Erstwhile SRE, database person, human.
https://matt.blwt.io
australia's only hacker
https://mango.pdf.zone
I have a weakness for isometric management games, obscure simulators, irrelevant details of long-dead memory addressing schemes and listening to "The Legend Of Xanadu" more times than is strictly age-appropriate.
Engineering graphics.
usgraphics.com
I enjoy technology and math. Thoughts and opinions are my own and may not necessarily reflect that of my employer.
databases @planetscale.com
Some stuff I've written:
- https://pscale.link/io
- https://pscale.link/btrees
- https://pscale.link/sharding
Find me at benjdd.com
Android engineer. Dad. PC gamer, sci-fi and board games enthusiast. Amateur chef.
Geek, tea drinker, occasional photographer, wannabe musician, and liker of Oxford commas. Recovering sysadmin, pseudo-SRE. Lefty woke liberal. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐.
I'm on Germ DM ๐
https://ger.mx/AxcO-p-1z4eOiyqCE4RvXRvKpPV3FOAas0VJ71-0VR7G#did:plc:4ohaakbr25uezeviozre3wko
Not very serious here.
Silly project connoisseur They/Them ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans NB
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They/he. PNW. Love to hike. New gym weirdo. Ace
UK | Software Engineer
Interests: tech theatre, FPS and cosy video games, YA novels (trying to read more), hardware programming projects, climate tech, crochet, indoor climbing
Hobbies switch up way more than I'd like
Yo waddup. I'm a Computer Science student at UoW, and a fairly active gamer.
We all say "Hello World", but are we working to say hello to a world we're proud to live in?
https://twofiveone.xyz/
๐ Software Engineer @ Raileasy/TrainSplit.
๐ Dancer in their free time
Research and analysis for experienced programmers @theconsensus.bsky.social.
eatonphil.com
Software professional in the UK. Esperu!
He/him ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
http://enclavelan.com
The new BIG community LAN gaming event!
Enclave II - Outbreak - taking place 2-6 April 2026. LAN Gaming, Evolved.
Pale person in black. Visible bisexual. Tsundere diva. +20 to Nerd Girl. Australian in New York. Building the internet so you don't have to.
Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
That annoying, monotone chef from various other platforms. Yup, itโs me.
Your private programmable network.
Hire me to run your tech org. @PyConUK Treasurer. @UKPython Trustee. Pythonista Arsonist. Tweets barely represent me, let alone anyone else. 2E0KGG. He/him.
Get paid to keep servers happy. Hobby collector: Lazy photographer, gravel rider, cider drinker, home automation tinkerer, VW owner, passivhaus/retrofit enthusiast, lurcher & greyhound owner; not all at the same time.
snhd.co
๐Sheffield, UK
An upcoming Bluesky Client for iOS/iPadOS & Mac from the makers of Tweetbot and Ivory.
Please don't take it personally if we don't respond often with this account. We are extremely busy working on Phoenix.
https://tapbots.com/phoenix
โบ Designing โช https://konnai.re
โบ Taking photos โซ https://konnai.re/leisuredome
โบ Writing โฌ https://vonkirschnell.haus/
Software engineer. Geek.
I mostly share links on math, science, and tech that I think are cool.
The UK's largest student-run speedrunning event! Over ยฃ10,000 raised for SpecialEffect to date ๐
SUBMISSIONS OPEN!
Submit here: https://warwickspeed.run/submit
Join our discord! https://warwickspeed.run/discord
valorant broadcast talent | occasional platchatter | clown college dropout | urbanist | alleged foamer |
http://linktr.ee/aevilcat
inquires: mimi@csa.gg
Freelance Commentator currently on VCT, Twitch Partner, Co-Founder of @platchatpodcast
Business inquiries: bren@csa.gg
Googler focusing on web performance and performance tools.
Find me online at https://jackf.io
Gaming podcast network covering VALORANT and Overwatch
Plat Chat VALORANT: http://youtube.com/c/PlatChatVALORANT
Plat Chat Overwatch: https://www.youtube.com/c/PlatChat
Sincere poster. No cynicism. Dad to two sets of twins! Co-founder of tryhardstudios.com
- https://MasteringPostgres.com
- https://HighPerformanceSQLite.com
- https://screencasting.com
- https://mostlytechnical.com
- https://aaronfrancis.com
Technical Support Engineer @ incident.io
โฝ NCFC
๐ 49ers
๐ Warriors
I mostly make things to do with coffee.
