Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't even bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
🐘: @crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
middle age they/them queer in philly
I delete and rejoin, it’s my thing. Just here for fun and the dopamine 😉
YOU MUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO VANQUISH YOUR ENEMIES. I WILL HELP. (by @nora.zone, icon by Delapouite at https://game-icons.net)
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
Awkward AF | Here for the funny | Skol 💜
Here’s my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j67k5xuk2ngpzxmhmonvcswr/feed/aaacgoj6lmmz2
photographer
gay son and thot daughter
jezebel spirit
where my hug at
#1 belvedere appreciator
Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
Bang! Bang! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaab4dtouhk6e
Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked 😭
Angry. Like, all the time.
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu
📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
Song parody lyricist. Occasional book writer. I work in education but can't really talk about it.
✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 29/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com
#funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
Stay home dad. Feminist. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. I write jokes here @theciscokidder.bsky.social
Iowa City
He/him
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
I’m just here for sugar and spice and everything nice.
She/Her Trans Femme 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 👩❤️👩
Level 44
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlny5vvlgoi4eqs4g2nupnmm/feed/aaajka4md7cla
Buy me a taco 🌮: https://buymeacoffee.com/leela.after.dark
Attorney for the people, for hire. danielsuitor.com Landlords do not @ me.
New England then, Minneapolis now, housing and economic justice forever.
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
🌏 Who knew the path
to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting
✨Delete your handler
⬇️MIND MORSELS ⬇️
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strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
be excellent to each other
he/him
art • love • nature • equality
crescent city ~ emerald city
🌬🫧 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udxyrf3abhlbf2jnyycuwd6b/feed/aaabgycish7za
imagine a frog with a cunty fuck ass bob
@frogsreadinglog.bsky.social 📚
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
@Defcon604 Admin. @VanCitySec Organizer.
DFIR @Mandiant (@GoogleCloud). He/Him.
having fun online
seattle
I don’t want to write a description ❤️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaah6dyfmk6ag
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
on mobile in front of my computer
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coupla prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/macnult/
Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4
Sometimes I paint:
www.briancaron.com
US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Please don't make me change apps again, I am very tired.
🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️
My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
lmfaoing my ass off
$/@emulator2000
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
A Russian lawyer in a previous life, still scarred by the experience.
#AutismAcceptance #GardenState #cats
Madly in love with @numb.comfortab.ly
God’s favorite little idiot
Nobody’s favorite reply guy
Taken
MDNI
my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaakvoy6a5mxa
only pics https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaadl52o5cknu
ima 🐝 that wears 👒outfits and loves 🖤💛the burgh
*shitposts abound, not every post is serious
*all posts are mine, never ever reflect on my employer
*banner by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
*99% of the time my dms dont work, app thinks im in ohio
Sci-fi author, former moderator, and fourth generation Brooklynite. she/her
books: norahwoodsey.com/books
ALT text for banner: a preschooler drawing of a bear, heart outside his body and face stoic, projected on an interior wall
the people rejected zardoz's message, they hated him because he told the truth
he/him
certified white™
(pfp is sean connery in the red mankini from zardoz)
ultralaser.tumblr.com since 2008
ebay.com/str/cestfromage since 98
He/Him/Coach
"Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least." Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches.
.doopers on Discord
@bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him
https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Actor. Host. Writer. Married to B.
Oh hi!
I'm an elder emo millennial, trying to be positive in an increasingly negative world
⚽️ #Crew96 🖤💛
I'm probably making a joke
...yes, and?
Opinions are my own
He/Him
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 PedoFelon's resume:
💜 laundering money for the mob(US&Rus): blackmail: extortion: bribery: intimidation: murder {I'm walking fine line btwn politics, the arts & fun}
•Sh*tposter fangirl •Nature •Photography ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢
#CarlJung 💧
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
https://wli.neocities.org/
Your Mom Loves Me. Go ahead and ask her….
Gamer Dad
Twitch Affiliate
Minecraft and Hytale
Former musician
Rush fan
🏳️⚧️ ally
www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
** I will not follow back political accounts.
Anti-hate. Love is love. She/her. Funnier in replies. If you wonder if I'm joking, I probably am. 🇨🇦
"The most tedious person" that one guy "has ever been exposed to."
Crafter, gardening, herbs, bitching about life, shit that makes me laugh and weed
where’s beth
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywbu4pxoizwl27eddlaqvjbe/feed/aaad5ewriqhlq
교포 입양자 KAD 🇰🇷 she/her
not a journalist. don’t be weird!
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc
Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once (healthcare/edu, don't hate me). he/him #ATX
My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm
Buffoon, Drunk, Failure.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaam3sitppeow
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
Pic by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find humor in everyday life
I've got a daytime job, I'm doing all right
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vv7x4rqhaet5poqhlap53btt/feed/aaacnzz6sv472
A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk combat doll.
please use alt text.
🔞minors dni🔞 she/they/fae
——
🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Demonschool⛧🏫⛧
——
merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human…
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
Long-time journal editor, academic, currently maker of pies in Buffalo.
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)
💙Impeach Biden💙
she™/her™
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
Are you tired of paying full price for robots?
🦋SRE@bsky.team
🐱dad
🪵worker
Seattle, WA
[redacted]
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Pop culture girlie.
I’m diamond, you know I glow up.
Just the tracks, ma’am: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/cheer-the-f-up/pl.u-8o2lsLBKW7
carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
Your relatively cool non-threatening dorky internet dad. I have no agenda. A tangled pulsating mass of neurosis and privilege. I’m sick of these bozos at city hall.
if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaadnem4lhxts
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith.
ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
This Show Peaked a While Ago
Wait, is this a reboot...?
Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
[he/him]
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
Daddy Robot.
Always playing Indie games.
It's ok not to feel whole
I write stories about men in colored suits
He/They.
Agnostic, believe in the scientific method, good art/music/writing, political compromise, and keeping an open mind. Semi-retired, broke & happily married, so scantily clad & business accounts need not bother following.
Media archivist. Elder milennial. Abolish everything. Avi is Jennifer Connelly on 35mm. Banner is a room of vintage TVs. he/they/any/all
Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
I didn't ask to be here
https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
I have seen Smash Mouth in concert twice, so that's the kind of decision making I have exhibited in the past
He/Him
![Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:5uzwroyihsmdk2qgzstokw7t/bafkreibhovipzj4os2kady24ir55r7sifpxqgdxlgskjgfbr2uv7mj255q)
