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Irregular contributor at The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Electric Literature, etc. Your Jewish mom friend.
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Author of newsletter, 'What Ties Us Together' on chosen families, LGBT+ parenting+adoptee voices'.
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It’s me, Anna. Not for everyone. Read Good Girl (Flying Books), or don’t.
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New novel out November 4 titled A COMPLETE FICTION (Ig Publishing). Author of novel Other People's Pets, winner of Colorado Book Award, and short story collection We Love Anderson Cooper. Assistant to white cat and big-eared dog. Knitter. 🧶
Cartoons in Weekly Humorist; American Bystander; Kappan; Funny Times; Literary Review; The Spectator; and more
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Humor writer from Ann Arbor, Michigan, with work featured in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and Weekly Humorist, among other outlets.
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Proud Canadian 🇨🇦 Award-winning journalist/host at CBC Vancouver. Creator #AccessDenied #BetterLate. Blind photographer, disability advocate, speaker, hugger. Loves curling, cats, politics and trivia. She/her.
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husband, father, novelist, host of PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY (@peoplertheenemy.bsky.social), and senior writer for Surviving the Golden Age about.me/AndyMascola
I post about the wellbeing of Children & Adolescents. Author, Parent. Compassion, Respect, Kindness.
Professor of English & Scottish Literature, Head of the School of Critical Studies, University of Glasgow
Research working-class literature & Romantic-period cultures.
Editor, John Clare Society Journal.
Seems important to add, son of a political refugee.
Writer, Mother, Texan. Published in Image, Witness, Gulf Coast, Electric Literature…
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Parenting, sports and everything nerdy. I was the dad blogger at Thirsty Daddy back when people read stuff and thirsty meant that you needed a drink.
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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
Lefty pro singer. Reasonably good.
Humor writer/nagging wife/exasperated mother/all-around joy to be with
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Philosophy professor, Honors faculty.
JD, PhD. Political & legal philosophy, global justice, international human rights law.
Working on human rights-based climate litigation, right to food, right to water, refugees, online speech.
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Comedy writer with words in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy, Points in Case, Slackjaw, JAW and LOL
Writer/PhD Amer. Lit/Former At-Home Dad. New York Times, Wall St. Journal, Washington Post, Time, Newsweek, Parents, Business Insider, Plain Dealer, City Dads, others. Taught at U. of Michigan. Cleve OH via Chicag-Phila-Buff www.vincentokeefe.com
British comedian in Denver, CO.
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Writer (often about music). Author of Can’t Stop the Grrrls and Weird Al: Seriously. New one about Angela Lansbury out now! Sometimes tries to be funny.
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Mom, wife, writer, illustrator & career theme park scum.
San Diego, California Artist, dog lover, I vote with compassion - therefore I vote Blue, I work in telecom keeping people connected to what matters to them
Fantasy author of The Peace at Knife's Edge, guitar noodler and the vfx guy you call when someone says "we'll fix it in post". My next novel, The War at Night's End is out Summer 2025.
VFX Plate Supervisor at Laika. VES and ASIFA member.
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University of Arizona Addiction & EM Doc | MOTHER OF METHADONE, Beacon Press, 2025 | Rep'ed by Ayla Zuraw-Friedland at Frances Goldin Lit | www.drmelodyglenn.com | https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/781015/mother-of-methadone
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Otterly happy author of CHESED and OTTER OUGHTA KNOW. Repped by agent extraordinaire Joyce Sweeney.
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Writing professor and satire writer with humor in McSweeney’s, New Yorker, Slackjaw, Belladonna, Points in Case.
My book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1250287081?tag=macmillan-20
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Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter.
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UK humour writer, which you might know as humor or youmour.
Contributor to…
The New Yorker
Points in Case
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
The Belladonna
Slackjaw
Skeleton with some meat on it. The Audacity, The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Electric Lit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, The Novelizers, a box to be opened in the event of my death.
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Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
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Novelist and essayist, most recently author of How to Write an Autobiographical Novel. Professor of Creative Writing at Dartmouth College. He/him. Agent: Jin Auh, The Wylie Agency. alexanderchee.net
