Cut the small talk and GTFO of my dms
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Teacher, Amateur Chef, Disc Golfer, Fantasy Football Enthusiast & Movie Buff. A late bloomer workin’ on reciprocity. It’s good to give.
Cowboys, Red Sox, SA Spurs, and Bruins fan. Yeah, we’re definitely outside the box now, huh? 👀 You always have to know if the juice is worth the squeeze 🍊 It’s like a gift. It’s like I can’t control it. 💙💙💙 Allergic to MAGA
Retired Rugby Player 🏉
Returned Peace Corps Volunteer 11-13🇺🇦
Aspiring Author of #SFF & #Horror 📚
ᶜʰʳᵒⁿⁱᶜ ᵒᵛᵉʳ-ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏᵉʳ / FL landscaper 🪴 / mental health advocate✨/ wife 💍/ ca$happ: $sweeetp1124 | #EndTheStigma | @alwayssbitchy on that other app
Exercising my right to remain silent is my cardio.
He/Him Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste. Spittin Nickels since RADAY 1921. Self-Proclaimed Jedi Sentinel.
Cat mama, mojito connoisseur, gluten hater, and the epitome of an ENFJ.
Trying to fill the hole Elon created by tanking my favorite website.
📍Minnesota 🇺🇸
Generating, synthesizing, & translating health systems knowledge to action in global communities. Professor. Veteran. Gold Star Wife. Army Mom
I no longer talk and occasionally make flirty comments for a living. Figuring out the next step.
take your meds. here for curiosity’s sake. small gov.
https://linktr.ee/endofanerajc
Logi turned ORSA, Twin dad, gamer, neurospicy and Jeep owner. #gamer, #twin, #Jeep #ADHD #ARMY
Comments and Views are my own and solely my own opinion!
Here for the better brain damage.
27. you think you know me. taylor swift, history, human rights, music, and boston sports. not necessarily in that order.
Fuck all old people, especially Donald Trump
IL•NM | mom | she/her | nerd
Wisconsin born and raised • Fur mom • Pro-choice • She/Her • 🦓 • You are safe here 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
UNCW and Greek Alum. #BLM #ACAB #Ally DM’s are always open for new friends. Ya da ya da, you know why I’m here because Elon is a bitch
Twitter refugee. Lawyer. Never Trump. Florida Resident (not proud). Progressive and Woke. Unapologetic. Sex Work Consumer. Star Wars fan.
National Security reporter ABC News | Afghan vet | Prev: Politico, Stars and Stripes, Fox 19 Cincinnati | Steve.Beynon@military.com | Adopt not shop | DM for Signal https://www.military.com/author/steve-beynon
Welcome to the madness. Be prepared for politics, dad jokes, puns, and analytical shenanigans. You’ve been warned.
Buckle up.
she's got more issues than national geographic, buddy 🐇
i really like diamond art, batman, lady gaga, taylor swift, video games, books, fanfiction, pokemon, mtg & my husband 🖤
i vote blue 💙 because it's what is right for humanity and for our environment
Proud Nevadan, scientist, U.S. Army veteran, hater of the word "foodie”, and not great at Jiu-Jitsu. This is my personal account and all posts are my own.
the mossman. proud @utoledo alum. IT/security/locksmithing #teamchallahback #freemason #RIPDonReiber
National Security Editor at CBS News | Marine infantryman + Afghanistan veteran
• protect trans rights • pro-choice • blm • slava Ukraini •
Your local, friendly (sometimes) mailman. Veteran. Sometimes photographer. Fan of: WWE. Horror movies. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Collector and lover of physical media.
disabled GenXer trying to survive the pandemic of stupidity and selfishness. on ODSP that won't even cover rent.
🏎️. 🍃. 🌾.
🏳️🌈proud & safe space.
Photographer, writer, occasional tree climber, traveler, vet, former thru-hiker. Keep your feet moving. #goatpath
www.the-goatpath.com
Made by West Virginia. Occasional talking head, frequent VA patient, community college culinary student
Writer/M.E. https://ordinary-times.com/
Commentary for WV Watch https://westvirginiawatch.com/
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Mediocre senior MPO. Dad, husband and optimistic Sens fan.
