Obsolete software developer, FOSS enthusiast, prairie socialist, general riffraff
Proud Canadian, subject of King Charles III living/playing/working on unceded traditional territory of the Skwxwú7mesh,Səl̓ílwətaʔ/Selilwitulh,+ xwməθkwəy̓əm
Rants mine alone
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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(22) - he/him
welcome to purgatory☕
here lies the graveyard that is my timeline: https://linktr.ee/lawfullybenjamin?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=4f1ee1eb-a7ca-4c2a-81ef-f9e58137b2eb&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZEpxEoUTPpsbBLW_6GP7_6qrcqHlg6W1tWng
Writer, pet servant, lover of nature, puns and trivial data. Unsolicited DMs are just like Spam, deep fried then tossed in the trash #vaccinessavelives #prodemocracy #secularhumanist Follow my author journey on Inkitt https://inkitt.com/sylviedparris
On an island. Making things for you. Shirts pay for skeets: https://www.teepublic.com/user/kthorjensen
CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
"A person can only be born in one place. However, he may die several times elsewhere: in the exiles and prisons, and in a homeland transformed by the occupation and oppression into a nightmare."
https://linktr.ee/EmissaryOfNight
six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
IT nerd, native plant grower (7a/59g Long Island Sound Coastal Lowland), bird watcher.
That's a real pic of my stupid cat. I have another cat but he doesn't make stupid faces worthy of a profile pic.
genX jungalist, islander, exile, immigrant, wife (she/her), 3 sons, 7 cats, 2 iguanas, many chickens. 1312. No Pasaran. Free Palestine. Trans rights are human rights. Antifa Forever. 🇹🇭☮️☸️🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Chef/ Yogi( that means I do yoga) reluctant garden dweller . Ohio born living off grid for the past 20 years. Watching the US implode from afar . Pronouns are Chef/ it .
generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
firm believer in digital style
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
No longer Bluesky’s only resident finance bro | Macro Strategist | Even the blind squirrel get a nut sometime. | For The Crown. | 🇺🇸 via 🇨🇦. Not 🏴. | Normal man, one of the Normal Men
*ALL CAPS HEADLINES LIKE THIS ARE FROM BLOOMBERG
📍 CLT
#uetpue FRANCE
transness is life
🏳️⚧️
to the tune of e-i-e-i-o
KY>OH>CA>OH>IL
i am a very nice man with zero war crimes
https://linktr.ee/poofbirb
33🫧 high af 🍃 you are always enough✨
💫✨🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜🖤🩶🤍🤎✨💫
✨ stupidbitch666.bsky.social is the bestest ✨
☁️Sometimes, I Wish I Was A Cloud, Just Floating Along☁️
32|donut lover
the special one
#1 catboy to ask on geography
treat me like a cat :3
21
https://en.pronouns.page/@OakIsTooShort
my writing: https://medium.com/@Oakymeow
https://linktr.ee/oakymeow
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire:
https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Crow enthusiast (she/her)
(He/Him)
32 year old
ADHD
Thai Half blood
*Insert generic interests list*
Deep inside you is a yearning to belong. My posts can fix that.
No age in your bio, no follow back
I hate your friends and they hate me too
kill your darlings. fuck AI
one half of @bozemart.bsky.social
🔞
🇵🇸🍉
https://linktr.ee/nansome
resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Photographer, Writer, Podcaster, Menace
Feelings-first photography of daily life
• iTunes No.1 business podcast
• Bestselling & award-winning author
• Brand 📸 for Nikon, Canon & more
UK & France
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📷: instagram.com/me_and_orla
📘: amzn.to/4t9CPVE
Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
Gay communist. World renowned architect
Hayley | 30 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid
Nonbinary Demigirl | Cissexual Theyfab | Commie Pinko | Antizionist Jew
Follow me on Letterboxd! https://boxd.it/Ib0F
Additional info in pinned thread 🐌
Cashapp/Venmo: Mudfire4
Skwxwú7mesh-ulh Temíx̱w📍
derechos trans ahora 🏳️⚧️
no jodo con carne 🌱
Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪
free Palestine 🇵🇸
he/him, 46
Online store selling items for everyday household needs.
Soon I will be executed.
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
E1M1's third greatest warrior. Zombunist. Undead rights. Drops standard pistol ammo on death.
He/him
DC. political philosopher at Georgetown, editor at @hammerandhope.bsky.social, rhythm guitarist + vox for @femiandfoundation.bsky.social. #COYS
Founder, Rakkasan Tea Company • Dallas Police Oversight Board • Former Obama guy • Once a soldier
Dallas, Texas
rakkasantea.com
@rakkasantea.bsky.social
bumpkin he/they
Cashapp $byoup00
Movies, art, crochet, climate justice, housing is a human right, safe supply saves lives, wear a mask, ONpoli, we’re not free until we’re all free.
corporate feminist, views and opinions expressed are that of the disney corporation and not my own
the best of the ‘80s, ‘90s, and today
Working up a fever in a one-horse town.
Somerville garage-punk-pub-rock band on Rum Bar Records.
The music stuff is the band’s; the politics, bad posts, & academic crap-takes are mine.
https://stopcallingmefrank.bandcamp.com/track/santa-buy-me-a-beer
Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Let's count the rings around my eyes" - Paul Westerberg
Me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
@Verrence@jorts.horse on mastodon
@verrence on upscrolled
Bot-tan’s #1 hater
give me shrimp or give me death
Truth-Teller | Independent Journalist and Legal Analyst | Trial Lawyer | @katiephang on Substack, Instagram, Threads, & TikTok
https://linktr.ee/katiephang?utm_source=linktree_admin_share
“Though She Be But Little, She Is Fierce”
he/him/his, land back, free palestine, winston main, trekkie, marxist-leninist, trans liberation enjoyer, filmmaker, reply guy, internet tough guy, fighting a losing battle against doomerism
Shitposting through the end times 🏳️⚧️🍉
Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
this place is not a place of honor
@outtogetyou.bsky.social
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Garrulous and peripatetic. Technical Writer, Dad Band member, former radio DJ. Working from home in Berkshire County. Also available on Compact Disc.
