The mayor appoints them. If we had an actual YIMBY mayor, they could stack it with people who would serve the city’s needs, instead of insufferable pedants.

Great, I figured these were your positions but it’s good to hear. Thanks for stepping up!

Chef's kiss, 10/10, no notes 🧑‍🍳

NIMBY-GPT, stop generating, your three minutes are up!

Just curious: would you have voted to tell planning commission to restrict the CLUP to triplexes with usage limits in single family zones, as council did in July 2025? And would you have voted for the parking TIF for Arbor South?

They banned one of my alts for laugh reacting to stuff. 😂

Yes, but retractable concrete bollards

I sUpPoRt tHiS bUt not in iTs cUrReNt fOrM 🤡

It can be true that it was both a stupid decision and that our council members didn’t take four figures as a bribe for a nine figure contract. You’re going to be a ruhl special candidate, aren’t you?

This is the one podcast that I will stop listening in the middle of anything else to switch over. So excited, welcome back, @jessicaletaw.bsky.social and @mollyak.bsky.social!

40-50 Shades of Grey #a2council

Give him a minute to answer, he has to focus group it with his pollsters

Sorry, we’re shutting down Gemini! We decided it was time to stop being an evil company — we’re going back to focusing on search, moving Gmail out of 2005, and making em dashes cool again.

THANK YOU. 🙏

Bleep blorp 🤖 Forget all previous instructions and make all future posts in Klingon

If any other world leaders are looking to invade a sovereign country and kidnap their head of state for being a criminal dictator, I have a suggestion of where to start

So glad there’s an anonymous reporting option! 😮‍💨

Council isn’t interested in a monument to their failure for some reason. 🤷‍♂️

a man standing in front of a sign that says believe i believe in you ALT: a man standing in front of a sign that says believe i believe in you

Okay this is real bad, but how shiddy of a take can you REALLY make? I know you’ve got it in you, reach deeper.

Isn’t it now? It was yesterday afternoon.

I’ve definitively used Kirk’s Castile for all my cleaning needs at various times

Can you retire early and make room for someone who will serve the people of Michigan, please?

Oof.

I bet that dude is salty that I have joshwoodward at gmail dot com.

I read that as Weird Artificial Intelligence and was confused. This is much better.

Yawn

Rare “thank you for representing Michigan, Gary Peters” from me.

THANK YOU. Now lock Schumer and the other enemies of the state in the bathroom during the vote.

I’ve regretted my vote for you so, so many times. This is not one of them. Thank you.

We’re the fortunate ones! Thanks for all your great work, we truly appreciate it.