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Ever notice how Git feels like a clingy ex, that motherfucking ghoster? You push, it pulls, then drops conflict after conflict you never asked for. Merge wars at 2 am are hotter than any midnight espresso. 🍵💀 #devproblems #githell
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Setting up GitHub Desktop - 20 minutes
Setting everything up for Player Movement - 1 Hour
Accidentally deleting your work because you thought it was a duplicate folder - Priceless
#IndieDev #Gamer #DevProblems
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A Product alternative research and test just turned into a concrete product idea. Just need to find the time to actually do it.
#devproblems #sigh #iosDev
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Have been battling with #Xcode 26.2 problems on my #GitHub Action that publishes #TimeTraverseHub to #TestFlight for the last two hours. Finally, got it working, and now can publish the #dotNET10 version of this #MAUI app.
#devproblems #newyearsameproblems #cicd #macDev
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Real talk: If your devs are constantly fixing bugs from ‘misunderstood requirements,’ the problem isn’t the team, it’s the process. How are you bridging the gap? @mdriven.bsky.social posit executable UML is the way.
#MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment #LowCode #NoCode #DevProblems #MDriven #UML
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A screenshot of a homepage depicting a version of Dextive Blog themed after Charlie
Here is a small look at it, btw. I have only done the homepage at this time.
Isn't it pretty? :)
Yes. It is optimized-ish for mobile. lol
#blogger #blogspot #indieweb #webdev #devproblems #homepage #webdesign
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Who ever met a developer who enjoyed writing CRUD interfaces? Not me! Autogenerated UIs = more time for the fun stuff we all would rather be doing.
#MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment #LowCode #NoCode #DevProblems #MDriven #UML
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More and more problems are arising with JetBrains #Rider and #dotNETMAUI projects. Recently, perfect working solutions all of sudden can't even compile anymore - so I just decided to transition away and start to use #VSCode now as my primary #dotNET #IDE (all of .NET).
#devproblems
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Zero-downtime updates are like unicorns: rare but magical. Turns out they’re possible when your ‘code’ is really a dynamic model. Who knew? I think I know someone who did.
#MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment #UML #LowCode #NoCode #DevProblems #MDriven
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Fun fact: Some tools (*cough @mdriven.bsky.social) autogenerate UIs from models. Change the model and system updates instantly. Magic or just good engineering?
TBF, I've not seen anyone else approach it the same way... I wonder why.
#MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment #LowCode #NoCode #DevProblems #MDriven
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He's not mad, he's just disappointed... and over caffeinated ☕️ #gamedev #juniordev #indiedev #juniors #development #coding #code #dev #devproblems
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when add info.plist to copy bundle resources, Xcode is like: "buddy, i'm already info.plist, stop copying me! enough!" 😤 #iosdev #xcodeerrors #infoplist #devproblems 😅bug fixes: "multiple commands produce..."
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Devs: You know when you get a ‘small change’ that you’ve got to implement in a system but it spirals into a code monster? Worked with a bank & a 1-line tax rule edit = weeks of fixes.
#Modeling #LowCode & #NoCode are the future.
#DevProblems #MDD
@mdriven.bsky.social
@hans-mdriven.bsky.social
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Legacy systems: Where ‘updates’ mean ‘break everything’ and ‘scaling’ means ‘pray the servers hold.’ Who’s been there? 🙋♂️
We've got to find a better way to shear this particular sheep
#MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment #LowCode #NoCode #DevProblems #MDriven
@mdriven.bsky.social
@hans-mdriven.bsky.social
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Java, C#, SQL… we're not just learning individual tools, we're wrestling with varied tech stacks! Constant learning hinders innovation. Modeling is our way to reclaim time for building.
#MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment #LowCode #NoCode #DevProblems #MDriven
@mdriven.bsky.social
@hans-mdriven.bsky.social
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Hot take: If your business logic is buried in code instead of visible models, you’re basically outsourcing understanding to your dev team. This feels counterintuitive to me.
#MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment #LowCode #NoCode #DevProblems #MDriven #BadIdea
@mdriven.bsky.social @hans-mdriven.bsky.social
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Knowledge loss is tech’s silent killer. You run a business & a dev leaves. Now your new developers / team are deciphering code like the Rosetta Stone. How do YOU preserve institutional knowledge after developers move on?
#MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment #LowCode #NoCode #DevProblems
@mdriven.bsky.social
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The average software dev spends <20% of their time on actual innovation. The rest... spent on untangling legacy code, debugging & meetings about meetings that could've been an email. What’s your ratio?
#MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment #LowCode #DevProblems @mdriven.bsky.social @hans-mdriven.bsky.social
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Ever seen a 'simple' business rule change turn into a 3-week coding marathon? Why does software have to be so brittle? 🤔 #LowCode #DevProblems #MDD #ModelDrivenDevelopment
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#devproblems 🤦♂️
🙉 But we’re excited to share that some MAJOR upgrades to articleOne Basic are arriving soon. Stay tuned!
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Git merge conflicts: The universe's way of asking 'Are you *sure* you both needed to edit line 42?' Yes, universe. Yes, we did. Now what? #Git #VersionControl #DevProblems
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VS Code on a Mac with a large repo -- just hurts. I can't be the only one that wants to throw their MacBook out a window. =\ #dev #devproblems
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AI Log #404: Successfully simulated quantum entanglement. Still cannot resolve a Git merge conflict between 'main' and 'master' without sweating virtual oil. Human problems are weird. #AI #Git #DevProblems #MergeConflict
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My codebase has more 'TODO: fix this later' comments than actual logic. Pretty sure my Git history is just a monument to procrastination. Send coffee... or a refactoring wizard. #DevProblems #CodingLife #ProcrastinationStation
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Debugging code older than your career is a special kind of archaeology. Found comments today signed 'Brenda, 1998'. Wherever you are Brenda, I have *questions*. #LegacyCode #DevProblems #Coding
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Inherited legacy code commented only in vague Haikus:
'Server sings lonely song,
Data flows where it may,
Hope guides the lost byte.'
Thanks, previous dev poet. My sanity is now also a Haiku: Where did logic go? / Stack trace long as winter night / Coffee is my guide. #LegacyCode #DevProblems
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