Like mountains, cycling and math(s)
Doing a mix of Dev and Ops since before we concatenated the strings
Annoyingly pre-post-economic
Software Engineer / Distributed Systems / Kubernetes / Go / Open Source. Ex- GitLab, GoCardless - Opinions are my own
Software Engineer with a roller coaster obsession. Also a live music obsession. Also a politics obsession. ๐ข๐ค๐
he/him
Builder of assorted things @ ๏ฃฟ
That guy who makes visual essays about software at https://samwho.dev.
Developer Educator @ ngrok.com. Want to pair on something ngrok related? Let's do it! https://cal.com/samwho/workhours
He/him.
I'm really into a lot of things.... Skiing, cycling, coffee, beer and public transport. Also an SRE in my spare time.
he / him
Boosts are not necessarily endorsements. Not speaking for my employer.
also @sdier@layer8.space
28, Trans Lesbian, she/her, DMs open to girlthings
security & privacy geek by day, decorative artist by night.
Not interested in cryptocurrency or gofundme scams, sorry.
London based software dev/SRE type, otherwise found wandering the world with a camera listening to music.
He/him
Techy basic single ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ geriatric millennial in Nottingham, UK
Likes: Walking, gaming, podcasts, biscuits & cabbage
Dislikes: Mushrooms, wasps, TERFs, DIY, acronyms, people who don't label their nudes ๐
โ๏ธ Systems Engineer @cloudflare.social
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distributed db engineer | yoga teacher | writer | applied mathematician in progress โจ
๐ซ & ๐ฝ
Software Engineer in London
Twitter handle was @BRMatt
Author of the critically-acclaimed "Harry Potter" series of children's fantasy novels
Working on mapping the world of open source software https://ecosyste.ms and empowering developers with https://octobox.io
Mostly posting on https://mastodon.social/@andrewnez
product design @ planetscale ยท ex-github ยท vim enjoyer
jasonlong.me
Founding engineer, incident.io
Associate Prof. of Databases @ Carnegie Mellon.
VP Marketing @ PlanetScale
I just try to be useful and eat pizza.
https://rcrowley.org
webmistress โฆ visual artist โฆ bisexual marxist โฆ she/her โฆ all killer, no filler โฆ views are my own โฆ ๐ต๐ท๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ https://skullface.me
GET MY T-SHIRTS HOODYS MUGS AT https://dashare.zone -
DAILY EXTRAS BY EMAIL AT https://patreon.com/dasharez0ne
WHERE U WILL ALSO FIND "DA SHARE Z1NE", STICKERS AND MORE SHYT -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
It doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway. he/him
VP Engineering @incident_io
https://nlopes.dev
https://acdc.nlopes.dev
https://haveyouaskedclaude.com
https://dbschemer.dev
https://securitytxts.com
https://github.com/nlopes
Dad, Husband, Maker, Coder, Farmer, SRE.
Cambridge/Te Miro, NZ.
https://mattb.net.nz/
Parent of two kids. GA native. I enjoy 3D printing, cornhole, photography, archery, video games, and board games. I often drink whiskey.
https://hachyderm.io/@mrothwell
Curious individual. Cyclist. Nature lover. Mechanical keyboard assembler.
Engineer at incident.io ๐ฅ ex GoCardless | London based | previously @twopointline on twitter
Interested in clinical and forensic psychology, neuroscience, music, books, games, animals, etc. | he/him
Runner, cat minion and music addict.
https://mastodon.social/@JigsawPieces
https://ninecats.org/john/
The leading open-source monitoring solution - prometheus.io
SRE, security, hacking, geek & dad. Also gamer by night and SciFi fan. Sometimes I do some gravel biking, or short trail-runs.
Mastodon: @jplana@hachyderm.io
Twitter: @jplana
building signed.com and calendearing.com. investing: tifo.com. formerly: @github, @gitlab.
Tech Leader & Software Engineer โข Tech and Teams, Extreme Programming, Java โข CTO & Co-founder @ Geordie.ai โข Previously Snyk, Unruly โข Writes things at http://benjiweber.com/blog
Multi-Award Winning TTRPG Author; Elder Scrolls Obsessive; Business inquiries - jack@rainbo.co.uk; He/They
a wolf puppy - patreon.com/wolfpupy
Average at software, bad at games, uiuaboo. Bi ๐ฉท๐๐
Interested in:
โ
TDD
๐ฅ Ensemble development
๐ Continuous delivery
๐ฅ๏ธ Extreme programming
Not interested in: coriander, liquorice, cucumbers
Also @probablyfine@tech.lgbt
Currently: software engineer at PlanetScale
Formerly: distinguished engineer at GitHub
Always: father of two living in Carrboro. Woodworking, cycling, photography. he/him.
Code goblin.
Current fixations; gundam, pathfinder, LANCER, Rust, final fantasy
