Writing at The Hard Times, The Needling
Writer. Game designer. In need of a nap. Dumb jokes, but never hurtful ones. He/him.
More of and about me here: https://linktr.ee/sjink
📺 promos and bumpers of 80s and 90s tv. Screencaps from the best the internet has to offer. Post dumps from our IG.
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Lovingly curated by @pastelpaperback.bsky.social
Human. Posting screenshots (sometimes with commentary) from 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 retro commercials/station IDs/interstitials/etc. throughout the day.
Run by @seraphiscain.bsky.social
Retro tech, early web & vintage computing. 80s, 90s, 2000s nostalgia. Follow for daily posts.
I host the Retroist Podcast and write the Retroist which focuses on nostalgia. I like slightly old stuff and I typo too much. You can find me at https://www.retroist.com & https://patreon.com/retroist.
nyc writer
rn: #THWW
words in: the onion, reductress, and autostraddle
Contributor at The Onion, Reductress. Came here straight from MySpace
Actor. Comedian. Headline Contributor at The Onion. Senior Editor at thesportsriot.com. Everyone's third favorite.
Headline and Features Contributor at The Onion. Published in McSweeney's and Points In Case. Writes The Libel newsletter. RPCV 🇱🇸. High school teacher.
Comedy writer, unless you don't find me funny, in which case I'm called a "satirist."
Formerly staff writer at The Onion, Tooning Out The News
Contributor: The Onion | Co-Host: Murdertown Podcast | Nice, good
Sadly, this is not the Onion.
For true stories that you could have sworn were from The Onion.
Producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf
Contributor for The Onion and Reductress
Twitter: Krahman333
IG: khaleelrahman333
senior writer at @salonnewsroom.bsky.social covering all things money & power ✍️ satire in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney's ✍️
Writer. Occasional comedian.
Jokes on stage, at the onion, etc. I also ran/run queercoded.com
Books: on the internet on jendurbent.com and on your bookshelves.
Ok. That's all for now.
I write about the strange side of AI at aiweirdness.com
Also a laser scientist.
She/her. Colorado, USA
Takoma Park's ONLY Humor Source. Home of the Nimbee and Takoma Man.
www.takomatorch.com
a comedy streamer with all of your favorite shows
🧔♂️ Game Changer
📢 Make Some Noise
🎲 Dimension 20
🫂 Very Important People
🐷 Smartypants
dropout.tv
🧢 CEO: Dropout
🎤 Host: Game Changer, Make Some Noise
🌸 he / him
Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
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Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter.
A lil more about me: https://tinyurl.com/awveap8v
home of fine hypertext products since 1998. https://kottke.org
Comedy type person | Former staff writer for The Onion
Creative Nonfiction Editor for Shenandoah. Features contributor at The Onion. Writing in: The New York Times, The Kenyon Review, Vox, The Paris Review's The Daily
https://jeanlucbouchard.com
Writer at The Daily Show, x Last Week Tonight, Colbert Report, The Onion.
Comedian, writer, occasional actor (mostly only for weird gay stuff 🏳️🌈) contributor for The Onion, Reductress, Awf Mag
I make stuff here and there.
Past: The Onion, ClickHole, AV Club
willfeinstein.com
🦹♂️ Comedy Supervillain
📕 The Onion Story (Oct 28, 2025)
I re-arrange the alphabet into bundles to induce amusement. The Onion, The Colbert Report, The Middle, The Croods: Family Tree. I specialize in projects beginning with "The."
editorial lead at jackbox games. words in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney’s, reductress, etc. assigned transsexual at birth
Comedy stuff! Credits: The Onion (Headline And Features Contributor), Hard Times, BBC, etc
Contributor for The Onion, McSweeney's, LA Mag and more. Upright Citizens Brigade alum. Angelyne's campaign manager for CA gov. I wrote a book once.
the twitter user formerly known as thefurlinator • headlines @ the onion
Hey there! I anchor the Onion News Network (as Dwight Richmond). Former NBC & NPR. “A pure interviewing beast w/ballerina-like grace." -someone on reddit
Carol & The End Of The World, Rick and Morty, The Colbert Report, Community, The Onion (Head Writer)
Funny or Die's High Science: Stream on Max!
