TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies
paulftompkins.com/live
your least favorite she/they
nicer to you at https://onlyfans.com/officialgogurt
Welcoming the orca overlords in all of their endeavors
Cat fan
Anti-capitalist Anti-fascist
Free Palestine ๐ต๐ธ
She/her
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Trans rights are human rights ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
He/Him
https://mutes.ripperoni.com/ui
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https://follow.ripperoni.com
https://github.com/TheRipperoni
https://ko-fi.com/ripperoni
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
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Huge emphasis on not being her
Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
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[he/him]
The contemptible Tim Onion.
๐MDNI
You can not kill me in a way that matters.
Solidarity is how we Win
Goofs and Graps
Freelance Podcast Production
Host @wnffpod.bsky.social
(She/They)
Tip jar: @JKNotsobad Venmo & Cashapp DM for PayPal
garaktailor-shop.fourthwall.com
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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he/him, 38
TV Shows, Movies, Formula 1
trakt.tv/users/klovar-cc
New Mexico
a fan of KATSEYE and the singer Poppy and Chappell Roan
@archive.klovar.cc is my old account (July 2023)
creator of https://stick-em-up-game.com
Movies, art history, anxiety. Freelance illustrator (Pan + Scan Illustration). Arthouse theater projectionist. Bargain bin vinyl collector. Also @bigartthread
Arlington, MA
She/her
https://ko-fi.com/panandscan/shop
https://www.etsy.com/shop/panandscan
whereโs beth
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Comedian. The Field Trip and They're Coming to Get You podcasts. Itโs satire.
Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, donโt tell my mother
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Champs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaampslwh62o
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
creative director - nimrod campbell and the laboratory of yakub
banner art cred: @nishbae.bsky.social
Director & Writer | IDENTITEAZE film | YouTuber | former writer/video producer at Gamespot, The Advocate, Microsoft, Out Magazine, Rotten Tomatoes, & Skybound | Trekkie by birth
https://www.jessieearl.com/
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- @killthecomputer.com
- https://www.illconceivedpodcast.com
a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐น๐
Liberals DNI โ
transness is life
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to the tune of e-i-e-i-o
KY>OH>CA>OH>IL
A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
๐ชฐ Fresh from the Lilac tree
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Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
Not again with this shit / bring on your spaniards by the score / so many mistakes
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond ๐ฃ๐ซ
Blobulous Blips:
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Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. ๐ท๐ป๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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๐ Happily married ๐ฝ Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina ๐ Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a ๐ฝ Mainer ๐
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DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
get it?
โ
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Occasional Creator of Stuff. Chipper, polite, and menacing. He/they, Puggalo
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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I run a kill shelter for small dogs ๐
civil rights lawyer, exhausted
DM for Signal info
posts too much
ecol/biologist in climate change
settler. knitter ๐งถ. antiracist. chronically ill.
#yeg Edmonton Alberta Treaty 6 Canada
born @ 340ppm CO2
#BiInSci
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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
https://schwegler.tumblr.com
Chaotic Sleepy
Americaโs Weird Neighbor
๐a bog perhaps
artist, limb maker, dad, shitposter.
Lunch sketch $30.
comment and DM to purchase.
ko-fi.com/sorryhat
Queering the conversation. Fierce, proud and independent LGBTQ2S+ journalism, since 1984. ๐โจ
Read more at xtramagazine.com
The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
i'm worth a million in prizes
SE PA
he/him/cis/het
Vulgar woman
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Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
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Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.
Creator of ๐ฐ News feeds, @xblock.aendra.dev, @moji.blue, founder of @shoots.green, co-organiser @atproto.london.
Opinions my own. Not a journalist or an engineer, but a secret third thing (panicked).
she/her/ze/hir ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
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Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him.
ACAB
Free Palestine ๐ต๐ธ
Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
"for straightforward combinatoric reasons a free and equal republic of sluts"
You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
live from Minnesota
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๐ america's mystery sweetheart ๐
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ she/her lensbeans www surfer ๐ค
Evil girls biting good girls turning good girls into evil girls. Evil boys eating evil hamburgers evil boys eating evil fries // http://veryimportant.lawyer // http://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors
โจgive em the ole razzle dazzleโจ
currently 29/immortal
satanโs niece
mdni/21+
The internet's favorite uncle. The Hamburger Helper guy. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Lost in daydreams
Kโs special lady ๐๐๐ค
Just a right flippinโ goof
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torment nexus dismantler
please dont believe everything you
read about me in the new york times
Rudy Fraser
building the intercommunal net [ @blackskyweb.xyz ][ blacksky.community ]
Organizer [ wethepeople.nyc ]
prev. Fellow @ Harvard BKC
Board Chair [ pactcollective.xyz ]
TSC @lexicon.community
โYoung man, where did you get all these nice things?โ
Testing blacksky
(he/him)
Nuisance and shitposter
CEO @graze.social - talk to me about building on ATProto / Bluesky!
literally the creator of fiddlehead fern. writer & artist. she/her. repโd by shena wolf.
THINK!
Stop, Look, Listen, Live
Communism, dad jokes and nu metal.
Liberals DNI ๐ซ
Renewed Kidney Enthusiast
no longer in๐ Gary, Indiana
Blue. Former Army. Hater of AI slop.
(He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.)
A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when itโs not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
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larger than many children
Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
Badly wired
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Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. Iโm a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
