I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
Chicana. I dig music. I used to go to concerts and now I watch bands on YouTube. I say what I feel
I delete and rejoin, itโs my thing. Just here for fun and the dopamine ๐
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.
Pan/demi
The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social
Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
โฝ๏ธ #Crew96 ๐ค๐
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
senior writer @wired.com
tips: miles_klee@wired.com or signal @millionbear.44
book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee
โ ๏ธ this user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top
strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
robin sky leigh
strategic comms consultant, writer, socialist. working at the intersection of labor, capitalist globalization, and textile production.
she | her
California-based artist | NC native | Animal lover | Tree-hugger | Gardening enthusiast
Omega Watch Award recipient | Drawing Dreams, founder | Cancer survivor
broken
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gia4z2letux2staxfiq3tfuk/feed/aaakpbsp2cbiu
https://ngl.link/monotoes2
NO DMS unless I know you! Instablock! Just about done here. I have NO MONEY do NOT follow me to ask for MONEY! Thatโs an instablock!
#chiari #dakotawinyan #syringomyelia #NDaf ! #CPP #spoonie #disabled #intractablepain #louisianagirl
aka: CrazyFeralCatLady. Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
โก๏ธ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐บ๐ฆ๐ต๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธโค๏ธ
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywoodโs Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
He/Him: accomplice to the stars and those they've blessed.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ean2befltadvqu5obemolf4l/feed/aaakmk66npqli
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ean2befltadvqu5obemolf4l/feed/aaaenoq4rbqdm
NGL: https://ngl.link/etherealastronaut1
Face
Pretty
But
Soul
Prettier
๐๐ชถ๐
Poems are mine โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
MDNI
pfp by @zim2918.bsky.social
Husband | Father | Dad joke enthusiast
ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE ONLY
Ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5qzxizrvfs5ovl3bwwkowvk3/feed/aaafiirt4uukg
Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
Some guy who spent too much time online for a while and works making media.
Over 40 enough to fondly remember the days of ANSI color internet.
Just looking to be an okay reply guy. Here for one-on-one human interactions, not performance.
Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
transness is life
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
to the tune of e-i-e-i-o
KY>OH>CA>OH>IL
๐ง ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐๐ - ERA now! - The Future IS Female - BLM - MMIWG - thehotline.org ๐งท - ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ YouTube.com/@ub1332 #ChinookJustice ๐ฆ
alt: @pnwbassbeast.bsky.social
Shitpost enthusiast
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
Co-Host of You Are Good and The OC, Again. Corn Telethon coming 09/04/2025. Manager for folks in the arts. Bewildered person. Picture taker. Zine-maker (High Occulture). Activist. Into being.
art(sy) account @ninjettenine.bsky.social
๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธHalfling korean๐ฐ๐ท, artist type, +4 to snark. She/Her/Hers LGBT18+ generally kind. "i just wanna lay my eggs in your chest--but I'm not an alien!" -MST3K
How many Rs in strawberry?
Gotta be chill to hang.
I wear an orange hoodie while laughing. Known to make replies go viral.
No way out of the billagarchy without torching ๐ฅ
Give Resources to MN ๐ฆพ
Ill-treat transphobes ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
๐บ In Plain Sight ๐บ The Riches ๐บ The Shield ๐บ The OC ๐บ Bones
๐ฅ Somethingโs Gotta Give
Sharing smiles
free to steal!
https://www.threads.net/@docatcdi
https://mastodon.social/@DocAtCDI
https://twitter.com/DocAtCDI
https://www.facebook.com/DocCyber
https://www.patreon.com/c/DocAtCDI
PG in the daylight discretion after dark
What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
I donโt know what Iโm doing ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
Just a regular human shitposter. 40-something-year-old dweeb.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rg6hys5qhy5rd6vmg23nrzjp/feed/aaalbpx24jmdc
hi iโm Eben; a wife-guy; iโm here to put my special touch on things
โFirst as awkwardness* then as epilepsyโ
*major depressive disorder
iโm the dog you met at that party
a shotgun shack ๐ฝโ>โ๏ธ
she/her
my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm
the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
He/him
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
Cranky no more. Still a messer.