Award-Winning Multimedia Journalist. Bylines: CBS, AXS, Yahoo, Examiner, etc. I love #Games, #Lotr, #StarWars, and #StarTrek. Casual #MTG #TTRPG, & #Boardgames player. Work w/me: DavidLeavitt@gmail.com
linktr.ee/david_leavitt
he/him, 38
TV Shows, Movies, Formula 1
trakt.tv/users/klovar-cc
New Mexico
a fan of KATSEYE and the singer Poppy and Chappell Roan
@archive.klovar.cc is my old account (July 2023)
creator of https://stick-em-up-game.com
i just wanna grill for god’s sake!
link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
Attorney! Sometimes in Northern Virginia, sometimes in Zürich. he/him
Accursed of God, strange trash goblin, generally just the worst.
Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
creative director - nimrod campbell and the laboratory of yakub
banner art cred: @nishbae.bsky.social
In the belly of the beast, prodding around, trying to give it gastrointestinal distress.
Newspapers 4 life. (Ex NY Daily News, Boston Herald.) NYC, North Fork. (Amateur watercolors now at @washbuckler.bsky.social)
No substack. No podcast.
Too sarcastic for my own good. Please don’t feel you have to explain my jokes to me.
Eco everything. Decolonize. Smash the patriarchy.
RiverHouse Winnipeg proprietor.
Plays frisbee. Takes pictures.
Coach. Guide. Instructor. Campaigner.
FindingWild.ca
Work for @WilderNews.bsky.social
He/him
Treaty 1 territory, Red River Metis Homeland
Political junkie, PC gaming enthusiast, science fiction nerd.
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
35
Sandwich maker
Not particularly bright but I try to stay informed
Support Trans Rights.
Love One Another 💙 Animals are precious gifts. “Good Trouble” is LOVE in action. Kindness counts - All Ways♾️
No DMs ✋🏼I’m over 75 and not looking for romance on social media 👈🏼
Community activist, cybersecurity expert, citizen journalist based in Los Angeles. 🌴☀️ they/them
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
https://wli.neocities.org/
Personal account. Thoughts/ opinions are mine and do not reflect upon my employer. Enjoying watching bumblebees visit flowers. Contemplating Rota Fortunae and L'Étoile du Nord.
Twitter's official Dorothy L. Sayers stan account, 2018-24, now on Bluesky. New Englander in Quebec. Eph '00/YDS '04. Mom, priest (the sweary kind), writer (ask me about my musical!), doula. Yes, my grandma shot a Nazi. She/her. INTJ/5w4.
wassup
@gooffkings.bsky.social
@blockedparty.bsky.social
@ihatethisteam.bsky.social
twitch.tv/gooffkings
patreon.com/blockedparty
Artist; Omnifarious.
store.meatleg.com
Disabled by illness (Ménière's disease)
Freelance: 3D Modeling, Animation, Graphics, Illustration and video editing.
Don't ask me for $
#yallmasking #ChiefsKingdom #FuckZionism #FreePalestine #BLM #LGBTQ+ #FuckTrump
They/Them, Digital artist.
Have OCD.
English is my second language.
Guardian of the Organic Ascension Timeline & Opener of Natural Stargates
Please take me off the list, Kash.
Architect. Biker. Bonsai guy.
Pfp: back of a white woman's rainbow braid
Banner: cutesy font saying mistress caution from the poketopia generator
she/her
My teen says I'm a theologist.
I was raised on hose water by a 21" Zenith TV. 12-3 pm Saturdays WRCT 88.3 FM & Tube City Online Radio. Also W3MCK on #hamradio. 🏳️🌈 they/them
Journalist, broadcaster, cartoonist, shit-poster. Union proud since 2000.
My opinions only — no one else's.
uhh, bios are hard. I'm from... this place. level 38 she/her (3 kobolds in a) wizard (robe)
web: nofunoverlord.top
merch: croptop.me
tips: https://ko-fi.com/das
PFP: pixelated mystery figure in blue wizard robe
banner: dune a white trans woman, lounging
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
Mastodon: @lyse@ohai.social
UpScrolled: @lyse
your most annoying friend.
he / him, trans, lurker (serial liker & reposter) 90% of the time. if i randomly followed you it was bc you said something cool.
https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/pablum
https://letterboxd.com/pablum/
Keep it right here for more biting commentary, social disconnection and cognitive decline, served with a hint of levity and oregano.
DM for SSN
i raise dairy goats. 🐐 i have a tbi. 🫨🧠 🫨
My therapist said I should write down my feelings more often. So instead I'm going to shout them out on social media because that feels more cathartic.
US Army retired combat veteran. Served in, 2nd ID, 3rd ID, 7th ID (9th Infantry Regiment (Manchu's)), 24th ID, 101st ABN Div., and 8th Army.
In my 30's I tried new things.
she/her | Upstate NY | 30+ 🌹
💕幸せです💕
Software Architect, Amateur Photographer, Cat Mom
https://en.pronouns.page/@spacekase
I post my photography here and my random shitposts on mastodon
https://tech.lgbt/@spacekase
