and now i know π
@blairloudly
my cats run this account π¨π¦π³οΈβπ my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
and now i know π
auΒ·dacΒ·iΒ·ty
/Γ΄ΛdasΙdΔ,Γ€ΛdasΙdΔ/
1. a willingness to take bold risks
2. rude or disrespectful behavior; impudence
ex: a corporation asking a person to make a donation
[Looking back into the toilet] I should call him
Itβs Friday. I donβt trust it.
i'm not a girl not yet an asteroid floating through space and time
new murder weapon for Clue: the pizza cutter
I just know my soulmate out there also never leaving their house.
Itβs so weird how Iβm the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.
i cant wait to see this in theatre πΈ
captain anxious and the anxieteers
*a nuclear blast destroys all i hold dear but that one vertebrae in my spine finally cracks so at least i die happy*
my little friend sleeping soundly her name is mouse
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND shes a little kitten whats wrong with you why do you want my kitten to have cocaine and tommy guns
just over here tryna make the masses laugh thru the horrors
Here I am, pop and lock me like a hurricane.
id like to baggins it up
π₯°
less than any of want or have πΈ
cuddles aren't enough, I need to be completely smooshed
I make up in my head how someone feels about me and believe it.
I miss the days when our biggest national threat was hipsters
Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society
loving this βCEOs eat their own productβ trend, somebody tell the CEO of Boeing to go next
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.
I wouldn't try logging off you don't want to know what happened to the last guy
I got invited to a party this weekend. Have you ever heard of anything so hostile?
Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed
[25 seconds into marathon]
lol nope
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you