Marcus is SO drunk omg #vanderpumprules

oh terrific incest 🫩 #vanderpumprules

Kim would be so much happier without Marcus and Marcus would be so much happier if he had Venus and Natalie back as his real support system #vanderpumprules

I feel like I'd like Kim SO much more if she wasn't with Marcus. One of them has to pull the plug but idk they're gonna do that she won't leave him cause he's grieving and he won't leave her because he thrives on the toxicity 🫩 #vanderpumprules

I am simply obsessed with Shayne Davis #vanderpumprules

another Shayne backstory drop JESUS CHRIST MAN #vanderpumprules

I can acknowledge that Angelica took the p**** p*** thing a bit too far is definitely just using it to try to humiliate him but everything else I'm on her side #vanderpumprules

Lisa: "but you guys weren't together" THANK YOU SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN #vanderpumprules

ooh this is pissing me off Angelica rejects one loser after a bad date so now she has to sit on her thumbs for the rest of the night? also Shayne came TO HER why are we blaming her #vanderpumprules

"she hooked up with Peter once" THE LORE DROP LMAO #vanderpumprules

idk why everyone hates Angelica yet cause right now I kinda love her I'm scared #vanderpumprules

Shayne is so funny I am thoroughly enchanted #vanderpumprules

HIS DOG IS NAMED JAR JAR STOP THAT'S SO CUTE 😭 #vanderpumprules

Marcus and Kim forcing everyone to walk around on eggshells about their stupid ass relationship cause how dare someone tell you the harsh truth about how toxic and annoying y'all are together 😒 #vanderpumprules

Chris and Audrey are so cute they're not being toxic they're just genuinely enjoying getting to know each other at a normal pace while everyone else is accusing each other of being clingy and playing weird mind games 😭 #vanderpumprules

"I was Millie Bobby Brown's body double" .... ok and what do you want me to do with that information 😭😭😭 #vanderpumprules

"I'm a big communication guy" we LOVE that #vanderpumprules

so I know what Marcus' problem is but what's Kim's excuse #vanderpumprules

Venus is right though lmao y'all are annoying #vanderpumprules

SHAYNE'S BACKSTORY IS INSANE???? holy shit #vanderpumprules

a player with a heart of gold 😭😭😭 #vanderpumprules

justice for Natalie she didn't do shit #vanderpumprules

this is making me scream #vanderpumprules

Venus is so sick of their toxic shit 😭 #vanderpumprules

AUDREY GETTING A LAP DANCE FROM CHRIS WHILE KIMBERLY IS SOBBING ABOUT MARCUS 3 FEET AWAY I CANT BREATHE THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS #vanderpumprules

Kim and Marcus need to break up they are just not on the same page at all idk if they ever were but he clearly can't be whatever it is she wants at the moment he's barely holding it together #vanderpumprules

I love how Shayne doesn't even work at there but he's just too fascinating not to be included in everything lmao #vanderpumprules

22???? AUDREY'S A BABY #vanderpumprules

oh Marcus just making me cry out of nowhere about his parents COOL #vanderpumprules

these people being in their 30s makes me feel so much better about where I'm at in my life lmao #vanderpumprules