After years of back pain and months of on and off aches in my left hip, today my right hip is completely (and I mean completely) fucked. :-/ #MiddleAged
40s look like my #nipples being visible at all times. More #ANR or AN regulars, please.
#pleasuredomme #sensual #breastworship #tits #spicy #spicysky #topless #erotic #eroticart #datechicago #gfe #fmty #caged #goodboy #mistress #middleaged #cougar #glamour
“In #countries with stronger #family benefits, #MiddleAged adults reported lower levels of loneliness and smaller increases in #loneliness over time. In the #UnitedStates, loneliness increased steadily across successive generations.”: buff.ly/SpNsIuO
via sciencedaily
“Starting around age 40, u begin losing about 1% of your #muscle mass every year & the rate increases in your 50s. This loss of muscle, called #sarcopenia, directly impacts your #strength, #balance, #metabolism & independence.”: buff.ly/MskX79x
from Stanford
#MiddleAged #fitness
I have a very important question. I don’t want to be swayed by the fact it’s actually not raining and the sun has been peeking through.
Should I dead head my hydrangeas now, or leave it another couple of weeks to make sure we don’t get any hard frosts? 🤔
#gardeninggay #middleaged #hydrangeas
I'm so old, this overheard dialogue in my local pub a moment ago made me smile quietly.
"Can I order some food?"
"You certainly MAY", the barman replied. #pedantic #middleaged #language
Middle aged lovers appreciate love more.
#ai #kiss #middleaged
Increasing #OvernightFasting by three hours to align with #sleep patterns improved #CardiometabolicHealth in #MiddleAged and #OlderAdults at higher risk of #CardiometabolicDisease.
#Fasting
This right here is the surest sign that I am a mature person, employing this one easy trick to read small print. #maturity #magnifyingglass #middleaged
Daily giggles (1 of 2) xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #Parents #MiddleAged #Girls #CrimeDocumentaries #Cats #StarTrek #DadJoke
I’m currently 43 years old and will be turning 44 this July, so I would say that makes me middle-aged. I don’t really have an issue with this because, for the most part, I don’t feel my age.
buff.ly/d72TBXN
#LGBTQ #Transgender #MiddleAged #Representation
That sounds like bliss 😂 #RockNRoll #MiddleAged #BedBy9
I’m not tired, at all, not one bit! 🤭☕️
#mysterywriter #middleaged
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#2A #Minneapolis #ICEOut #StatesRights
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#Trump: "We have created super high economic growth."
I agree, if you're super high it looks like you've created economic growth.
#WhereDoYouBuyThatShit? #LacedWithShroomsANDPeyote
#Economics #Inflation #Bullshit
I adore the hot water bottle! It’s fake fur but has lost its softness (I have a new one!), but is still wonderful. Hotties have changed my life (see also slippers)!
#middleaged
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I hear this question is on the ICE entrance exam.
Just kidding. We all know ICE doesn't have a fucking entrance exam...
#PotatoSalad #Raisins #PeakWhiteness
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
Macho Man Randy Savage was so dominant in the late 80s that every high school graduation since has begun with his ring music.
#Wrestling #MachoMan #RandySavage #IYKYK
A publicity headshot of Steve Guttenberg captioned "I.C.E.: Because why should Steve Guttenberg be the only one who can still find work after going through four different police academies?"
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner #Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
I needed a little levity break this evening.
With apologies to #BobcatGoldthwait...
Not much to see here...
Just an #oldermen showing a little bit of #veins on a last minute Friday night.
#olderguy #domsub #agegap #dom #dilf #middleaged #dadbf #daddydom #ddlg
I'll delete since I'm usually not showing that much.
I hope that some of you will appreciate it.
So who’s off out tonight? No me neither. #MiddleAged #CantBeArsed Lucky #TOTP is on then
#disabled #middleAged #Native #Lesbian #sick and in #need of #medicalcare seeks $150 to secure care, get OTC meds and not die. Paypal.me/starbroken
A photo of a bong, with the caption "Coming soon: a right jolly old elf, who ate all the Pringles in spite of himself."
#ConfessionsOfAMiddleAgedStoner
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#ChristmasCheer #WhereDidThoseCandyCanesGo?
Subscribe to my OF this Christmas
#festive #middleaged #dad #feet
Just found out that my polyps are benign. And I don't need a follow-up right away. So 2 or 3 years from now I'll have to get another colonoscopy. #Old #MiddleAged
Flint is a weavile and is Zane's dad. At 57 years old, he is still standing strong. He is seen wearing an older broncos jersey followed by a pair of old jeans and he is holding a beer can in his right hand.
Since Zane had a dad in one of my previous stories, I decided to draw what his father looks like now,,
#weavile #furry #anthro #pokemorph #middleaged #bara #pokemon #pokemonfanart #pokemonart
#Confessions of a #MiddleAged #Stoner
#LearningFrench
I have difficulty with Muzzy. Psychologically. Sylvie tells Jean that Corvax has created multiple copies of her, and he never once suggested a threesome. They're not really selling me on the AUTHENTIC French experience...