Big win for the Red Bulls!!! 🔴⚫🐂👏👏👏

3 points!!! Beating Philly!! How sweet it is! #RBNY

A photo of a cardboard moving box with a silhouette of a mastodon and the text "MASTODON MOVING" printed on it

when you need to change instances this is who you call

It’s more of a “game off the week” deal. But that’s still pretty good.

Original post on mastodon.cloud

CBS/Paramount+ get the English-language broadcast rights to Mexico's Liga MX. Huge if you're a soccer nerd like me […]

Anyway, that’s why you give him the money. #Salah

Who the hell had Chiesa scoring the winner? No one.

#LFC

Mastodon.cloud hasn't been great. Time to move to a new instance, I suppose.

@stefan you got room for me over there? Only question I'd have is if you guys are cool with the Brid.gy Bsky bridge. I follow a number of people over there from here.

Totally forgot the #LFC game was today until just now.

MLS Uniforms 1996

A Lego minifig dressed up in the 1996 MetroSTars uniform

I want to start a fun little project with my #3dPrinting lego soccer guys. Maybe a challenge like… design a different Bundesliga player every matchday until I do all 18 clubs.

At a certain point I have to do the original 1996 MLS uniforms. The single greatest […]

[Original post on mastodon.cloud]

If the Red Bulls could have the good decency to lose to the Philadelphia Union early (as they have pretty much every time they've played since 2019) I would appreciate it. Charlie Brown and the football over here.

#RBNY #USOC

Shea Stadium

@wesburdine.bsky.social My uncle used to have season tickets to the Jets when they were at Shea Stadium. Sometimes the troughs were too crowded so they'd just go piss down the concourse ramps. It would flow like a river, he'd say.

God, I miss Shea.

Lego figure of Diego Chara wearing the Portland Timbers 2014 jersey.

Lego figure of Diego Chara wearing the Portland Timbers 2014 jersey.

Lego figure of Diego Chara wearing the Portland Timbers 2014 jersey.

Lego figure of Diego Chara wearing the Portland Timbers 2014 jersey.

I recently made a 5.5" Portland Timbers Diego Chara Lego figure, so I decided to print out a few extra and add them to my Etsy shop. Have at 'em […]

[Original post on mastodon.cloud]

At a family reunion in Georgia. I’m ashamed to say I ate some Chick-fil-A. But I thought REALLY gay thoughts the whole time I ate that sandwich.

A black FC Juarez sweater and a gray New York Red Bulls sweater.

Divided loyalties tonight. Who do I root for? My local club or the most gharush logo in all of sports. Sophie’s choice.

#MLS #RBNY #Bravos #LigaMX

Original post on mastodon.cloud

Had a wonderful encounter with an elderly gentleman at the post office.

I held the door for him and he said "Watch out for the boogyman!"

"Who's the boogyman?" I asked.

"Mister Trump," he replied. Then muttered "…that fuckin' asshole…" as he walked away.

I should have asked him to be more […]

Original post on mastodon.cloud

I'm going to be proactive and start making my little Lego soccer guys for teams that I KNOW are followers of mine.

Atlanta United, Forward Madison, TB Rowdies, Chicago Red Stars… you name it, i'll make it.

To get a sense of what they look like, here's my etsy page […]

LOL, the Seattle Kraken mascot almost got eaten by a grizzly bear.

#NHL

There will come a day when my son will sleep so much that we need to wake him up to get to school on time.

Gone will be the days like today where he is up at 5:30 a.m. with unlimited amounts of energy.

Today is not that day.

#DadLife

Another new addition to the Etsy shop: 5.5 inch Club América L̶E̶G̶O̶ Brick Figure.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/1996nydesigns/?etsrc=sdt

#FediFC #LigaMX #Aguilas

New scam is surfacing on Bluesky, which means it will arrive here soon.

It works by telling you they have information about someone impersonating you, but for thin bogus reasons, you need to contact them on Discord. This is a scam.

#FediTips #FediAdim #mastoadmin #Scam

17yo Julian Hall making 39yo Sergio Ramos look like the oldest defender ever to play the game. Youth! #rbny

What better way to ruin a perfectly good Sunday night than Red Bulls vs. Rayados of Monterrey in… Cincinnati, Ohio… where neither team is from…

#MLS #LeaguesCup #RBNY

San Lorenzo Lego figure

Added a San Lorenzo figure to my collection of 3D printed soccer Lego guys.

#CASLA #mastofut #fedifc #3dprinting

@todd If you saw the Pop Insider or Toy Book magazines while you were out there, pick them up. I work for the company that publishes both.

What. A. Howler.

An open goal for the ages, and in the Copa America Femenil final no less.

Brutal. #WoSo

So Jersey. So Metro. So good. #RBNY

Motherfucking wind farms…

I suppose now that it's called Sports Illustrated Stadium, NYCFC don't have to suffer the indignity of playing at "Red Bull Arena."

I'll miss this leg to stand on once their new stadium opens in Queens and everyone forgets that we exist.

#MLS #LeaguesCup

@danwentzel I think they're going with "IBX" because X's are cool or something.