gets to the point where the job becomes the center of the universe in any practical way that matters; the will to live begins to diminish rapidly as one realizes they are truly alone in the world.
#FML 😞

Prom king and Prom queen coming atcha!
👑👑
🐦‍⬛ 🦅

I honestly forgot how much I love drawing formal wear.. 🔥 gotta suit Ry boy up more often

The fem bird belongs to the homie u know who u are, hey man...
👉ÙvÚ👉
YOU KNOW I'M NOT A SIMP STOP CALLING ME A-😭

#birdfurry #sfwart #fml

sorry for the rants im just so over everything right now #fml

this weight gain is just bringing out my ED. i dont want to eat, i want to continuously walk until im exhausted. im crashing out so bad over this...f*ck acl surgery and f*ck doctors for never telling us the side effects of procedures & medications... #crashingout #fml #weightgain

I’m trying to install a wired Ring doorbell, but my doorbell transformer is underpowered. To upgrade it, I have to FIND the mofo. Turns out there is no standard location and it could be ANYWHERE. #fml #handy #nothandyenough

Losing Pete Crow Armstrong for two months of the Javy Baez experience will continue to be shitty. #Mets #FML

Can you believe this shit didn't get an A?

#art #digitalart #anime #manga #fml #comics #coloring

Preciso pagar uma conta no Brasil e o euro caiu abaixo dos 6 reais. Estava 6,50 em Dezembro. #FML

#FML

fym heeseung left enha

#enhypen #enhypenot7 #BRINGHIMBACK #fml

I haven’t drawn Milli in a long while, and wanted to practice line art!

Was so excited to show y’all the process on my YouTube…

Only to realize I never pressed screen record after turning it off 🫠🥲
#fyp #fml #oc #lineart #art

just spilled half a glass of pepsi into my keyboard. #FML

According to my eyes and nose, we have officially entered #AllergySeason in the #SanFranciscoHellscape. #StreamingFromAllOrifices #ItchyAF #fml

#FML

We have them now! TWO of them. It's annoying AF. I'm grown and know what I'm suppressed to do.
#FML

Hm, I took meds at 9pm, why am I wide awake at 2:30am?

*checks pill container*

I took MORNING meds not night meds. #FML