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artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk combat doll.
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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Definitely foolish.
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Lex is my name, eating soup is my game
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Here we go again. 🏴
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Just a regular human shitposter. 40-something-year-old dweeb.
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Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
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I use pain to hide the humor.
Unreliable Narrator.
I share music & lyrics, photos of a lake, and three dogs
The beat-up grapefruit spoon in the silverware drawer
Progressive
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I’m a bit of an idiot sometimes. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Sometimes wholesome as fuck, sometimes rated R. I’m a paradox. Straight ally. Originally from the 919, IYKYK
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she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
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Music lover / Horror & spooky stuff / Dark humor / Cleveland / Python / Django
Personal account for goofing around with friends.
I don’t know what I’m doing 🤷🏻♀️
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Weird shit men say to me
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I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
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🌏 Who knew the path
to world domination, was paved with layers of ironic shitposting
✨Delete your handler
⬇️MIND MORSELS ⬇️
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This is a joke account.
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God’s favorite little idiot
Nobody’s favorite reply guy
Taken
MDNI
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formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked 😭
Angry. Like, all the time.
they/she | alcoholic in recovery | probably an Australian (sorry)
1 Month 🎉🥺
contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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let's get silly with it
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all my posts are 100% serious and fact-checked for accuracy
Now with 74% less asbestos
The lawsuits couldnt keep us down
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God
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Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
The internet's favorite uncle. The Hamburger Helper guy. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
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He/him, officially 40 y.o. white uncle rogs
RIP Christina, December 2024 💚
My job is carpenter but I also have a dog
The reply guy’s replies guy
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs.
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"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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Just a cool motherfucker.
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I didn't ask to be here
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A starchy construct of whimsy ✨
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
Queen of the nerds 🌈
At least my poor life choices have a fun soundtrack. Feel free to call me Dad. Im old.
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Librarian. Reader
Dog and cats living together
Mass hysteria
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
strange highness
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Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
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20 fathoms deep and regularly feral
adult human female here for trans sisterhood and not much else. often nsfw
profile: black and white digital drawing of a skinny white woman in a black t-shirt and a fishnet on her forearm
header: black dog resting head on white converse with gay socks
Just an underwhelming girl in an overwhelming world🤷🏻♀️🙄 Weed, Horror and LEGO round out my personality🫠
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese, hater of AI
He/him
✡️ for a free 🇵🇸
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Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘
header by the great Marf Salvador
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He/Him
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"annoying woke twat"
fresh shite:
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polished turds:
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County Galway 🇮🇪
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around.
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Low calorie human
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Goal for 2026 is ‘Cooperative health’.
Don’t look here for a joke, it’s in your pants (so sorry).
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LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
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I'm an outline of a hummingbird in white.
My friend watches me from the picture behind. She is a tiny albino giraffe on red stained cement. 8 empty wooden chairs half circle her. She is pink, suffused with blood.
Call me stupid all you want, you can’t hurt me with the truth.
http://fromthewestmeadow.com
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
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Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
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Father. Husband. Gator. Sailor. Wino. Fantasy football geek. Walking contradiction. Next-level musical taste. I draw pretty houses.
Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
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<see “Feeds” for more options>
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{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show.
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Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.
This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
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papupi
30s
he/him
$/yooberz
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
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I want to do everything all the time
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kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee
GRAMMYS Lifetime Achievement Award
Questions or complaints,,, harass my management:
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Cat friend and mom, Swiftie, litigation attorney, neurodivergent, the dreaded Texan from California. All in that order. 🥰🫶🏼
joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
🩷💜💙
Ever so good, I'm Eboneezer Goode!
Oye Beltalowda! Remember the Cant! #theExpanse
Yes I’m angry. Why aren’t you?
Vaccines Work.
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
Doing all kinds of n̶e̶r̶d̶ cool tech-y stuff
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Ruth’s Truths are powerful nuggets of wisdom to help guide you through your life. From love to troublesome sisters-in-law to collapsing quiches, Ruth’s wealth of knowledge and life experience are here for you.
Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results.
I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
if you’re taking feedback, i hate it.
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I'm your mom. But better.
Mom @ fuck . it And how cool is that email?
Not a cat.
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Ghost
You may not like me this time. Not sorry.
I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him
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Feral, unhinged, ADHD/AuDHD/autistic, medically retired, non-binary Grandpa with prosopagnosia and a TBI, who plays SWGoH and loves alt text
I have gone off to mstdn with the wave of #fuckaas where we don't have to put up with the BS
Does this look infected?
Just My Nonsense:
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ND, NB and MYOB
living on Kuringai Country (east coast Au)
arts and crafts, etcetera
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Caution: HOT