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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Definitely foolish. Just Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:umc6fov3mi46sjskx35qirwn/feed/aaaetdxpqz32i PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

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I use pain to hide the humor. Unreliable Narrator.

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I’m a bit of an idiot sometimes. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Sometimes wholesome as fuck, sometimes rated R. I’m a paradox. Straight ally. Originally from the 919, IYKYK https://ngl.link/justducky2

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Music lover / Horror & spooky stuff / Dark humor / Cleveland / Python / Django Personal account for goofing around with friends.

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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine

41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaac2375gp5ug Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaafdfixpulmc

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formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked 😭 Angry. Like, all the time.

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A starchy construct of whimsy ✨ Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way Will buy your kids musical instruments. Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously Queen of the nerds 🌈

At least my poor life choices have a fun soundtrack. Feel free to call me Dad. Im old. Sent from my iPhone My Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uthgqnh6tpldx6rcajq2ctrm/feed/aaal5n7s6oq4c

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Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Better https://bsky.app/profile/jimstewart.bsky.social/feed/aaac3fxmxxuju My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo

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Your old pal, Catbus from Online shitposts, shoegaze, cinema ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ 20 fathoms deep and regularly feral

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adult human female here for trans sisterhood and not much else. often nsfw profile: black and white digital drawing of a skinny white woman in a black t-shirt and a fishnet on her forearm header: black dog resting head on white converse with gay socks

Just an underwhelming girl in an overwhelming world🤷🏻‍♀️🙄 Weed, Horror and LEGO round out my personality🫠

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I'm an outline of a hummingbird in white. My friend watches me from the picture behind. She is a tiny albino giraffe on red stained cement. 8 empty wooden chairs half circle her. She is pink, suffused with blood.

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only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.

This is a police hating and human existence loving account Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse She/they/guy

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Cat friend and mom, Swiftie, litigation attorney, neurodivergent, the dreaded Texan from California. All in that order. 🥰🫶🏼

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joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.

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Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results. I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!

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Ghost You may not like me this time. Not sorry.

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I am nothing...

Feral, unhinged, ADHD/AuDHD/autistic, medically retired, non-binary Grandpa with prosopagnosia and a TBI, who plays SWGoH and loves alt text I have gone off to mstdn with the wave of #fuckaas where we don't have to put up with the BS

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