Beardtopia

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I fucking hate spring

Some people just have ugly knees

Instructions are clear. I'm doing it now.

Shut the fuck up (politely)

Slowly becoming corporeal

I am undefeated in the hair naming game

There is always someone at the ready to remind you of some shit from your past that you were trying to forget.

Good choice😁

If I had Wanda's powers and could rewrite reality, I'd probably just do something silly like interchange the colors red and green. That and destroy the world, of course.

You and your hair jargon.

No, for the last time, I am not using Just For Men on my beard. I will, however, continue to use it on my pubes.

So, like an ashfro, then?

Billionaires do know they're all going to die someday, right? They can hoard wealth and build underground bunkers. But time breaks us all down, rich or poor, bit by bit until the ghost is given up

Personally, I would rather be remembered for doing something kind for someone than for being wealthy.

I'm never worried about anyone from the internet recognizing me in public because I only wear my beard at home.

How I feel when someone blocks me.

Some of y'all really make the case for population control

I always take a shit instead of finishing a task. I call it procrapstination

Just a reminder that AI anything is fucking garbage and I hate it.

You're forgetting plasmapods

Nah. I'm not falling for that a twelfth time.

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I dunno. Maybe kill a bunch of people who don't believe the same as them? I'm just spitballing here

I prefer the sprung sound

id be the iced out ghost w the chains of gold

Spring cleaning my anus

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