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Trying to find the main character of this Twilight Zone so we can end this story and get back to reality. The Trump Cinematic Universe alternate timeline is atrocious.

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Poet. Ad person. Yeah, no.

“You think everyone you’ve ever met is, like, beautiful.” -L. L.

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Jerkules.

Same ol’ song and dance, but this time with feelings. Ukraine forever.

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We’re all in this together, although you look ridiculous.

Just trying to stay informed and entertained, not necessarily in that order.

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I like pickleball, bourbon, cooking, good vibes, absurdist fiction, and creative cursing. Do no harm, take no shit, and wear sunscreen. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Proud Wisconsin Democrat.

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I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.

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I'm pretty sure I'm a real person.

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