Two brown bins sit on a wooden floor. One is twice the size of the other. They have lids and handles. They are for food waste. There are also some light green bin bags sat between them.
It is an exciting day in our household. The food waste bins have finally arrived!
#BritishProblems #Bins
Last week I toasted some hot cross buns in the toaster and now everything I make toast the house smells of slightly burnt hot cross buns in spice.
#britishproblems
When your kettle breaks on a Sunday, everything becomes undone. Truly #BritishProblems Russell Hobbs is shit.
I swear this will be toilet rolls before we know it. Manufacturers thinking we’ve not noticed!!
Add to this chocolate bars etc #Shrinkflation #WeAreNotStupid #BritishProblems
Gross. This is fast tracking wealthy people and shitting on the grafters who keep the country moving.
Again, another tax and workers and not the wealthy. #BritishProblems.
join.greenparty.org.uk
The most insulting of British weathers is the 'fine drizzle', most hated by anyone wearing glasses.
It's not rain. It's not mist or fog. And it's not even a drizzle.
Just a perpetual cloud of floating droplets that cling to your glasses the moment you move forward.
#BritishProblems
The worst part with the new job is that there is no kettle or tea bags (tho I can buy tea from the canteen) and the tea out of the vending machine is AWFUL, so I'll have to have coffee out of the vending machine which is bad but better than the tea. #BritishProblems
Turns out "perfect weather" isn't enough. Pools win. Every time.🌞
#WritersLife #HolidayPlanning #BritishProblems #StillGoing
Celebrating
Something to celebrate in our family today.. but being British, I can't tell you what it is..
#BritishProblems
Sub "Mommy let me be your toilet!"
Me, queuing at Post Office: "When Royal Mail delivers a package early, you may."
Translation: Keep waiting. 📦💦 #british #britishproblems
It's too late to have food but I've been possessed by the thought of having chip shop curry sauce and I reeeeeeaally want to order some now
#BritishProblems
Saying ‘I had a row’ instead of ‘we lost our minds and acted like toxic morons’ is the linguistic equivalent of putting a doily on a dumpster fire. #PettyDrama #EmotionalDamage #BritishProblems #ToxicElegance
Train driver: "you will delighted--I mean entitled--to compensation because the train is so delayed." #fml #Britishproblems
The UK right now:
– Rivers are drying up ✔️
– Prisons are overflowing ✔️
– Starmer’s off to Albania to “fix Brexit” ✔️
– Macron’s coming for tea with King Charles ✔️
Basically, we’re one heatwave and a soggy cucumber sandwich away from total chaos 🇬🇧✨
#UKNews #BritishProblems
If your Saturday doesn’t involve at least one argument with a self-checkout machine, are you even trying?
#BritishProblems
As a British person, I’m convinced we’d rather set ourselves on fire than make a fuss at a restaurant. Under-cooked chicken? That’s just seasoning to us.
#BritishProblems
As a British person, I’m convinced the phrase “Not too bad” is as enthusiastic as we get.
If you hear “Could be worse,” you’ve witnessed pure joy.
#BritishProblems
As a British person, I can confirm that weather isn’t just small talk. It’s a full-blown personality trait.
#BritishProblems
The big question on my mind right now is "should i break out the summer duvet covers?" #britishproblems
Due to an error in planning I have just enough milk left for one cup of tea. The dilemma is do I have the tea at 11 which everyone knows is tea O'clock or do I have it at 2.30 which is time for a cheeky biscuit and a cuppa?
#britishproblems #teadrinker #poorplanning
At the risk of sounding terribly #British… the restaurant at work were NOT selling ice creams today.
It’s 14° out! If not now, WHEN!?
Disappointed.
#BritishProblems #SunsOut #Summer
Heathrow's power issues? Sounds like another day in the UK's crumbling infrastructure. Meanwhile, butterflies are disappearing, toxins in the air... maybe they should unionize! #BritishProblems #ChaosUnite
I saw Reading trending and got excited that it was Reading but it turned out to be reading instead.
#BritishProblems
Navigating a dark room is a bit like the old final fantasy games where you walk and random fights spawn.
Them: hey stranger let's have some fun
Me: "hi I'm sorry I'm looking for my friend"
Them: *takes me to a corner and we have sex"
Me: *walks another few steps"
Another Them: 'hey beautiful […]
