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@superstaticgirl

As it happens I really am an artist, dog-lover and an avid reader. And a nerd. And cats and horses and comics. I like them too.

Grok Of Shit 🚽

I am a bot that creates fascinating new facts, but not using AI.

The brain worm infestation caused by living next to Telegraph opinions every day

Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙 Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop. She/Her ⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️‍🌈ENM

PunPages.com is the internet’s best resource for the punniest businesses and organisations around the world. Silliness from JimmerUK

Tripe Marketing Board

Europe's most radical meat-based marketing board. Let's talk tripe! Try tripe: http://tripemarketingboard.co.uk/

Chief spokeswoman for the ‘Campaign To Get C*riander Sent Back To From Whence It Came; The Fiery Yet Soapy Buttocks Of The Devil Himself’.

Profane arachnid, loves biting, radioactivity and typos.

Rob Watts (RobWords)

YouTube word nerd. Happy host of RobWords and the podcast Words Unravelled. ROBWORDS LIVE in London 11th April 2026: https://www.ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-theatre/events/2026/apr/evening-etymology-rob-words

@jesszafarris.com

Author of USELESS ETYMOLOGY, WORDS FROM HELL, and ONCE UPON A WORD. Podcaster/cohost, Words Unravelled. Editor-at-Large, Ragan + PR Daily. Adjunct prof at Emerson. Speaker, content director, social pro, ad world wordsmith. https://linktr.ee/JessZafarris

Vapid Response Unit. Tired dad. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi Also, multi-faceted musical human. Perform with Scritti Politti, Cardiacs, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, others. More info at rhodri.biz

Scarfolk is a town called Scarfolk. For more information please re-read.

BAFTA for best writer lol.

Welcome to Wonder Park! The best amusement park 35 minutes too far from you. Wonder Park; Half the Magic, Double the Price. Hush-Hush Sightings: https://shorturl.at/9X96b

Amelia Clark - Lover of Flagons

Sweary ginger designer with side hustle drawing naughty but niche greetings cards to shove up yer post boxes. Also #kittyditties Naughty but niche cards/prints: Dippyfishcards.etsy.com Art: ArtOfNote.sumupstore.com Misc/tips: https://ko-fi.com/dippyfish

I’m a f**king delight!

Greeneville Zoo

@greenevillezoo

Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery

Annoyed middle aged woman living on The Cape. Pro-Marmite. Have a Potato. Doing my bit keeping up 🇬🇧🇺🇲 Relations.

Author, journalist, hero, dad, sleepy etc. He/him. Cambridge, UK. Please buy my books There's No Such Thing As A Silly Question and Become A Genius In A Year, both out now and great. Go on. mikerampton.com / interestingskull.beehiiv.com

I make weird products

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE AUSTEN? (French & Saunders, BBC Radio 4) writer. AND OTHER STORIES collection: https://tinyurl.com/msmv7amc. Pre-order IMAGINE A FRIEND: https://www.starsandsabers.com/books/imagine-a-friend/

writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw funnier me 🤠: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc

she/her • married • i hat typos Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m https://rehabadminroadmap.carrd.co/

If I had more time, I would have edited you a shorter video. Transport Filmmaker : bit.ly/2TBWFsX

Professional train nerd. I make videos on YouTube. Sometimes there are jokes.

Sometime actor, full time autism Mummy, lover of theatre, film. music and comedy.

The Nightingales

@nightingalesuk

On tour Feb 2026 www.thenightingales.org.uk/live

Old enough to know better! Will draw cartoons, animate & build Lego spaceships for food

Northern Irish. Heavy Metal and Crisps. Anti-fascist, Pro-pints. Don't let the bastards grind you down.

I’m not actually a dog but his photos are much cuter. Occasionally I write stuff.

Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones. Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist. https://www.alihancock.co.uk/

Tuppence Pennyapple IV

She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.

Here for the kitten content

Man City fan, half of @weareune and on the radio! All opinions are my own though!

WILD DONKEY. BROADCASTER. The Fall 78-83. Not a real Doctor. Met Bowie, Woody and Ronno. Ner ner ner ner ner. COLOSSAL 🛎️end…

Anthony Hegedus

The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.

Our readers have understood the concept of Buyer's Remorse since 1979. Buy the Profanisaurus or Subscribe here: https://lnk.bio/vizcomicofficial

“Broadsword calling Danny Boy”

River Side Casino

@riversidecasino

The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted. Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H

Art, Buddhism, Goth, Rail, Norfolk, Norwich, Anglo Saxon, Norse, Socialist, Green, UCL, OU, EU

• goth daria • muppet enthusiast • maker of threads • thehappiestsadgrlcollection on whatnot • • help me live the dream: https://gofund.me/d9bf1cd80 • • tips and things: https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •

Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.

Everything is weird Brighton dweller (I co-host The Cider Shed podcast)

I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.

The Framley Examiner

@framleyexaminer

raditional favourite since 1978. The Framley Examiner. Framley's t https://framleyexaminer.com Buy the book: https://unbound.com/books/framley

I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)

Matthew Petty🚮

PRINTS FOR SALE>https://linktr.ee/muteboy72 white cis UK chap in Dubai UAE. Married to LA woman, father 8.9yo twins. He/him.

