Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash

A can of duster electronics cleaner

using one of these instead of a bidet

not my first rodeo, not my second rodeo. but a secret third rodeo

Rapture deez nuts

if anybody needs me, don’t

are these hotdogs boneless

How am I supposed to be productive when things are either happening, or could happen, or did happen?

Your outie posts banger skeets

Tim Heidecker with a case of the morbs

this is what Posting feels like

pronouncing shoegaze like foie gras

I am merely 7 labubus in a trench coat

Schrödinger's boobies

When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults

me: do you take walk-ins?

employee: ma’am this is a crematorium

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i respect the grind but i also deeply respect the recline

it's nice that the 12 foot skeletons will return from migration soon

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

I'm noticing a pattern here. It's houndstooth

Containing multitudes

The mom from Unknown Number

Me, trying to figure out how I can cyberbully six members of SCOTUS discretely

Ninjas wear shhneakers

She's a 10 but her outgoing voicemail message is about walking into spiderwebs

why havent we ever tried corncats

[conservative on deathbed]

"Did companies... make enough profits..."

Keep your friends close and your enemas much, much closer

I noticed you didn’t RSVP to my goldfish’s celebration of life.

new couch, same potato

Radicalizing the youth by telling them about chillaxing