Frances Meh

I feel like I'm butting in uninvited, but just in case you want more can-con without cluttering up your newsfeed, here are some useful Canada feeds:
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And my can-con list
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Most cities have feeds/tags that might help, too.

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I can’t watch porn anymore. I get too distracted by shit baseboard miters

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

And so, in summary, fuck everything

put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format

(puts finger to ear like news anchor) oh some more bad shit has happened?? well cool. that’s just super. go ahead and add it to the list

if you stand in the mirror and say “Modelo!” 3 times, i show up in your bathroom, drunk, shouting “WHO ATE ALL DA GOOD PUSSY” and then i throw up on your shower curtain

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

man, fuck you

bangin'

Masters of War (Bob Dylan acoustic cover) YouTube video by Half a Person

from the archives because relevant, sadly:

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I bet DJs are really good at titty twisters

they renamed it the Department of War so it would be that much easier to just add “Crimes” at the end of it

nice of you to say but i'm committed to your mom

Some of you are so freaking sexy btw

*mitski voice* where's my phone?

hundreds dead, many of them children, already just hours into a cruel and senseless attack. i’m just over here racking my brain trying to figure out how this is about me actually

I don't mind getting the silent treatment as long as it's constructive

At no point when visiting your loved one in the hospital do you need to tell the nurse that is taking care of them that he/she is attractive

at my 11yo nephew’s basketball game one of the parents behind me kept screaming “DEFENSE! TOUGH D TOUGH D THAT’S A SOLID D RIGHT THERE!” and y’all my face hurts

Even my Southern mother says it's now okay to wish for him to die, guys, it's cool

CHINA: "The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years. The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions. The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."

Where is the lie?

where is everybody who was kung fu fighting i think we need them rn

[at the aquarium]

BABY: i wanna seahorse!

PARENT: omg we JUST got here now we have to leave and go to a farm

i do not have the capacity to process any more horror if you need me i will be lying on the kitchen floor covering my naked body in cold cuts

I knew someone who actually died on a hill. I refused to attend the funeral because I don’t reward clichés.

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

oh, nope. going back to bed

There should be a word for the pain of knowing you saw a band long before you loved them