i cant wait to see this in theatre 😸
06.03.2026 15:45
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captain anxious and the anxieteers
06.03.2026 01:10
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*a nuclear blast destroys all i hold dear but that one vertebrae in my spine finally cracks so at least i die happy*
06.03.2026 07:19
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my little friend sleeping soundly her name is mouse
06.03.2026 06:56
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SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND shes a little kitten whats wrong with you why do you want my kitten to have cocaine and tommy guns
06.03.2026 06:53
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just over here tryna make the masses laugh thru the horrors
04.03.2026 21:00
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Here I am, pop and lock me like a hurricane.
07.10.2025 12:30
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id like to baggins it up
06.03.2026 06:49
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🥰
06.03.2026 06:28
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less than any of want or have 😸
06.03.2026 06:28
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I make up in my head how someone feels about me and believe it.
06.03.2026 01:38
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I miss the days when our biggest national threat was hipsters
06.03.2026 01:31
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Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society
06.03.2026 01:27
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loving this “CEOs eat their own product” trend, somebody tell the CEO of Boeing to go next
06.03.2026 02:12
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A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
06.03.2026 03:24
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We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.
06.03.2026 04:02
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I wouldn't try logging off you don't want to know what happened to the last guy
06.03.2026 00:15
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I got invited to a party this weekend. Have you ever heard of anything so hostile?
05.03.2026 23:20
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Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed
05.03.2026 18:39
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[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope
06.03.2026 03:00
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
13.02.2026 13:14
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markwayne mullin sounds like an npc you would meet and eventually have to put down in red dead redemption
05.03.2026 20:13
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*buys two bags of popcorn*
06.03.2026 04:45
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the must watch cinema event of the season 😸
06.03.2026 04:41
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March 8 on the calendar where it is printed: "International Women's Day" and "daylight saving time begins (clocks forward)
Thank you for having International Women's Day on the shortest day of the year
05.03.2026 21:59
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two skeeters both alike in dignity
06.03.2026 04:40
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baja blast bidets
06.03.2026 04:10
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Congress: Did you fuck Corey Lewandowski?
Kristi: Fuck him? I barely Noem!
06.03.2026 01:53
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If you're happy and you know it, ew
06.03.2026 04:33
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