los 🦦

greg can eat a peach for hours

Mincing words, chopping phrases

OMG

Once again I am punder arrest

They make small jars and big jars, which means you could put the small jars in a big jar, and that's a jar jar. Then you can disturb it a little and as it settles, jar jar clinks.

this joke is so dad it’s mad at me for naming my dog pluto because he says chihuahuas aren’t even real dogs

If you're a vegan it is okay to eat a comet but not so much an asteroid because they're a little meteor

sometimes i think drinking fabuloso is a bad idea

I should be able to send my cats memes

bsky is like you’re either trying to be entertained and keep getting annoyed by news popups or watching live news coverage and dogs are doing it in the background

I am brave, I am strong, and I will be seeking validation anyway

coming back from the dead to ask if youre mad at me

whats a guy gotta do to become a ninja turtle around here

one day, Tiki. one day

*cartwheels in*

Whoa, wrong joke format.

*cartwheels out*

😂🙏

maybe tomorrow i’ll have that banger i can get rich off selling merch

😩😂

fries are not sold at these theaters

as a boy: "ew, stickky"

I'd imagine as a girl: "omg fucking infections wtf"

😁🫶🏽

it’s actually the same picture

they only blocked the left side of the picture 🤷‍♂️

NOW you’re thinking

blocked be cinemex

look what you did @gregthemiller.bsky.social

what I scream when I stub my toe and my child is present

A new Taco Bell exclusive

it’s ok, looks fancy that way 😆

For your puppy girls to drink from

you either die a baja, or you blast long enough to see yourself become the bidet