Seahawks 💙💚
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FTR forever
9ers aren't winning shit ever
Realist. Fascism has come to the USA. MAGAts are re-instituting the Civil War that they weren’t punished for last time. Don’t make THAT mistake again. You’re on one side or the other. THIS IS WAR ON AMERICAN IDEALS! Proceed accordingly & honorably.
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Aspiring bon vivant.I work in rockets but this account is mostly about soccer and pinball curiosity. Huge Sounders FC fan, but I’m based in LA
she/ella; Escaped Academic Misfit 🇵🇷🏳️🌈
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Men supporting men. Outdoors, fitness, building things. You don't have to have it all figured out. The work is the point.
History Teacher*. Damn kids keep googling me. Seattle sports, education, and scenery. I try to meet all situations w/humor or love.
*I don’t know everything, but love learning. Current jams: Understanding Religions, Immigration, & Racism/Civil Rights
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Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.
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Just trying to figure out what to put here… Maybe couple of emoji? 😅😊✍️
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Cartoonist and comedian in Seattle. Buy my comix at BrettHamil.BigCartel.com, see my comedy at JOKETELLERS UNION every 2nd Wednesday at the Clock-Out Lounge
social producer / editor / writer
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LOCK HIM UP!
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WAR CRIMINAL
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Be respectful or leave
🤬🖕Trump, Putin, Miller, The Heritage Foundation, MAGA,
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LGBTQ+🏳️🌈 Resistance=Power 🇺🇦 & 🇨🇦
I give up-to-date announcements on whether or not the Colorado Rockies have lost.
Not affiliated with the Colorado Rockies or Major League Baseball. Created by @ericmbudd.com.
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"Swear to god you're like a Fox Fire book set in hell." - Ursula Vernon
"You puckish motherfucker." - Sarah Day
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...or a corporate Democrat who is incapable of taking responsibility for your party's failures.
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Medium Format, 360 & VR capture. When you want to go big, start with me.
Watch Seattle sports. Sounders specifically. Have a dog. Don't do as much as I should.
Mayor of Boston • Mom to Blaise, Cass & Mira • Personal account
michelleforboston.com
Happy wanderer + Soccer storyteller
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www.lyndacarter.com
Pissed off because Orange Turd hasn't suffered a horribly painful death yet.
Defenestrate the Kakistocracy
Satire is the refuge of the weak minded
Always check sources
42 is the answer
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Yelling the truth about Tennessee.
She/Her. Hola! 🦋 I'm Tammy B. I'm here to support LGBTQ+ and pro choice voices. Trump supporters and bad vibes not allowed 🚫
This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
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She/they/guy
Senior Poetry Editor at The Rumpus (Ret.), author of A Witness in Exile (Louisiana Literature Press, 2011) and Another Poem to Love https://brian-spears.com I also crochet stuff.
Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
Techdirt guy. Writes about social media, copyright, free speech, content moderation, civil liberties and stuff like that. Once wrote a paper that may have helped inspire this service & now I'm on its board: https://bit.ly/protocolnotplatform
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The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
Father, filmmaker, fisherman, prostidude
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go phils, do crimes
free free Palestine
UIUC Alum. Black Lives Matter. Trans Rights are Human Rights. Sports fanatic. He/Him
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Melissa, Mel, Mele, Blue .
Artist, Photographer, Creative, lover of music, art, sports, esp soccer, coffee, Left Handed Gemini, and proud Auntie.
Seattle, Kirkland, PNW, Atlanta
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I support:
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Former Deadspin commenter; does not live in Texas.
If you're wondering why you received a like from me for your recent post, I haven't logged in for at least two days.
You know... the weird one.
Analyst, host, soccer sicko --> MLS Season Pass on Apple TV. Proud dad, Kansan and skeptic.
jon
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co-host of White Homework, co-host of @gohomebible.
former conservative antiracism educator because i like reading. community > everything. exvangelical, 🏳️🌈 | 📍PDX (but probably hiking)
Latest novel: THE GREAT AMERICAN BETRAYAL "Best Comedy Books of 2022" —Vulture
English professor, novelist, satirist, editor, father, husband, dog owner, gardener
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https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
I enjoy pie.
Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).
Executive Producer, Last Week Tonight. Friend to nearly all the animals.
Gary Shteyngart is a book writer.
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Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 12 Books, Writer, New Audio Project with Jon Hamm, John Waters, Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, STANLAND, on Sonar Network https://www.stanlandseries.com/
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Editor of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life. Dominator of waiting rooms. Fragile fan of the Dolphins, Sixers, and Red Sox.
🎨I’m a cartoonist with a comic strip called Tales of Absurdity. I’m also playing with animation. Let’s tell some jokes and discuss obscure pop songs! Links to stuff: alexthoffman.com/links
Writer, storyteller. Nebula, Hugo, Ignyte finalist. Work in
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The contemptible Tim Onion.
I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column https://www.theatlantic.com/author/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns
Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
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Comedian from a country you misspell 🇨🇴
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Massachusetts-based writer, cat lover, alt rock fanatic. New novel, Last Night at the Disco, out now. Humor in McSweeney’s & more. I run the Novel Reactor workshops. Pro-science, anti-fascist. https://www.lisaborders.com/
Humor writer and author of a humorous advice book for introverted parents. Words in New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and my phone’s notes app.
Substack with funny stuff and writing tips:
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Writer Last Week Tonight; words in New Yorker & Mcsweeneys; I talk about my cats like they're my children but when I do it, it's funny
Skeleton with some meat on it. The Audacity, The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Electric Lit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, The Novelizers, a box to be opened in the event of my death.
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