It's the "how it gets light in the morning" Dad Joke. A silly musical one liner from a musical comedian sneaking a quick selfie video in while trying to do some household chores. #dadjokes #oneliners #musicalcomedy #funny #comedian

I'm writing songs based on your comments and suggestions. Drop me a comment if there's one you'd like to hear. This one's about silly one liners and other assorted dad jokes. Song writing challenge #37 @dandtmason
#writingchallenge #comedysong #originalsong #shortsongs #dadjokes #puns #oneliners

It's the Jamaican Jerk chicken joke live. A one liner about a flavour of chicken, which is one of my favourite silly joke songs at the moment. #jokes #dadjokes #oneliners #musicalcomedian #livecomedy #funnysong

It's the caravan film at the cinema joke. A daft one liner set to music. #dadjokes #caravan #movies #funny #oneliners

It's the sausage website dad joke. A silly song, from the perspective of the guitar, about a website about sausages. #dadjokes #sausages #oneliners #musicalcomedy #funny

32 Essential Python One-Liners for Python's 32nd Anniversary - OSTechNix Python turns 32. Explore 32 practical Python one-liners that show why readability, simplicity, and power still define the language today.

Happy 32nd anniversary, Python! Learn 32 practical Python one-liners that show why readability, simplicity, and power still define the language today.

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#Python #Oneliners #Anniversary #Programming #Opensource #PythonTips

😂😂😂 EVEN MORE Pokémon One-Liners! #pokemon #oneliners

TOMORROW! "Capricorn's Midnight Clock," book 10 of The Zodiac, releases!

#newrelease #newbook #supernaturalsuspense #urbanfantasy #paulsating #paulsatingbook #paulsatingfantasy #fantasy #fantasyart #oneliners #coolsaying #bookquotes

Nothing does better with a shot of #tequila than a lime! They're made for each other.

(Please drink responsibly and never drink and drive)

#standupcomedy #joke #oneliners #alcohol

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve."
#oneliners

10 PAGES OR 10 MINUTES: My Weekly "Pipeline" to Getting a Play Produced Why the secret to script development isn't just an MFA—it's the Developmental Workshop.

10 Mins or 10 Pages... CHECK IT OUT

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#substack #substackwriter #substacknewsletter #newsletter #writersofinstagram #writing #writer #poetry #shortstories #writingcommunity #blog #poetsofinstagram #comedy #poetrycommunity #blogger #oneliner #oneliners #stevenwright #hbo

All those felt tips. Classic gag from the vault. #oneliners #dadjokes #comedian #funnysong #musicalcomedy #muppets

Stop being cold! 🤑

I write all of my own material. 🤯

#Winter #jokes #oneliners #comedian #standup #fashion #comedy

It's the Jamaican Chicken Shop joke. #oneliners #funnysongs #comedian #dadjokes #funny #musicalcomedy

shoutout to tammy who dropped this sick one liner a year ago
#work #customers #oneliners #qoutes #encouragement #loveurselfman

De SGP gooit er nog wat sullige radioreclames tegenaan.
"Nederland veilig!" "Boeren broodnodig!" "Voor ondernemers! Etc etc
#oneliners

Dilan heeft blijkbaar 72 uur lang, dag en nacht, met de spin dokters van de VVD door gebracht. En daar onnavolgbare oneliners van enkele minuten uit haar hoofd geleerd.
#RTLDebat #OneLiners

Celebrating National Punctuation Day #trisjokeoftheday #puns #oneliners #funny #supertris

Babar and Laurent de Brunoff Laurent de Brunoff with a stuffed version of the character Babar, 1992.

Only #dearleader has ever been this excited to be famous.

It’s dominating in the #MAGA #Furries community.

Man, the #French will make anything sexual.

#EpsteinFiles #FuckTrump #FuckStephenMiller #Babar #Humor #Jokes #OneLiners

🎯How Should One Liner Jokes Be Memorized? Greg Dean short #standupcomedy #comedian #onelinerjokes YouTube video by Greg Dean's Stand-Up Comedy Classes

How Should One Liner Jokes Be Memorized?
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#standupcomedy #gregdeancomedy #standupcomedyreel #oneliners #stagetime #howtobeacomedian

The Daily Quote: Rodney Dangerfield. #TheDailyQuote #RodneyDangerfield #OneLiners #ClassicComedy

Great One-Liner: “You know that philanthropy is just reputation laundering for the oligarchy?” —Ridley (Jenna Ortega) in “Death of a Unicorn” #GreatOneLiners #OneLiners #IWishIWroteThat

The Daily Quote: Mae West #TheDailyQuote #MaeWest #Humor #OneLiners

Haal NU je kaarten voor mijn nieuwe show via Rizatisserand.com #standupcomedy #oneliners #grappig #cabaret #vrouwen #mannen

HuddledMassesYearningToBeFreeSurroundedByAlligators Fun with politics, governance, and more via Oneliners, sketches, and heads up on upcoming elections. Welcome to PolitiPod where we join you for fun with politics, governance, and more. This is Episo

Our latest episode for your political humor needs!

#PolitiPod #funny #laugh #sketches #oneliners #upcomingelections #govote #resist #vote #electioncentral #mamdani #bondi #epstein #epsteinslist #Iran #immigration

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Steven Wright Special Stand-Up Monologue YouTube video by pumba pumbaziomal

"We had a quicksand box. I was an only child. Eventually"

Stephen Wright

#Comedy #Standup #OneLiners #Puns #DadJokes

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This is my favourite #joke I've ever written but the last time I posted it no one watched it. So I'm remaking it in this hopefully more social media algorithm-friendly format. I'm not bitter at all.

#comedy #pun #oneliners

How am I supposed to remember it exists if it isn't right in front of me?

#jokes #oneliners #forget #aphasia #objectpermanence

I come up with these one liners that I don't have any place for, so I'm going to try to #hashtag them to see if I can get some traction.

"You have all the unearned confidence of truck nuts on a moped."

#writers #writing #oneliners #firstdraft