I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
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La crรจme de la crรจme (patissiรจre)
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Nerd, daydreamer, heathen, mom
I play with body fluids for a living :D
Stardaddy of the Astronomica Podcast. Communist. He/Him.
your least favourite Canadian
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cynical & political elasmobranch; 3x lawyer; weird left low war den mother; with all its sham, drudgery & broken dreams itโs still a beautiful world
Looking to connect with filmmakers, activists, and people I know in real life. Some posts are serious, some are jokes, please confuse them.
OFCS, Rotten Tomatoes, Author of Dreams of Perfection
Music is Everything
More and more young Americans, already fed up with fascism, resorting to poetry.
here, I canโt see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
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The Far Side, near at hand
Account by @cowtools.org
Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.
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No, itโs not hormones, Iโm always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
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Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
Iโm a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Strong female protagonist โ #horror maven โ investigator of the #paranormal โ recovering YouTuber โ perpetrator of shenanigans โ a poke in the third eye ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โจ
Incapable of loving myself without the validation of strangers
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Just a guy who works in an office lol
the world below is made up
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I do all my own stunts.
All my evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
Insta: Katharine_von_clink
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloneyโข๏ธ
Professional Procrastinating Introvert
Recovering addict
www.fluxedflow.com
New Crap https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a
Craptacular https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i
I have a tattoo of a potato that represents my love for carbs
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. ๐จ๐ฆ
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Assistant Member and Principal Investigator
Donald Danforth Plant Science Center, St. Louis MO
Interested in plants, popgen, polyploidy, and puns.
In my napping era
Scottish and Queer | she/her
My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
writer of jokes
fighter of life
๐: doof@fuck.it
more doof โคต๏ธ
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We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Assistant Professor at UWL, bird researcher, and immigrant. Opinions are my own and donโt reflect the views of the state of Wisconsin. All birds shown are handled with proper federal, state, and academic permits.
Goodnight Duchovny girl. Americaโs Chubby Sweetheart. Comedian. Probably eating chips.
i post on here when twitter makes me want to kms
canadian, not american
https://linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella
My body is not my temple
Itโs more like my bar and grill
AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 3.5 year old nephew. He/Him.
I have two guys, one for each of you
You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Not a fan of hugs. He/him
At the corner of Bliss and Blunt.
Do not make me punch you.
Writer, Humorist, Sampler of New Social Media Platforms
Short, millennial, screenwriter, TV writer, yente.
Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
Statistical phylogenetics and the fossil record. Researcher, professor and mentor at a PUI. Mother, reader, runner. Congenital optimist. Minnesotan Virginian.
Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings
nonprofit: @15outof10.org โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
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morally bankrupt but politically left. all opinions are my own
This bio canโt handle me, Iโm too many characters. Also fuck you
Help save my life https://gofund.me/874c6d5b
Deny, Defend, Depose
Tempestuous
Hater of paper straws and billionaires
Fat ass with a baby face
Taylor Swift #1 fan
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Coder and fun haver. Expect a like from me if youโre succeeding, thriving, persisting, or just trying to do good
Iโm @parkerlawyer from Twitter. divorce lawyer โข football fan โข mom to a bazillion kids โข dog lover โข I just want to laugh โข
She/her art store here! https://www.redbubble.com/people/coldwitch/shop
Wheel of Time fan artist. (Also other art too.)
Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/ToddDraws/
she/her || twitch affiliate || lover of horror || a ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ creator having fun || member of @infiniteammo.bsky.social
Twitch: twitch.tv/versavulture24
Horror Blog: https://versascares.wixsite.com/the-nightmare
Other Socials: https://linktr.ee/VersaVulture24
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen. My stuff and junk. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacry57q2asw
ToT OG. Lover of sports, fantasy/sci-fi media, cigars and chilling - He/him #AltText
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
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I donโt understand the question and I wonโt respond to it
All applicants wave the right to question what happened to the previous crew, also watch Some More News
just here to have fun online
I was expecting more goat rodeo, less tire fire
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Hereโs our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
Jilted at the alt
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Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
Australian Jim Morrison. Real person. Dave's mate.
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An entity that probably exists.
Who, me? ๐ Goblin hours 24/7 โ NSFW 18+ only ๐ 30+ (she/they)
Ever get the sneaking suspicion youโre not human? ๐ฝ๐ธ
https://linktr.ee/AshesInADream
Please use alt text if you want reposts!
at my computer 97% of the time
she/her โข 28 โข california ๐ณ๐ค
discord: exhists
music lover, home cook, partnered dad of 2, SFBayArea sports fan in PHX, AZ, failed evangelical experiment #exChristian
banner: bar roofbeam reads 'ALL I NEED IS JUST TO HEAR A SONG I KNOW'
profile: man w/ a mustache peeks from under white playplace balls
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.
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I am an example of the Live Mas mentality. (She/Her) ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
I mean, I guess...
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
Oh hi it's me again. @cactuscali1991 on the other place.
Not all who wander are lost, but I definitely am.
DCโก๏ธABQ
she/her
I post about the library and my dog Higgins a lot.
The clown prince of Bluesky. I write songs for pickup truck commercials
I like pie and when you make me laugh
Sometime game designer and writer, gamer, servant to cats and dogs, tree friend, carer for wild creatures, lover of nature and natural magic, enjoyer of interesting things. ๐ NO DMs.