โThereโs whatโs right and whatโs right, and never the twain shall meet.โ
- H.I. McDunnough
Ally, ANTIFA, DBA, HPC Sysadmin, Dog Dad, Drummer
Writer, thinker, artist, player of music, eternal child. Sarcastic but sweet AF,
Graceless Lady๐๐ She/Her - 8647
"Witch, scholar, poet, dreamer, and the rest, to be a woman also."
~ Elizabeth Barret Browning
I love Canada ๐
Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma
Utilizo el internet, y a veces el mundo normal. Husband of @nsmagee.bsky.social. Amateur photographer using old & new tech. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. No AI. He/him.
Learner, Stargazer, Godless Tea-sipper, Cat-owned Ginger, Soul whose intentions are good.
*soul not included
แดฐแดนหข สทโฑหกหก แตแต โฑแตโฟแตสณแตแต แตหกแตแถแตแตแต แตสณ แตแตแถแตแตแต
แดบแตแถปโฑหข สทโฑหกหก แตแต แตแตโฟแถสฐแตแต
"the philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways, the point, however, is to change it"
its hard out here for a soulful white boy (but im comfortable in my cis/hetness call me any pronouns idgaf)๐๐๐ im just here to vibe with the homies ๐๐๐
Pagan ๐ฎ
Grad student ๐
Music connoisseur ๐ถ
Y'all means ALL ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Fitness fanatic ๐๐พโโ๏ธ
Tarot reader ๐
Vinyl collector โบ
Knitter ๐งถ
Priestess of hornyposting ๐
End The ICE Age ๐ง
Boyfriend here โฌ๏ธ
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social ๐ค
See, it's a portmanteau of Bort and portmanteau.
Lo-fi Bluesky reply guy.
๐จ๐ฆ | mid-40s | he/him
โจ ๐ข๐ต๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ช๐ข๐ซ๐ฑ๐๐ฉ ๐ช๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ซ
fแตฃแตขโโdโy โโแตขgโbโแตฃโโโd wโแตขแตฃdโ
โโกโโโฃโโฅโ โโกโ โโโฃโโคโขโโโขโฃ
he/him. bipolar. queer. atx.
lizard dad to MIA thistle, frog dad to crash
music account: @synapticmisfire.bsky.social / danielliepold.com
intelectconfig everywhere
Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him.
ACAB
Free Palestine ๐ต๐ธ
Stay home dad. Feminist. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. I write jokes here @theciscokidder.bsky.social
Iowa City
He/him
I'm hard to explain and even harder to figure out
https://marymayijewelry.etsy.com
just a girl doin dumb shit and you can't stop me | denver, CO | 31 | bi | evermore is taylor's best album | free ๐ต๐ธ | i will fb anyone 18+ just ask!
https://ngl.link/imcryingpotatoes
Taking care of my chickens and my mentals
#Billsmafia #Sabrehood
Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
he/him, 38
TV Shows, Movies, Formula 1
trakt.tv/users/klovar-cc
New Mexico
a fan of KATSEYE and the singer Poppy and Chappell Roan
@archive.klovar.cc is my old account (July 2023)
creator of https://stick-em-up-game.com
I use pain to hide the humor.
Unreliable Narrator.
I should probably delete that.๐ค
Contemplations on life and the human condition. + ๐ท
๐ Calgary / Alberta / Canada ๐จ๐ฆ
My contemplations:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi
Tortรณn patrio
Free Palestine ๐ต๐ธ
๐บ๐พu.r.gay
๐ ๐ข๐ต = mxlau
He/him
Audhd Social reform activist
Video game/music enthusiast
Foodie Leftist
#FreePalestine
36
Bay area CA.
#freelink
Your favorite shitpoasters reply guy
Once called the โEtsy Ryan Reynolds.โ Texas lawyer with three kids and a husband I love very much. I'm here to share a laugh or two with others, not at them.
Music lover / Horror & spooky stuff / Dark humor / Cleveland / Python / Django
Personal account for goofing around with friends.
