Let Love clasp Grief lest both be drown'd
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Sometimes I get to sleep in. The children are feral. Is my hair washed? Cinnamon in my coffee or I riot. Complicated human navigating a complicated reality.
My photos https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x2nhm42vgb3yqxptym7af525/feed/aaac2r74exf7a
Venture Socialist
Blessedly unburdened with the complications of a university education
I was cooler in middle school
🔵 Blue dot in Iowa 🔵
✨Treat Others the Way You Want to Be Treated
Hungry | Philthy | Petrichor-scented
a hot mess
deep thoughts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:m2vyt2c75uebzega5vcbyypf/feed/aaadgbdqzhulm
Coordinator of chaos. I also make jokes, food, and people, in order of descending frequency.
Immigrants make America great, women are people, trans rights are human rights, and Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine.
Progressive, atheist, Gen-X, music, science, MST3K, lgbtq ally.
Arizona 🔥
I am the one who remains calm in a crisis.
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:belajgahhuxxsl3qh73mzc3c/feed/aaad45pz4wq6q
Self-proclaimed nerd. Proud Newfoundlander. “Accidental” expat. Saltwater baby. Lover of the outdoors.
Actual grownup even though I act 5 sometimes.
**If I don’t know you, no DMs please. **
Dancer + Designer • Ancient Millennial + Toddler Mom • Raised in Charlotte, fortified in Chicago • she/her/y'all 🏳️⚧️✶🍉✶🧿✶📍606—
"Posts" are solely the reflection of the profile owner(i.e. ME) and not that of my related institutions/employer. Kindly DO NOT muddy the waters.
♀️🏳️🌈• Multilingual Polyglot • Amateur Gamer 🖱️⌨• Emergency Services Volunteer •
It’s okay, I’m in incognito mode.
By @joesondow.bsky.social
Just to be clear... I'm not a part of the tolerant Left. I'm a part of the "Eat Shit and Die You Treasonous Assholes" Left. 💙😈💙
Registered Nurse 💙 Animal Lover 💙 Vegas Born
Coach. Lawyer. Speaker. Author.
Advocate. Activist. Disruptor.
Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans äldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
A starchy construct of whimsy ✨
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
Queen of the nerds 🌈
Do I make the memes
Or do the memes
Make me
=
Come for the memes
Stay for the memes
Literally all I've got
Is memes
Milf♡coffee addict♡horror fiend♡disney lover♡fat babe♡heavy metal enthusiast♡eats too much cheese♡a little nsfw♡wannabe artist♡37♡aussie♡pcos
https://linktr.ee/DoomBunnie
A silly ghoul
Sometimes I paint stuff
🪰 Fresh from the Lilac tree
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqajtcpzocgy6oa73j5xgtow/feed/aaadt6cjxijik
✞. Singer, Songwriter & Dancer. ♡believer. 4B.🩷 Indigenous. Helping survivors. Rape and abuse survivor. NPD Expert. 🩷✊🏽🏳️🌈Ace NO DM’s 🩷
Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
Matts of Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/momentarilymatt.bsky.social/lists/3lb3c3birbg2w
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats.
Blah, blah, blah:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
Somewhere to show off my selfie collection- some old, some new. Don’t make it the bad kind of weird 🔞
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://throne.com/ficklenuts
Re-evaluate your analysis lest you eventuate in dialysis.
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Self aware bimbo
♉♏😇❄️🐄🌛💅🏻💀
Woman Owned Business | 30+ | Capricorn | Mama x 1 | Business + Personal Account | Handcrafted, Organic, Vegan Friendly | EST Sept. 2015 | College Graduate | DnD Lover | Gardener 💨
Ko-Fi 👉🏽 https://ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybeanbathbombs
Ambivert. Intentional yapper. Certified Typo Queen. Spiritual enigma. Concrete rose. Resister.
Voted for her. Impeach him! Don't expect politics 24/7. No DM's. A girl w/ no president.
Seriously, are we great again?✍️🏾💭📖🎨🥀💊🩺🖖🏾👽
I do all my own stunts.
All my evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Insta: Katharine_von_clink
Grandmother, Mother and Wife. Tired of having to wade through and weed through. . See througher of bullshit!
🚫dms🚫porn I will block you
Time is change. Nothing remains. Love is a gift. Life insane. Family isn't forever. Loss is pain. Know where you once stood. Remember your name.
Los Angeles 🌴
Scorpio 🦂
Amateur Florist 💐
A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.
Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim
Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.