Blood Weed: Audible!
Smartr Podcast NOW FREE ALL PLATFORMS!
Past: The Onion! Sex House! Smart Pipe! FPOU!
Words in The Onion, Reductress, McSweeney's, the void I scream into
Part time chronic ill-fluencer
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Fearless voice of the people (sorry, people). Your insightful Oak Bay parody newspaper.
Film camera tinkerer. Contributer @ The Onion.
amyash.me
Award-wanting writer and blogger at Damperthree.com. Loves the outdoors. Writes military satire for Duffel Blog and talks pop culture at https://www.youtube.com/@damperthree and fantasy/scifi/horror books at https://www.youtube.com/@D3Reads.
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Co-Founder: The Onion, Portland Mercury, Pulitzer Prize winning The Stranger.
He/Him 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
Cyclist, both foot and motor powered
Lady, step inside my Hyundai
Content creator. Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. 🤖 🌈 Biz inquiries: mbartholdi@gmail.com
Assistant editor @reason.com | John Brown stan, power pop enthusiast
headline contributor @clickhole.bsky.social
writing contributor @mcsweeneys.net
booger contributor @tissue
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joeawellman.com
Wife of one, Mom of two, Friend of many
Happily married cat guy. I survived a career in IT. Lover of Marvel comics, sci-fi, classic rock, D&D, and video games. Star Trek and Ultima IV helped inform my core beliefs and ethics. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.
What started as a list of science articles to share with my son, HolyUnknown.com became a website in 2013.
Unearthcoaching.com
Coach focused on authentic transformation. I bear witness to people in challenging and beautiful places.
My mom was Miss Colt 45, I'm a TV writer... where did I go wrong.
writer (vulture, the cut, la times, vogue, new yorker, mcsweeney’s, the onion, etc)
Past: Comedy Central, The Onion
Future: Dead
📍Michigan
He/him
Internet Archive is a non-profit research library preserving web pages, books, movies & audio for public access. Explore web history via the Wayback Machine.
Funny Because It's True: How The Onion Created Modern American News Satire. Say Wenc like sense. Agent: Daniel Greenberg@lgrliterary. The House On The Rock shaped my brain. Offspring's cool electronic project The Jaws of Life: https://tinyurl.com/da4xuwwv
Former TV writer (SNL, Night Court, Boy Meets World, National Lampoon), novelist and social justice warrior. My weapon is wit and I take no prisoners. Check out my books.
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Kevin-Kelton/author/B09PSW1219?
Global Tetrahedron was born of the shadows, and it is committed to control in all its forms. Parent company of The Onion.
The contemptible Tim Onion.
Writer, journalist, history enthusiast. Husband to @baseballkate.bsky.social. He/him https://muckrack.com/graham-womack
Seattle's Only Real Fake News
(Satire/Parody)
Have a hot headline tip? Send it to Submit@TheNeedling.com
TheNeedling.com
The first and only satirical women's magazine. Constantly moving to a new social platform.
Television writer/producer. Black-ish. Happy Endings. Late Night with Conan O’Brien.
Writer, “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”. Formerly at “Conan”, The Second City-Chicago, other stuff.
Standing up comedian & host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny. Appeared on Conan, Tonight Show, Late Late Show & more. I quit Bryan Adams' band.
