Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤

Even the best of folks are wrong sometimes.

I do enjoy a careless whisper.

Some things you shouldn’t touch after hot wings. Unless you like those things to burn.

As long as it’s not Last Christmas, Wham is fine.

Hide your dogs

Can you post this every day?

A local restaurant closed this week and the general manager found out when her access to their site and email were revoked. I’m imagining Kristi Noem finding out the same way.

*you’re *lord’s

Congrats! Your doing the lords work.

Wish they hadn’t found the dumbest person available to replace her.

And replacing her with perhaps the dumbest person in congress.

Hey, flacid horn is a serious medical condition.

Is this your thirsty Thursday picture?

Being an adult is telling your friends you need to get together for years, but never actually getting together.

I think we’re gonna see Send Help anyway.

Sounds like them. Cowards.

Just scanning the comments for my employees.

Too late. It’s done.

My oldest watched Toy Story 2 hundreds of times. I’m guessing this is an event without the kids?

Some folks have very thick pubic hair. Just saying.

I also have one of just @riotgrlerin.bsky.social, so you’re special, but not that special. 😉

Screenshot of a custom feed of emceekayvee and BooBooKitty with a thirsty Thursday post from emceekayvee featuring a pic of her wearing a denim jacket over a v neck white shirt and a comment from BooBooKitty.

I feel like I need a custom feed of just you and BBK.

These comments have been wildly entertaining.

That’s… a lot.

I generally avoid the discover tab, but this looks interesting. On the other hand, that would also be in my following tab.

username: jasontheaverage
pronouns: he/they
height: 6’3”
age: old
sexuality: het
sign: libra
old piercings: 1
current piercings: 2
tatts: 3
drink: coffee
food: pad Thai
pets: 2 dogs
relationship status: happily married (30 yrs)

I saw it was at a theater near where we were going to be in Ohio but I wasn’t really sure what to make of it.

I had to have mine to get a passport, oddly enough.

I guess you can also use your birth certificate, but how many people have that lying around?