Public Historian who focuses on sports topics and interesting local stories with international implications. Author of Leave While the Party's Good: The Life and Legacy of Baseball Executive Harry Dalton.
https://history4publicconsumption.substack.com/
Casually competitive MtG player, always free for board game night
31. stoned like a cemetery. she/her.
Refugee from that other place. Needs coffee and hates the gop. I'm a retired postal guy and union steward, so you already know I'm not normal but this is a safe space for any/every one except his supporters.🚫maga ##GoPackGo #GoBrewCrew
Father
Teacher
Partner
Flawed
Working on it
Questioning Christian* and constructively critical patriot*.
*Not performative
男的//ChemE & Mat Sci//⚽️Diehard Madridista🇪🇸 & Die Mannschaft Fan🇩🇪//⚾️Phillies//🏈Eagles
Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
Flight Test Engineer & aspiring Astronaut |Air Force | Brooke Owens Fellow alumnae |
Streamer | Aggie |
personal views =/= employer | she/her
Living in the frozen tundra
Artist, hot mess, and lover of all things spooky. She/her. Cover photo by @goatpath 🖤
UW-Milwaukee anthropology, with a focus in bioarchaeology.
Photographer & former chef.
Mexican-American | INFJ-T | Photographer | Se habla Español und etwas Deutsch. ΦBK
amadorlicea.com ✍️
Nicole Cliffe left Twitter like 20 minutes after following me and I hope that's not why she left. Posts are my own and not those of the DoD or US Army.
Shy nerd. Usually laughed at, not with. Choose kindness! “Believe In Yourselves. Dream. Try. Do Good.” Twitter = @craigbrown552
Just a little ray of pitch black. Not for the faint of heart. ☽
28 Always be yourself because an original is always more valuable than a copy. PRESIDENT-CASENLLC and a BEST-SELLLING AUTHOR ❤️ featured on Forbes before 27!👀
Feel free to re post !
I’m not lost, I just don’t know where the trail is
Attorney / ⚽️ / Gamer / Opinions are my own / Don’t take my tweets seriously / Horror movie & game enthusiast / Scorpio / #BLM #Lawtwitter
music addict, sports fan, tech nerd, horror movies, video games, music production, DJ,
Celtics☘️ to the 💀
Life sciences attorney
Yoga studio owner
ADHDer
6.5/10
Woke
Photography
Sarcasm
National security
Assistant to the Assistant Regional Manager
Canada
Philly Sports. Army stuff.
Once called the “Etsy Ryan Reynolds.” Texas lawyer with three kids and a husband I love very much. I'm here to share a laugh or two with others, not at them.
Physics Instructor, Marion Military Institute (Go Tigers!). Retired P-3 NFO, NPS Masters. UCLA 84 (Go Bruins!)
Husband, Father, Son, Grandpa, and overall pain in my students' necks.
Hot mess.
Succubus.
Currently homeless.
ADHD
Kinda queer
Mom.
Overworked, undersexed.
Art, cooking, nature, sex positivity, shitposting.
Venmo: BigTittiedSuccubus
I will spam your timeline with memes, Dadding, Disabled Veteran, PTSD, TBI, Chaos Connoisseur, typos, and Puns
I am proud of you
Soldier for Life. Retired. The most lethal weapon on the battlefield is your brain. Trust your instincts. I’m probably not what you were expecting. Nice IRL. signal @SmithT1986.56
Same awful person, different platform.
Author of historical fiction, veteran, surrounded by cats and dog all day.
Linktr.ee/mariemccurdy
He/him. Appa. Cat dad. Former infantry person, current food/wine person. Ally. Equality for all, no exceptions. LFC Reds. Oxford comma. 2 spaces. Confederates = traitors. Punch Nazis. Trump/Putin/ICE Delenda Est
i do the crossword in sharpie and i never learned the shortcut for "undo."
What a fun time to be alive
Historian — 🇺🇸 in 🇫🇮. Likes, RTs, Follows do not equal endorsement. Personal account @sasha-lehtonen.bsky.social
Retired Army guy. Owner of a small dog.
Twitter account for trending posts on /r/army on Reddit
I’m lost in a sea of social media
BIRD GANG | Happy Army Vet | Gamer | Gambling picks | 💍 @myahmaster