Jimmypardo.com
A small forest creature afraid of the forest
cmo of the onion
Contributor for the onion/reductress :)
Host of Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Podcast
linktr.ee/v_dcknz
Producer/Entertainer/“Actor” for @loadingreadyrun.com • @desertbus.org Cofounder • Eccentric Minecraft Streamer • Enjoyer of Humanity… mostly. 🇨🇦
📧 - james@loadingreadyrun.com
🔗 - https://linktr.ee/james_lrr
📷 - Profile Picture: @kolin.me
The singularity sent forth no warnings. The point of no return had no sign or demarcation.
(he/him) www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
reformed Trombonist. Yellowjacket alumni. LoadingReadyRunner.
Illustrator, graphic novelist, eccentric of modest means.
You might have known me as https://x.com/smutastrophe2
I create/repost some 🔞 material, adjust your filters accordingly
#comics / #scifi / #ocs
The official profile for Desert Bus for Hope, the world's oldest & longest-running livestream charity gaming marathon, raising money for Child's Play Charity! 🌵🚌💙
Twitch.tv/LunarJade
YouTube.com/LunarJade
Also streams at: twitch.tv/LoadingReadyRun
Welcome to Wonderland. There are no exits.
Twitch Partner || North 100 || LRR || Talking about coffee and nerdy stuff
Business: sergeyager@gmail.com
Official Bluesky account of LoadingReadyRun. We make silly things on the internet.
she/her (assigned Silent Hill 3 at birth)
editor & #1 shitposter @loadingreadyrun and jordan hopkin's #1 hater
🗡️ knight of the round sign 🛑 aspiring opera ghost
lestat and hoid fan so you know I'm cringe
(pfp by Kolin Toney)
Magic content creator, chaotic Dungeon Manager, music nerd, freelance lunatic, Kathleen@loadingreadyrun dot com
Making internet jokes @ LoadingReadyRun since 2003. Victoria, BC, Canada.
[He/Him]
Profile Art: Jolyne García
Banner Photo: Me
I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
What matters: #globalhealth, #education, #sustainability for #environment and planet
The rest is noise 🌎
“Follow the one who seeks truth, doubt the one who finds it” — André Gide
https://rebalancetheworld.substack.com/
Global Tetrahedron CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist.
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- @killthecomputer.com
- https://www.illconceivedpodcast.com
a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
Senior Editor at the Los Angeles Zoo. No AI, just hand-crafted artisan prose. Formerly: The A.V. Club, IGN, The Watercooler. WGAE, professional fan of cool stuff, mom of twins, work in progress.
🎟️NYC 4/10, Chicago 4/26!
📚Bestselling Author: How To Be Alone, You Will Find Your People
💞Creator, Tinder Live
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not the darth u are looking for
Editor trying to figure it out. Amateur historian of The Onion from 20 years ago (onion20.substack.com and @onion20.substack.com).
Writer and sometimes director. Merry Little Batman. The Onion. Teen Titans Go! Liza on Demand. Just directed my first feature.
Writer and comedian. Words @ The Onion @ Reductress @ Autostraddle, jokes @ this website. He/him
contributor at The Onion
fatty at large (get it?)
✶✶Chicago✶✶
Former senior editor, The Onion.
jasonroeder.net
Out now! "Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning."
McSweeney's: http://shorturl.at/bmqOY
Amazon: http://shorturl.at/fjPS7
the Lawrence Arms the Falcon liquid death Hard Times The Onion dong model, some arbys booking: https://www.atomicmusicgroup.com/artists/?view=artpro&aid=OTc=
staff writer (tv) at The A.V. Club
member: TCA, WGAE
formerly: NBC, Mashable, Complex
Executive Editor @theonion.com
Proud employee of an adult-attraction-only workplace.
Wow Enthusiast. Chief Product Officer at The Onion. Resume includes Tumblr, Stumbleupon, Getty Images, and NYC's finest Exotic Cheese Shoppe.
uppercasesmileyface.com
Organized workplace with @wgaeast.bsky.social
Writer of books (I Am Not A Wolf, Zoo Kid, TBA), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy?), and jokes (The Onion, my many beautiful posts)
