One does not simply buy retail
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Yep, hi.
I love to drink water chilled in the fridge
I’m not a doctor but I think there’s something wrong with you.
There is no such thing as an imperfect cat. Only imperfect people offering their imperfect opinions of perfect cats.
Hello you fool, I love you
Virologist, PhD, collector of hobbies & plants, 🏳️🌈, 🐈⬛, currently in career & prof dev for scientists, AuDHD & hypermobile, she/her
Pfp: sassy sketch of me - white woman with a shaved head wearing pearls & cateye glasses by @atlastalos.bsky.social
Whatever the male version of resting bitch face is, I have that.
Oh, and I’m short.
Expert listener. Commander of shaky air. Audio professional. Commuter Cyclist.
Empathy. Microphones. Coffee. Tacos.
Southern California he/him
http://randycoppinger.com
🌙 ⋆ 💐⋆┊˚✩ ⊹ · · ❁ Ⓥ🦋🌈🌱♡♻️🐇
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http://www.beacons.ai/sanpricious/
Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him
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Engineer , PC builder , Gamer , Rpgs, Final Fantasy ,Skyrim, Fallout, Cooking , Gardening , Kitties! , Fitness, Life.... blehhh
What am i kidding this page is for the kitties!
Discord
eviljenny156
Email
Javvy156@gmail.com
a joke a day keeps the impending sense of doom at bay
I’m just an emo kid that grew up into an emo adult. She/Her
Green Bay, WI
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Vintage artisanal locally-sourced mixed-use development. Heart attack survivor/quadruple bypass haver. Still not sure what I am trying to find here. Terrible at shitposting. #fuckcancer
Professional imbecile | 🇬🇧
My stuff here -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaadweqyc656e
Life long member of the Clitterati
🦂♏️
Combination of mean angel and sweet devil.
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I like trees.
That's it. That's the profile.
California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social.
https://bsky.app/hashtag/EagleTactical
Trying really hard to get to the utopian future Gene Roddenberry showed me as a little kid. Neutral Good.
“Conatus es pausa et denuo initus?”
Network engineer, husband of @drru.bsky.social, dad, fashion disaster. He/Him/Hi!
i write social justice grants
fundingforsocialchange.com
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neurodivergent bipolar mess 🇰🇷 🏳️🌈
🎲 listen to D&D podcast Dice Funk
💍 austinyorski.bsky.social
I post video games out of context.
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Up cycler, artist, plushies, music masher, cottage/farm core craver, jewelry maker, fashion blogger, DragQuest, Honkai slave, FFXIV,VII, acnl, acnh, switch/ indie games!
Geek in NYC
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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Reptile.
Socialist. Green Party voter.
Marathon Runner
How strange it is to be anything at all.
Reluctant Michigander.
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Your friendly neighborhood pluviophile.
It’s me.. hi: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaov66mmurmw
🎥 Director x Designer 🎮 working on Middle Eastern cyberpunk film/game DUNEOPOLIS • Featured in Rolling Stone/Variety/Bloomberg • Sheridan College alum • Dubai/🌏 • #streetphotography
Old Socialist
Green Party Member
Marathon Runner
this is our world, we don't just live in it
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Roy Scheider in a turteneck
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
I should probably delete that.🤔
Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦
My contemplations:
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Paranoid Android
Computer Repair shop owner
Mental Health Awareness Advocate
Harm Reduction
Former aviation guy
Former military guy
all of me splayed out to see..
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Taking care of my chickens and my mentals
#Billsmafia #Sabrehood
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Rev. Ravenscrof's father took him aside and left him there.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
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“The Adorable Antics of Pink Bunny: A Social Media Fable” - I'm a cute stuffed pink bunny! Bunny pics, travel, Disney, Muppets, theme parks, ACNH & pop culture found here. TOTALLY here to make friends. Just trying to make the internet a nicer place.
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.
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Cyclist. Concert junkie. Thrift shopper. Gamer. Snowboarder. Amateur musician. Teetotaler. Movies, TV, books, comics and pop-culture. Uark Alum.
Currently reading: LONELY BOY by Steve Jones, and KNIFE OF DREAMS by Robert Jordan.
Faithful Spouse · Learner · Laugher · Liberal · Humanist ·
Founding member of the band Peace Mob · Author of Peace Mob Blog · Technically a Dove
I don't DM. Nothing personal.
Visit me at places! https://linktr.ee/SgtPigeon
Comfortably seats up to 30 clowns 🤡
Once called the “Etsy Ryan Reynolds.” Texas lawyer with three kids and a husband I love very much. I'm here to share a laugh or two with others, not at them.
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
He/him
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
mr junt
junt/junts
this junt
that junt
Give me time to figure this shit out.
I'm old and busy.
My sweet nastiness will find its way here...
moonchild with a head full of spider songs
Klearly, korrect
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Chicago Dweller | Please don’t DM me
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In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
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Was once told that I have the devil inside me
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Just going to annoy you all day.
<<< follow me I follow back 💯
Big heart and laugh at my own jokes. DON'T BE A DICK.
Used to be funny...then I had kids
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
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Later:
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Liberal Jewish Democrat.
"it's what you learn after you know it all that counts."
Earl Weaver
Canada's unofficial ambassador to bluesky
a cuddly light in the darkness (he/him)
chronic and unrepentant pet reskeeter
setter of boundaries
grandmaster pooper
Maple Syrup Mafia capo
ACE grey/demi
Hacker
Disabled
Nonprofiteer, sometimes stoic, always ally, occasional award winning genre writer. 100% survival rate for bad days. Animal spirit: Muppet #screenwriter #killeralum #mutantfam #scriptsky
28 / (he/him)
star wars, comics, movies, etc.
abolish ICE
The internet's leading authority on the art of the music video
Watch NEW MUSIC VIDEO REVIEW live on TWITCH Fri & Sun @ 7PM CET
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Voted Bluesky’s Worst Follow, 2023-Present.
I love you, Juan Carlos Bodoque. He/Him. I have too many books.
I am 👉🏼a real human 📝 🚫Not a bot and not Keanu Reeves🤣 Just say no to the illuminati scams. Don’t be a cursed pizza with a threatening aura.
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translating, recuperating, iron-plating | he/him, california
(he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes
it can always get worse😐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈♋☮️👩🏾❤️👨🏼💍⚖️🎨🐾👙
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