local dumdum who knows shit (some things) about fuck (networking)
will trade acts for food
if you know me irl, leave please
Founder/Chief Scientist @ positron.ai
I like to write about Haskell, category theory, AI, and safety, and a whole lot of low level SIMD stuff for some reason
http://calendly.com/ekmett
http://github.com/ekmett
http://x.com/kmett
http://comonad.com/reader
prototypes @wikipedia.org
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London
todepond.com
home of fine hypertext products since 1998. https://kottke.org
#nerdpatient0
craigslist founder
https://craignewmarkphilanthropies.org/
hitting trickshots. doing ollies.
tinkerer and journeyer • I like math, games, interfaces, and cats • they/them • en/de/fr • Basel🇨🇭• https://lnor.net
Long career as a dilettante at Bell Labs Research and Google, mostly building weird stuff no one uses, but occasionally getting it right, such as with UTF-8 and Go.
Genetically overexposed. Human-human hybrid. Firecracker factory in a blender.
6.622⨉10¹
twitter.com/thomas
thomas.me
Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet.
Vermont librarian. Technology hobbyist. I love the post office. Fix your hearts. Live in hope if you can.
Searcher for logic and truth
Keeper of sympathy and empathy
If I weren't crazy, I would just go insane
(he/him/they is acceptable in a crunch but I prefer Captain)
that person with the peaches
national magazine award-winning culture critic & writer for hire 🖋️ in bitch, the nation, the verge, rolling stone, &c
🌿@theflytrapmedia.com cofounder
🐈⬛ Preorder ALL MY DEAD CATS (July 2026)
✉️ sesmith at realsesmith.com
Director of Cybersecurity @eff.org
Co-founder of @stopstalkerware.bsky.social
These opinions are my own, not my employers’
I did a TED talk once
To see weekly new comics, daily comics from our archive and subscriber videos - patreon.com/lifeofsharks. Merchandise from - thelifeofsharks.com
Puffin Books pre-order: https://tinyurl.com/mwdnusyy
He / Him - Icelander in Norway
https://linktr.ee/olafurw
best-selling & award-winning comics idiot, beautiful giantess // buy SIMPLICITY on sale now // mattielubchansky.com // @nogodsnomayors.com // temporalculturewar.com // bass faithvoid.bandcamp.com // she
The AI-powered developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.
Animal scientist/scientific visualizer, Co-CEO of Anitomical bv., PhD candidate in animal anatomy modeling
#VaccinesWork #Antifa
miekeroth.com
anitomical.com
Most common reaction to my work “I wish this was available when I was a student/kid”
✨ 22
🤖 sr web + ml dev
🇨🇦 toronto
Philosophy prof. (Univ. of Alabama) and former FBI special agent. Author of The Retrieval of Liberalism in Policing (Oxford), The Police Identity Crisis (Routledge), and, soon, Police Deception and Dishonesty (Oxford)
https://lukewilliamhunt.com
kdrag0n.dev · building a better docker @ orbstack.dev · stanford
Cronym from the bird site.
I used to do SRE stuff. I still do, but I used to, too.
prev: Netflix, Blizzard
🏳️⚧️ | she/her
voicecoding latency and throughput hacker. How did I get here and what am I doing in this hand basket? he/him
hi! i write code and make music ✨
If I unfollowed you, it's because you keep posting things without alt text
A bot by @katef.bsky.social
Kubernetes SIG Security Co-Chair, but this account is mostly about Minneapolis right now.
Chop wood, carry water 💛
MSP feed info: https://bsky.app/profile/amityf.bsky.social/post/3l3frqadlo32h
Tech reporter, tech Historian. Bylines Fast Company / The Atlantic / Retronauts. http://www.benjedwards.com Founder http://Vintagecomputing.com
CTO at Bluesky. Not a nerd.
backend developer at bluesky
rotatingsandwiches.com / batting around podcast
illustrator: family, religion, psychology, cat. everything is here: https://linktr.ee/owencyclops
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer
i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast:
- @killthecomputer.com
- https://www.illconceivedpodcast.com
a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
City man: Spacing magazine editor, walking, messy urbanism, Renaissance urban history. Also freelance editor. dylanreid.ca
I work on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft and help with feedback for Start menu, Settings, taskbar, input + more
You can find me on most of the other social media apps including Twitter and reddit with the same account name @jenmsft
jon
https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase
https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
Clearly fake name. Freelance writer. Video essayist on YouTube. Bylines in Lifehacker, PCMag, WIRED, NYT. Will shitpost for cash.