30s husbando
BD/ADHD
I love love and hate hate and fard fard and shid shid
Views expressed here are jokes and should not be taken seriously.
๐จ: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
pfp: @frogapples.bsky.social
Hold on to the night.. hold on to the meme-eries
Winemaker, gardener, eater. Read the Alt text.
dad and full of dad jokes; software engineer. trying to keep faith in humanity.
study and practice learning and realization through the observation of self.
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonnyโs toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
Hottie๐Thick thigh nightmare๐๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ณEnglish๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ซ turned๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฌLover of๐ซโ๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ถ&โ๐ปNerdy & curvy๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ Tornado/weather enthusiast ๐๐ป
middle age they/them queer in philly
Marxist-leninist โญ
Training for the Swoletariat
Hiking, astrophysics, sci-fi, industrial, metal, gaming, bodybuilding, traditional archery, Wing Chun Kung Fu
"We must choose either champagne for a few, or safe drinking water for all" -Sankara
they/them
free link
I add 1 โญ to my profile every time some fascist tells me to remove it from my profile
โญ โญ โญ
he/him ๐พ indie gamedev ๐ฉ too much shitposting ๐จ๐ฆ sorry about it ๐ง adhd ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights = human rights ๐ paintedsky.ca ๐ผ portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
Security Curmudgeon for Microsoft .NET
Do you really think work wants my social media opinions?
Not nice, but kind - @medus4.com
๐ฎ๐ช ๐ฌ๐ง ๐บ๐ธ
I'm your mom. But better.
Mom @ fuck . it And how cool is that email?
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Waiting for the edibles to kick inโฆ
44 | Denver | Vinyl nerd
The internet's favorite uncle. The Hamburger Helper guy. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
blocked by your favorite bsky user (not a challenge, just a fact)
DMs always open
Him/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
Songwriter, Traveler, Retired Footballer, Dork
๐จ๐ฆ๐๐จ๐ฆ
She/her
Photos by me ๐ธ
Read My Mind
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7bzd43ztwpxpaxgsi7nxx7v/feed/aaafjzhhef7p4
Bangers
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaal5ixambp5g
we can do soft things
trans/ace; she/her; ex-mo
piano girlie
neuro-otherwise
therapizing the queers
Missoula, MT
And thatโs when I punched Sasquatch right in the wienerโฆ
A starchy construct of whimsy โจ
Colorfully upsettingโbut in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, donโt take me seriously
Queen of the nerds ๐
Here we go again!
My posts, hopefully:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo
New York State Poser Laureate
Pfp alt: Bat Boy
He/him
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaowg6rhe54y
My bangers & whimpers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaeotaibrcqq
I don't complain. I just wine a lot. I also love cookies.
@Verrence@jorts.horse on mastodon
@verrence on upscrolled
Bot-tanโs #1 hater
give me shrimp or give me death
Likes making music, art, taking photos, playing video games, learning new things, 90's/2k's media. A total Lesbo. Cis: She/Her - Trans rights are human rights! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Banner by: shakachoarroyo.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/tiffanytroia
๐๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐ฑ๐โฎ๏ธ๐น๐ธ๐ค๐ค
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text โ
politics ๐ซ
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
Nurse, salty, writer of verse, a certain sort of madness.
Mothman's girlfriend
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
Night gardener, weaver, caregiver. Cat person.
4x Author. Writer. Musician. Singer. Songwriter. Artist. Professional Photographer. AuDHD. INFJ-T. Liberal AF. Asheville Living ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
an attic full of broken toys
Blue. Former Army. Hater of AI slop.
(He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.)
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
Fighting every day to deliver a city that working New Yorkers can actually afford. Mayor of New York City.
Pfp: back of a white woman's rainbow braid
Banner: cutesy font saying mistress caution from the poketopia generator
she/her
My teen says I'm a theologist.
๐ฅ the neon-brined gherkin of internet chaos | weird takes, weirder content
Does Contain AI Content
๐ dive into the chaos: https://www.jerkedgherkins.com
Buffoon, Drunk, Failure.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaam3sitppeow
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