I read too much and Love my grandkids
I also a Grumpy old Bastard (and a former Teacher)
You been warned
#HonorTheTreaties
🅳🅵
ci🅡🅠ue
#NUFC
🅿️emeritus1️⃣
https://www.firstnations.org/fndi_donate/
I need to disassociate from ✨everything✨in order to survive
I say wtf way too much
2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
2026 is not any better than 2025 so far.
Educator. I like stats, literature, awful movies, video games, the NFL, and rock music. Constitutional rights > Fascism.
Go Broncos and Trail Blazers
Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
The judge said I have a “classy miss” demeanor <3
🇵🇸
AUtistically weird & blunt, foul-mouthed GenX hermit-stoner
Self-Deprogrammed from Abrahamic Death Cults in ‘87—Atheist & MotherEarthAnimist🌎
Formerly Homeless = DemSocialist; GBI / UBI & RBE
b&r💜MN → TheCouve’25
👽ParaNormal𖤐
Engineering student, StarTrek fan, Ghostbuster, theme park and Churro enthusiast and Cosplayer ..and I do Twitch streams sometimes. She/her #notacylon
☕️ https://ko-fi.com/karaamens
Horribly unserious (unless it’s about aliens)
👽 🍩🍄😚💨📚🐾❄️
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Playful.
elizabethsampat.com
Seamstress, shameless cat lady, and gardener who writes things on occasion.
Name: yes
Age: yes
Country: yes
Political preference: yes
Shit poster: yes
I got 5 out of 5
for those about to block, we salute you
⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 PedoFelon's resume:
💜 laundering money for the mob(US&Rus): blackmail: extortion: bribery: intimidation: murder {I'm walking fine line btwn politics, the arts & fun}
•Sh*tposter fangirl •Nature •Photography ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢
#CarlJung 💧
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Same as I ever was.
But different.
Random. Mouthy.
Serious. Until I'm not.
Opinions? I got 'em.
Riled up.
📌 My Posts 👉🏼 www.shorturl.at/dnO13
✴️ YouTube [variety channel]
https://www.youtube.com/@WithFrankie ⭐SUBSCRIBE!
🌐 http://www.withfrankie.net
🚫DMs
Living in chapters, fueled by caffeine.
✿
Skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdtmg4tc476xhkkvcrhmoewx/feed/aaaffztp6wx6w
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
ND, NB and MYOB
living on Kuringai Country (east coast Au)
arts and crafts, etcetera
also on upscrolled: @furnace
Caution: HOT
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
Retired Senior, I’m just here because my insurance company said ‘DO SOMETHING’ upping the Game, for humanity.
Creative, musically obsessed, happily married designer. French is my mother tongue. 🇨🇦 #EastCoastKin & #G+Circle enthusiast
The Syndicate Subscribes to the Radical Notion That Women’s Rights are Human Rights. LGBTQIA Rights are Human Rights.
A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
it was just a joke
Some Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaajtkgvisqbu
2 FRIENDS MAKING NOISE
“HIGHER/TAWKIN”
COOL LIMITED 7” AVAILABLE!
HelloRangoon.bandcamp.com
NEW SINGLE coming SOON!
PEEK the site 👀
POKE our links 👉
find ‘em all! 🔎
STREAMING EVERYWHERE
HELLORANGOON.com
ABOLISH ICE
FASCISTS FUCK OFF
we DO NOT fuck with AI
• pronouns they/them
• old & married (to @zomduckie.bsky.social)
• recovering academic
• stats, poli sci, politics, theology, bad jokes
• be nice & do what you can to help others
• super duper stitious
don’t take me seriously !
I’m the village idiom. Supporter of all civil rights: LGBTQ+, women, minorities, etc. 2nd wave feminist: end the patriarchy. Poetry writer, music producer. Opinions are my own.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/frequently-asked-questions-at-the-office
here to have fun & read some posts.
she/her | 🔞 | transphobes fuck off
Beloved country crooner. Tell your grandma she left her chemise in my touring bus. She's got my number.
I am not interesting but I have a cute dog.
Books, music, video games, and unfortunately the Minnesota Twins (how are they not selling?! I am distraught.)
she/her, 36 and tired
jenbunnee on storygraph
📍Minnesota
Starving hysterical naked
Mom, California gal, Virgo, blue, funny sometimes and opinionated as hell. I don't answer private messages. Please NO LISTS!!
I'm here because Twitter sucks! Be kind 🔆😊💚🤍
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gdlj3umipfdvzk5qjqyxu3dn/feed/aaadlz7ze4ihs
Artist. Researcher. Beat Saber Expert.
Hey, Bitch!
I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic twat, but in a fun way!
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
FUCK 🧊
Naijah 💕
90’s baby 📼
Chicago 🌃
the internet ain’t real 💋
🇨🇦Just a chronically ill East Coast girl with a sailor mouth. #NB
History/Science/Politics/Gaming/Movies/ #Leafs Hockey/Creator/Cat Rescuer
Leukaemia cancer survivor!