🕷🌱🍁
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
Irreverent Brit nurse practitioner, chronic dad humour... "It shouldn't happen in health care" @ maxenurse.wordpress.com . Married, kids, relatively sane from the outside!
Nobody pays me any attention... bsky.app/profile/maxenurse.bsky.social
8/1/25
🏴 🇩🇪blood, 🇨🇦 citizen, 🇺🇸 resident. Facts, civility and common sense. Sugar, spice, after-market parts. Mischief maker. Aging horse girl. Family history seeker. This is a 🚫 politics zone unless it’s not. #ElbowsUp
Born in NYC, live in Boston work in the IT field. Moon light as a sound guy on micro budget films as well as music productions. Def not a supporter of trump.
And don't reply to messages asking for money or looking for anything other than good convo.
Wife, Mom, Bonus Mom, Gma, & exJW married to a exMO
Why aren’t we taking back our government? All including our amazing immigrants. LETS GO‼️
I share great posts mostly, struggle making my own many days.
ADHD/Anxiety & Chronic Pain😬 suck‼️
I still don't know what I'm doing
Champion in the epic war against squirrels
My Posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bvpgyjfye2h6rnpijwggrnsl/feed/aaagze5vs2yjg
Pfp: The face of grey bug-eyed cat
Background banner: B&W image of a chubby, fluffy cat in repose with bug-eyes
This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.
wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose.
philadelphia
six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I’m sleeping.
I'm here for the cat pics. Boa música. Ecoturismo. #ElbowsUp #SlavaUkraini
💖💜💙
https://www.ergot.press/
: Innovative literary horror and weird fiction :
: New work each Friday :
: Submissions CLOSED :
: A paying venue :
: Merch https://www.teepublic.com/user/ergot :
: Edited by https://bsky.app/profile/perfidiousscript.bsky.social :
Annoyed middle aged woman living on The Cape.
Pro-Marmite.
Have a Potato.
Doing my bit keeping up 🇬🇧🇺🇲 Relations.
Creator of Lolly Swath, your favorite OC's favorite OC. Here's where the real action happens: https://zorantaylor.com/cartoons/lolly-day/
THE PRESENT-DAY CARTOONIST REFUSES TO DIE!
resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Science. Philosophy. The cosmic perspective.
I love three things: my dog, 60s/70s folk rock, and Rachel Weisz. Everything else I am merely tolerating. Check out comingoutpod.com 🏳️🌈 Sorry about all the semicolons; I can't help it.
OnlyFlans: bit.ly/flansposts
pls pay me 2 write 4 u thx 🙏
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Veteran (Security Police/USAF) 🇺🇸, wife , mother, philanthropist, advocate & ally 🌈.
Likes: Singing 🎤 , reading 📖, travel 🧳, live music 🎶, comedy 🎭 & new adventures.
Dislikes: Oppression, bullies, racism, sexism, homophobia & a**holes in general...
Keep it on & poppin
Church
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagz72go6z42
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
someday i will domesticate and befriend the wild axolotl
tattoo account ⬇️⬇️⬇️ austin tx
https://www.instagram.com/queer.ivy?igsh=ZXg3b3kwZmtleWZy&utm_source=qr
But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam27xihq3p6
Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
The dog in the pic is Ruby and she is bored! Her sister Lucy is busy sleeping. Lies have to be kept track of. The truth keeps track of itself. *exception for current sitting shit gibbon who lies like breathing.
Musician
He/Him
PDX
Planning my own obsolescence
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
Full-time stay-at-home menace 🐅 | Follow for a timeline cleanse 😸
I'm here because Twitter sucks! Be kind 🔆😊💚🤍
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gdlj3umipfdvzk5qjqyxu3dn/feed/aaadlz7ze4ihs
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
My dumb stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Retired Senior, I’m just here because my insurance company said ‘DO SOMETHING’ upping the Game, for humanity.
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
Food’s Best Friend. Grand Prize ‘16 & ‘18 Scovies🏆 2021 & 2024 GFA 🏆Opinions may be that of Anubis, jackal-headed God of the Underworld. Hot Ones season 9! 🔥
Gen X European UKish 🇪🇺
Spend more time talking to cats than people.
I'd rather be woke than be morally broke.
In a relationship.💘
#BLM #LGBTQIA+Ally
#KTTO #TacticalVoting #PR
#TransRightsAreHumanRight
#Disability #SlavaUkrainii 🇺🇦
clever bio explaining why im a bitch
consistently voted most underrated skyline
ALLY: 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸🍃🧡