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/lordravenscraft
Extremely online internet gremlin, writer & raccoon enthusiast 💜 @roxiqt on TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨ she/they 👻 frightaboutnow.com 🌻 Toronto, ON
dreaming of protocol level sovereignty
head of protocol @ bsky 🌅
Founder & Chief Innovation Officer @ Bluesky
🌱 🪴 🌳
official Bluesky account (check username👆)
Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app
hi, I'm amos! 🍃 they/them 🫐 open-source witch & maker of snappy videos and articles at @bearcove.eu ✨ be kind, be curious
articles: https://fasterthanli.me
videos: https://youtube.com/@fasterthanlime
podcast: https://sdr-podcast.com
pronouns: they/them
State machine. Building stately.ai
🚀 a worldwide community of high school hackers by the students, for the students. 🦕 we're a nonprofit & fully open source: http://github.com/hackclub.
🧑🏻💻 Worldwide web design engineer for climate (watershed.com) in San Francisco
🌞 Intentional optimist
🏳️🌈 LAHK-len – they/them
https://lachlanjc.com
Aka Thea Flowers
Creative technologist, open source advocate
Weirdest engineer @opulo.io.
President of @oshwa.org.
PSF fellow.
Weasel enthusiast.
Also:
@theacodes
@stargirl@hachyderm.io
@theavalkyrie
ATL native
programming and exclamation marks
blog: jvns.ca
zines: wizardzines.com
Cybersecurity Specialist, Public Speaker, Ex-Hacker.
https://marcushutchins.com
e-girl (engineering girl) • interested in the kind of software nobody writes anymore • making computers at @oxide.computer • love too cheap to meter • nulla crux, nulla corona
programmer, knitting enthusiast, dog friend, horse girl, hobby haver
hi i'm @annierau.bsky.social i love wikipedia! dm submissions if you want :-)
CTO at Vercel
@cramforce on Twitter
industrialempathy.com
Developer of sorts at @webdevs.firefox.com, but this is my personal account. No thought goes unpublished. He/him.
"the phase is constant, modulate the rest of the universe instead."
i made st4b.
musician and audio/dsp developer. he/him, pan. blm, trans rights.
american living in the netherlands.
https://lhiaudio.com/
https://soundcloud.com/williamlight
hacker, poster, weird machine mechanic
https://chompie.rip
Author of FRIENDLY AMBITIOUS NERD and INTROSPECT
23. serial builder, purple-haired developer @world.org, core @ConstitutionDAO. friendly ambitious nerd.
Delver at contraptions.venkateshrao.com
He/him. Somerville, MA.
Previously: Google, reCAPTCHA, Carnegie Mellon (Ph.D., Computer Science).
Senior Software Engineer. MooTools Alumni, Javascript Fanatic, and open source lover. Former Mozilla, SitePen.
The robots are coming and we need to make a great example for them. Author, presenter, A11y lover, Online teacher at Skillshare and LinkedIn Learning
SVP of @GitHub.com, VP of CoreAI @Microsoft.com
jaredpalmer.com
@jaredpalmer on X
toaster, zombie, typist, celsius ambassador. clairebookworm.com
Active on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@danluu. Also trying https://threads.net/@danluu.danluu
Writing The Pragmatic Engineer (@pragmaticengineer.com), the #1 technology newsletter on Substack. Author of The Software Engineer's Guidebook (engguidebook.com). Formerly at Uber, Skype, Skyscanner. More at pragmaticengineer.com
Brian, you know, from the Internet. Dev Advocate at Igalia | Co-author Extensible Web Manifesto | Standards Dude (Igalia AC/OpenJS) https://bkardell.com/links | he/him
www.youtube.com/@dustinkcouch
I teach cryptography at Johns Hopkins. https://blog.cryptographyengineering.com
DX & monorepo at Shopify.
Craving simplicity, finding it nowhere.
Internetrovert 🏳️🌈 He/him.
(degenerative) ai engineer, better than you, “most dripped out” - ICML 21
