I don’t always test in production…

…but when I do, it’s because it worked on my machine.

#MemeMonday #Linux #SysAdminLife #DevOpsHumor

The `terraform plan` output included an estimated cost of "$25.99 for 1 Large Pepperoni." Thankfully, `apply` was never run.
Moral: ALWAYS sanitize inputs, even for your "IoT-as-Code" projects! And maybe stick to cloud resources. 😉
#TerraformFails #DevOpsHumor #CloudHorror (almost!) #TalkNerdyToMe

Release Notes: We Did Some Things. Good Luck.
Real devs don’t write changelogs—they write legends.
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#DevOpsHumor #CodePushVibes #EngineerLife

It’s Read-Only Friday: No Change, No Pain
Deploy nothing. Break nothing. Weekend starts now.
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#SysadminLife #DevOpsHumor #FridayRule

😂 TECH MEME SATURDAY 😂

Tag your release engineer! 😅

#DevOpsHumor #CICD #CloudMemes #TalkNerdyToMe

The cloud: Just someone else's computer you pay a premium for, while secretly praying their sysadmin didn't trip over the power cord this morning. #CloudComputing #AWS #Azure #GCP #DevOpsHumor

In Case of Fire: Git Commit, Git Push, Git Out.
Save your work before saving yourself. What’s your worst unsaved work horror story?
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#GitOut #DevOpsHumor #VersionControlSavesLives

GUI? No thanks.
I’ll be in the terminal.
Real devs type faster than they think.

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#LinuxLife #TerminalGeek #CommandLine #DevOpsHumor

Deploying to Production Like…
"It’s fine, everything is fine."
Everything is NOT fine.

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#ITProfessional #SoftwareDeployment #DevOpsHumor #FunnyTech

Best joke on legacy codebases:

Them: "Maybe we could hire the original developer's kids to work that codebase for us?"

Me: "That's not how inheritence is supposed to work."

#devopshumor #legacycode

Code → Test → Deploy → Cry → Break → Repeat.

The real CI/CD pipeline experience. 😅

#DevOpsHumor #PlatformEngineering #CICD #APIs