"What if everyone does great work?"
"We calibrate."
The system where your success depends on someone else failing. Very team-oriented.
#Nullwing #WebComic #DevHumor #PerformanceReview #ForcedRanking
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#performanceReview
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Friday truth: You're the worst lay she's ever had. 😂
#WorstLay #PerformanceReview #LockedContent #BioAccess #Degradation #SexualFail #BedroomShame #SPHTease #Humiliatrix #WorstEver #LinkInBio
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"When asked for feedback, you always focus on what's wrong."
If nothing's wrong, it's not feedback. It's a compliment.
#SoftwareEngineering #DevHumor #Feedback #PerformanceReview #CorporateLife #TechHumor #ProgrammerLife #DevLife #Nullwing #WebComic #Engineering #OneOnOne
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By Mark Fiebert
Key Takeaways
- Own the narrative: Treat your performance review as a two-way conversation where you bring evidence, context, and outcomes, not just memories from the last few weeks. #performancereview
careeralley.com/5-reasons-to...
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The administration is getting creative with how they can force more necessary people out of career government positions. A new policy that is sure to push more feds out eventually is #OPM's plan to "grade on a curve" (my words).
#savefeds #performancereview #braindrain
@ucs.org @aas.org @agu.org
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The federal workforce is on the decline after numerous policies, orders and actions were implemented last year.
According to the AIP:
(see comments for list of a few key points)
#Feds #savefeds #performancereview #braindrain
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Business 101: Dress for the job you want. Undress for the promotion.
#Batemoor #CareerAdvancement #Cocks #DoWhatYouLove #PerformanceReview
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You know what to do. Demonstrate proficiency.
#Batemoor #PerformanceReview #TakeItAll #AppliedStudies #ShowYourWork #Submit
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Self-review szn is right around the corner, if not on your desk already. Stop relying on your boss’s blurry memory to define your worth. Use this AI performance framework to help create an undeniable, citation-backed receipt of your 2025 wins.
#NotebookLM #GenerativeAI #PerformanceReview
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Are SMART goals stupid? An illustration of a balanced scale with an image on each pan. The left image illustrates the characteristics of SMART goals. The image on the right has the caption "Want To Become A Winner? Use DUMB Goals". Image element attributions: Tor Refsland and Your Dictionary
Are SMART goals stupid? Not when they're personal, the outcome of effective strategy & analysis, & evaluated, modified, and discarded when appropriate.
www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/fa...
#SMARTGoals #culture #PerformanceReview
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Underperformers have 48 hours to show a measurable pivot before we initiate a total resource clawback.
The tray is a privilege. Not a right.
🌱 #SelectionPressure #PerformanceReview #StackRanking #AgTech #CorporateCulture #Optimization #HardeningOff #PlantParent
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Your raise was decided in September budget meetings. Today's performance review? Just corporate theater to explain why you 'earned' that 2.3% they already allocated.
#PerformanceReview #Raises
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“Clare Mercure! The director-of-many-hats!” President Abrams strode in, hands sweeping dramatically through the air. “Could you see to it that the conference rooms get—” “Sir, you need to sign the requisition form A-4032 that I’ve sent to you multiple times before!” “Oh, right, right!” He waved vaguely. “Can’t get the darn thing to print. Let’s go paperless. Get rid of all the—” He stopped mid ramble, finally seeing me. “Rachel. Far be it from me to have any dress code here at CUP, but… I’m not sure that accessory you’re wearing is in good taste.” I was so confused. “Accessory..?” “Oh, maybe you don’t know! It’s an old metaphysical sigil,” he chirped. “Symbolic of Entropy, Doom, Unmaking… Really popular with the youths.” He waved his hand dismissively. “Back in my day, we stuck with simple ankhs and peace signs.” Clare pressed her hand to her temple. “President Abrams,” she said through a slow, steady exhale, “Rachel does not bear a sigil of Chaos. She has a concentrated mass of demonic animus lodged in her sternum as the direct result of unsafe workplace conditions.” He blinked. “Ah. Well, that would explain all the… writhing it’s doing.”
New chapter up! Rae briefly meets with the President to express her thoughts about the company.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/8363...
#royalroad #isekai #performancereview
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Progress was noted.
Expectations increased.
If this feels familiar:
📘Death Engine Protocol — a.co/d/caWsasc
📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance — a.co/d/a0j61vI
#PerformanceReview #JanuaryBurnout #CorporateDystopia #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #UnsubconsciousRobot #DarkHumor #SciFiBooks #booksky
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Another #year, another #performancereview , another solid `Meets Expectations`.
Im 27 yrs into my career, they get what they pay me for, but the years of busting my hump for pizza parties and token appreciation at the expense of work/life balance are over.
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We've all read about giving great feedback. But what about receiving feedback greatly? beyondbetter.io/why-does-get... #performanceReview #HR #Management #Leadership #Innovation
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7 Ways To Use Your End-Of-Year Performance Review To Your #Advantage
#PerformanceReview
www.forbes.com/sites/alyssa...
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How to Prepare for a Performance Review: 7 Tips for Success
#PerformanceReview
www.success.com/7-ways-to-ac...
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Got a bad annual review at work that just doesn't seem legit?
This could actually be a case for #discrimination... and a very strong piece of evidence to prove it.
If you received a poor #performancereview that doesn't seem fair - reach out to an #employmentattorney today to learn your rights!
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In what may seem disingenuous to some, Microsoft has encouraged customers to leverage AI to fill out their annual performance review forms this month. #Copilot #PerformanceReview
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OAA is rolling out a new grants compliance program with strict timelines and operational reviews, ensuring accountability like never before!
Click to read more!
#VA #CitizenPortal #OperationalTransparency #VirginiaGrants #GrantsCompliance #PerformanceReview
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Are SMART goals stupid? An illustration of a balanced scale with an image on each pan. The left image illustrates the characteristics of SMART goals. The image on the right has the caption "Want To Become A Winner? Use DUMB Goals". Image element attributions: Tor Refsland and Your Dictionary
Are SMART goals stupid? Not when they're personal, the outcome of effective strategy & analysis, & evaluated, modified, and discarded when appropriate.
www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/fa...
#SMARTGoals #culture #PerformanceReview
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Performance review coming up? Get out your 🍿 and cue up How to Get a Promotion (& Raise!) This Year so you can astound your boss with your professionalism and set yourself up for your next title and a healthy pay bump! 📽👉🏻 buff.ly/jmpOKib #PerformanceReview #WomenInMaleDominatedIndustries
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The Legislative Budget Assistant reveals critical timelines for ongoing audits that could reshape special education and fiscal accountability in New Hampshire!
Click to read more!
#NH #CitizenPortal #SpecialEducation #AuditTransparency #NewHampshireEducation #PerformanceReview
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We’ve scheduled a 3 am meeting. Attendance is mandatory!
#OrangeOrBlackCatober #OrangeCat #BlackCat #PerformanceReview
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Strong buy signals were generated on Taiwan around "Liberation Day" and this has meant a significant weighting in the portfolio ever since.
🔹Q3 2025 performance review 🔹
How did Edinburgh Financial Analytics’ models fare this quarter?
Here’s the breakdown ⬇️
#PerformanceReview #Investing
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We've all read about giving great feedback. But what about receiving feedback greatly? beyondbetter.io/why-does-get... #performanceReview #HR #Management #Leadership #Innovation
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Spin the wheel of fortune
今期の人事評価🍀
#performancereview #oneonone #corporatelife #startuplifestyle #wheeloffortune #devlife #softwaredev #イラスト #doodle #art #meme #originalcharacter
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