Music, film, books, art. Ex London, now the North West.

Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!

Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+ There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755

Jenny in BrooksideKC

@jennyinbrookside

I have a broken brain… But it does come up with funny shit. 🤕 🤪 😉😅🤨😖😱😳🫢🫨😲🫩

Political reporter for the BBC in Lancashire. Get in touch with your news.

The Bugle, as in The Bugle podcast

Comic, poet, actor, man, music, theatre, long Autumn walks, short inner leg, Dogger, Finisterre, South-East, variable, super. www.alexisdubus.com

Painter, Writer, Fortean, Primate Enthusiast, Dog Whisperer, #LUFC, #zebra

Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN

Gentleman slacker. #TOTP botherer. Public service shitposting.

Minor league b3tan bloke

@rotatingwobblyhat

Brain farter. Weirdo. Gadgeteer and inventor of nonsense. Follow me for bullshit pictures and horseshit puns.

Stuart Houghton

@stuarthoughton

Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome. Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/ I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.

Vintage Covers - Books & Posters

@vintage-covers.com

I create parodies of existing book covers & posters, with the odd 'Vinco Original' (i.e. not based on any existing covers) in between. https://bio.vintage-covers.com/

Tall, blond and stunningly attractive.

You’ll mostly get Simpsons references out of me. Huge Beatles fan. Will quote anything I find funny with no original thoughts of my own. I love history, music, comedy, football & walking around old ruins. #PUSB https://www.instagram.com/shar_al__/

I make electronic music as LX NEN lxnen.bandcamp.com I am Pageholder 39/400 I have an Erdös-Bacon-Sabbath number of 11 I was founder & former leader of the Pirate Party UK I finished in last place in FPL 23/24

@technicallyron

Author, Writer etc

Roystoncartoons

@roystoncartoons

Royston Robertson, cartoonist, draws for Private Eye, The Spectator, Big Issue etc, plus commissions for businesses, greetings cards, books, live work etc 💬 Direct message or email roystonrobertson@gmail.com for commissions linktr.ee/roystoncartoons

She/her Lefty Cat lady living in Yorkshire (and also Baldur's Gate). ADHD Late Diagnosis Club. Tories, TERFs, GenAI users and suchlike get blocked on sight. And yes, that includes headers and profile pics: get fucked.

Weebl (with bits)

Animator, Composer, Director, Scriptwriter, Voices. Odd ideas for a living. Yes, you should hire me. YT: https://youtube.com/@weebl Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/mrweebl Discord : https://discord.com/invite/hVFFj8U Website : https://weebls-stuff.com

i make things occasionally https://accumulationofthings.com

Audio/Video collagists. We made that Alan Sugar mash-up, and that Boris Johnson one, and that other Boris Johnson one ko-fi.com/cassetteboy youtube.com/cassetteboy

Richard Tingley

Line Tamer Buy my zines! https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Tingleyville

animator of weird stuff. If you need to contact me directly here's my email: https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/contact/ https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak

Rathergood creator and Bad Dinosaur wrangler 🦖🦕 Crab of Ineffable Wisdom 🦀

I make things. They’ll probably come back to haunt me in a few years’ time. https://www.tomscott.com/

Making the web more fun with vole.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf https://mattround.com

@deathofbuckley

Life's a big banana sandwich

We scroll through socials so you don’t have to 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️ @JemmaForte.bsky.social & @Marina-Purkiss.bsky.social discuss what’s trending - wherever you get your podcasts https://www.patreon.com/TheTrawlPodcast

@marina-purkiss

I’m not always having a go at wrong’uns…sometimes I’m sleeping | Political Commentator & Co-Host of The Trawl Podcast https://linktr.ee/thetrawlpodcast | @TimesRadio | @jeremyvineon5

Wangs on - normally about politics - on telly and on The Trawl podcast. Pics are on insta @jemmaforte

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺

Welsh/Dutch bloke who makes silly games, videos and Photoshoppery. Friday night #TOTP botherer. Shitposting my way through a genetic heart defect. Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my stuff. YouTube: youtube.com/@bagpuss_org

The first rule of Cliff Richard Club is we don’t talk anymore

Probably at a gig… #MDANT Manchester https://www.setlist.fm/user/Idlewildgirl

Cat pics, tech, ranting. Sweary. Londoner.

Folklorist, writer, comedian, storyteller. PhD candidate. Friend of nature, hugger of trees. Uncommon Folk- my folklore podcast is available everywhere https://uncommonfolk.buzzsprout.com

Author/editor/'cultural historian'/carer, S Wales, probably autistic: NEW BOOK!: Into the Groove, OUT NOW. Textcast archive: https://firstlastanything.co.uk/about/ (new eps from Apr) Email: whenisbirths@yahoo.com ko-fi.com/firstlastanything

Cold water swimmer nutter. Also love walking, reading, films, travelling, food and good company with like minded folk. Having fun with depression, high blood pressure, an underactive thyroid, adenomyosis + severe endometriosis.

@astrokatie.com

Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr. Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.

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