Philly burbs, 46, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma.
sometimes it is wise to think backwards. ☮️♏️💜
me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qmccldldcrhyp6vw632onua/feed/aaaezmdialhhk
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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The fastest growing independent news network in the world. We cover breaking news, politics, law and more. We are unapologetically pro-democracy.
the sea hates a coward
they/he
I'm on Germ DM 🔑
https://ger.mx/A88Y_PbOCQlLzTX4i6eeLf0ts8rhv2E5YVpUIps5ZkcI#did:plc:7mmqjda2wiuzps7cexdqjw66
TV writer. Author of the novels THE PAYBACK and THE SURVIVALISTS. Deadly with a butter knife.
Order THE PAYBACK here 👉🏾 https://kashanacauley.com
Photographer, keeper of bad movie tastes and secretly three gremlins in a trench coat.
Demon to some, angel to others.
Portfolio: www.crsphoto.art
Care to buy me a coffee?
buymeacoffee.com/johndarbyd
Here for the hullabaloo.
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The Ringleader
big famous microblogger
pet account reactionary
flamboyant wrecker
goddess of uselessness
[she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom
Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
Someone once told me I was kind of funny, for a mom.
I do all my own stunts.
All my evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Insta: Katharine_von_clink
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK
everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/aaadonn6u4egq
Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz
Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc
Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair
Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town
Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Proud scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
She/they
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot
greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja
discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
get it?
⠀
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
My body is not my temple
It’s more like my bar and grill
I make jokes because I'm absolutely terrified.
Living in the great state of Maine.
My children:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6
just a sad little frog trying to make you smile
blocked by your favorite bsky user (not a challenge, just a fact)
DMs always open
Him/him/frog
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude .
Your hottest block.
Soup lover.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4
$ASlightShimmy
I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s
Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots
Coming from X?
Wipe your feet, mmm'k?
Me in Retrograde: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaac7z6ramc6s
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto
Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs
Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Better half → @kmillz.lol 💍
Just me → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.
Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx
Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
leftist queer research nurse with lots of opinions, dancing in the pool and binging all the tv shows.
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
more me 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
We've moved to Mastodon: @cloverkisscinema@beige.party -- Join us!
Texas' finest six-seat cinema.
Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m
[We follow our contributors!]
Lost in daydreams
K’s special lady 💜💟🤍
Just a right flippin’ goof
My thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035
20 minutes into the future
Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
Sent from my iPhone
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
Faults: None
Self-Awareness: Abysmal
Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am.
I could probably build bananas in America.
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4
Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies
View Royal, Vancouver Island
Devout Catholic⛪Cat mom of 1🐈Football fan (diehard Buckeye)🏈Aquarius♒ Avid reader 📚 Crocheter🧶 Candle fanatic🕯️ Hablo poquito español🗣️ 420 girl 💨
At noon we siesta.
I guess I just like saying things.
#poetry meets #shitposting meets #autism
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kri3ljagyrc6cy4plsebedlu/feed/aaanj5znes4z6
This is why we can’t have nice things.
That girl...you know the one...🏳️🌈✊🏿🐝
I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com
#funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
Producer, Co-Host, editor, chief cook and bottle washer of “The CFL Outsider” You Tube/Podcast. Canadian football fanatic.. YouTube.com/omsac820
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Penelope Keith fan account
i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
OG nerd
He/Him
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Don't touch my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
old af
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum
Greatest hits:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg
A film major (Kellie) and a pop culture writer (Sarah) diving deep into horror's last women standing, one bloodbath at a time. Episodes weekly 🔪🩸👑
www.final-girls.com
Horror for the Casually Obsessed. Tune in for candid, comedic chats on our top-rated #horror movie #podcast!
Buy our new book COCKTAILS FROM THE CRYPT everywhere books are sold! 🍸🦇
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First in Fright since 1979, FANGORIA is a collectible magazine, a podcast network, and an entertainment studio.
FANGORIA.com
🫶🏾 Your best friend who loves horror.
🎙️ Host of the official Bloody Disgusting Podcast.
Waiting for the edibles to kick in…
44 | Denver | Vinyl nerd
I like beef chow mein, pina coladas and your mom. I’m only here because I heard it was Twitter circa 2011. I followed you for your hair. ACAB
#bringbackthebush
« Le Monde » est un journal français fondé par Hubert Beuve-Méry en 1944. C'est aussi un compte Bluesky qui poste l'actualité en continu de façon automatisée.
my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
I have two guys, one for each of you
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin
- Parents named me Jack. Profile pic is NOT me. Full stack dev IRL.
- Mainly positive, motivational, and funny posts
- Smile, it's free therapy
💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
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