Anti-fascist/Anti-disinfo activist.
Battling #LongCovid since March 2022
#MCAS
#POTS
♑
Designer, cat lady, traveler,
photo stylist.
Living happily in New Orleans.
Progressive southerner.
I love art, creating, pot, knitting, parties, shoes, cocktails, pink, American trad tattoos, old punk rock & people that don’t suck.
yum.catering
she/her 18+ if you haunt my media tab you should tip me:
venmo @Harpy_Party
cashapp $harpypartyy
http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty
best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaaoo2u6cedre
Laughing, crying, & napping through life ✌🏻
Kinda good at a lot of stuff, super good at being me
33•MDNI•Denver
I’m doing amazing, sweetie
I'm here for FUN!
(Not court ordered like last time)
https://bsky.app/profile/forcemanure.bsky.social/search
a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈
living in the dark swamp
💜 •Shit Poster Fangirl
Main acct: @quinnleone.bsky.social
Poor little disorder. Platonic love letter. Mostly tar & turpentine. Majestically skittish. Hag turnip. Stuck on Todd. CrazyChickenLady. She/Her. Sin-é is Gaelic for that's it.
Never home; leave a message ˚ʚ🧸ɞ˚
Stuffies & Strawberries🍓🍰
Shit posts and my shit opinions.
(26 and not thriving) MDNI ‼️
Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
I wear an orange hoodie while laughing. Known to make replies go viral.
No way out of the billagarchy without torching 🔥
Give Resources to MN 🦾
Ill-treat transphobes 🏳️⚧️
📺 In Plain Sight 📺 The Riches 📺 The Shield 📺 The OC 📺 Bones
🎥 Something’s Gotta Give
professional appreciator.
probably listening to the Bennington show.
funnier than you.
occasional poet.
stay witchy 🔮.
Queer, Femme, MENA, Jewish, Gen X
TransRights, BLM, Stand with Immigrants — AbolishICE
If I can't laugh, it's not my revolution.
Dislike swearing? Kiss off.
Not as funny as we think we are, but 3x as loud.
She/They/We
#PNW #WA
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oc6tr5qvwwhtehgp4rrlik7z/feed/aaao6dnwwd3rw
she/her • live nude cartoon
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaapa2uougycq
👩🏻🏫🍎 𝓒𝓸𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓮, 𝓫𝓪𝓼𝓮𝓫𝓪𝓵𝓵, 𝓭𝓸𝓰𝓼, 𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓼~
⚾️🔱
•• 𝕂𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕤𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕕 ••
✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
Technologist, photographer, cyclist, father, and husband. Supporter of democracy and the rule of law.
Friend and Ally.
Sharing my photos to help cleanse feeds.
Not a link 🧑🌾, contrary to how my account has been moderated.
Reposting is appreciated!!
Goodnight Duchovny girl. America’s Chubby Sweetheart. Comedian. Probably eating chips.
Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic
environment.
My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc
Shitpost enthusiast
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
singer & songwriter
most famous person alive
modern day cross between Marilyn Monroe & Albert Einstein but make them both emo
rebel outcast misfit and i wouldn’t have it any other way
@karinaofficial music account
NO DMS WITHOUT PERMISSION•she/her •MFA •teacher •writer •wife •mom •gamer •lifter •ND •dyslexic •guitar player/singer •funny on a bi-weekly basis
https://linktr.ee/okaypoet
Facing Shadows: https://a.co/d/2K6zmRE
Unprompted: http://a.co/d/a06XGtq
Je chante #Charliecovers
Les photos "Snap !" sont de moi
J'ai sans doute pas la ref
L'usage du vous est affectif
Je fais des fautes car je ne me relis pas
J'honnis les jeux de mots
Mi-femme, mi-taboulé
Essayiste
New Orleans Hostess & Curator of Intimate Events
Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
Misfit millennial in coastal SC. 🌙🌴
Fossil hunter, rock polisher, frontend dev.
More interested in nature than people. Expect cat posts.
Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount.
🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️
"I stand corrected."
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaac3q6sr3fso
Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
Philly, physically.
Stardew Valley, mentally.
DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.
Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That ♿ chick. Nerd. Early 50's (I guess!), cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no 🛑. AuDHD and PDA friendly. barrowediting@gmail.com for 📔 queries
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery. (think of me as your imaginary friend’s imaginary friend.)
#Manitoba 2-time provincial yelling champion. Nothing too serious here.
Boozy
House
Cat🐈⬛
Burglar
Take what you need and let the rest flow💋
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ceoov5konvgaj2ron3qv6b5r/feed/aaab6hwb77q4o
I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
Dogs. Silly Things. Coffee. Books. Punk Rock. Saskatchewan. Vaccines. Blue Jays. She/Her. 🇨🇦