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Quirky, goofy, weird, and funny band names. Never auto-generated. Submissions accepted via DM.
If a band with one of these exists, tell us plz.
This will never sell or turn into some right-wing troll account. Ran by @factorone.bsky.social
30-something sports, movies, and video game enthusiast from Kansas City, hot takes about as spicy as unseasoned chicken. Royals, Chiefs, Kansas State
Omaha Blue Dot born and raised, though living JUST outside now. Childless dog mom. Husker and Supernovas fan. Runner. In school late in life for IT. Just trying to find my place.
I'm perfect in every way, that's why people can't stand me
All-the-time posting frames from the Homestar Runner internet cratoon every 30 minutes! This bot is maintained by @hubecube.com
Fantasy Baseball Genius. Razzball contributor
ucla / coyg / oakland a's /📍KCMO
2023 NBA Champs ⚒
linktr.ee/denvernuggets
hardly serious
alt-text matters
Pp: man playing drums cat singing and ham
Bp: east side of Lake Tahoe looking west
My junk: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly42rhe6yw
Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like.
I'm almost certainly joking.
Use alt text. Don't use AI. Love music, hate Spotify.
On the computer.
Musics:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw
https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
extremely normal
extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
Nats and WVU. Dogs and decent people. Former Twitter user. INTJ
Writer, reader, gardener. Having a good time.
My smart and entertaining newsletter with Karen Duffy is https://www.centiday.com/
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Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
A person with the presence of a banana
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Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
I am a mechanical man.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast. Musings from an ADHD mind
Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
Internet Debris: https://linktr.ee/Packet_pusher
41. Just try to have fun out there. You & your neuroses. Midwest dude MO w WI roots
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Your Mom Loves Me. Go ahead and ask her….
Gamer Dad
Twitch Affiliate
Minecraft and Hytale
Former musician
Rush fan
🏳️⚧️ ally
www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming
** I will not follow back political accounts.
Author from Southern California. Formerly Hyde, previous Wordwizard, current Lovecraftian mad god.
He/him
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaojsl3rtwa2 Link created by: @beaveinflow.bsky.social
Former 90s kid. Current failing adult, with bad mental wiring.
Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.
He/him
Just a pretty guardian who fights for love, justice, and the last slice of pizza. 🌙💖🍕
❤️🔥 @PotShopBoy.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafnhbpoemue
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.
Pan/demi
The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social
Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
Unofficially posting images of Gumby every hour. Images are chosen at random and may contain insensitive depictions. Episode title and frame # are in alt txt
(ran by @dudethatbe.bsky.social)
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ It's definitely mostly about the floors. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
Your filter for Kansas City news #OurPitch.
Recontextualizing the past, for the future! 🌸
http://discord.gg/DVdDzr8
Digital stage, label, and magazine.
Site: utopiadistrict.com
YT: youtube.com/@utopiadistrict
Label: utopiadistrict.bandcamp.com
Podcast: utopiadistrict.com/podcast
just a silly nub cat, or frog, or uhhhhhh whatever nub
i draw a lotttt!!!!!
noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
Where the ocean meets the woods
mistakenly accepted member of society..
Canadian. Plays hockey, shoots right, leans left...
Against right-wing insanity on both sides of the border
Fuck Pierre Poilievre.
Fuck Doug Ford
Fuck Trump and Musk
DMs are open if I know you
FYI, there will be a lot of typos
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
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here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
🇨🇦
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💗my main squeeze: @qwertying.bsky.social
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Web2 and Web3 expert, open to collaborate.
Always open to dm
writer of jokes
fighter of life
💌: doof@fuck.it
more doof ⤵️
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I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
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Living in chapters, fueled by caffeine.
✿
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I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to animals, gtfo. She/her.
#AEW #ROH
I do all my own stunts.
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Insta: Katharine_von_clink
I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it
Books, movies, music, crochet, humour, cats, news, social introvert, please no DMs 🙂 🇨🇦
AuDHD Introverted Canadian/Irish dork who's music dependant & tattooed/pierced • Endless pit of coffee and stimulant consumption •
fucked my way to the top of Toyotathon
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Nurse, salty, writer of verse, a certain sort of madness.
GenX girl in a techno world
Music is my Life ✌ she / her *warning* I post Doctor Who stuff this is the warning. Advocate for Universal Health Insurance for All. No Gen AI. (watching GoT)
Save Democracy eat a TACO 🌊 2547🌊
#NotMyPresident
“I’m just a silly girl”.
Laughing instead of crying 🧚♀️ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed- not necessarily in that order. I am always joking on here so lighten up.
💙🌈🟧🍺🍕🌮🍩📚🏃♀️k
•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator•
•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan
Fuck cancer.
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Pilgrim of hope.
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https://www.instagram.com/kimmer_cakes?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA%3D%3D&utm_source=q
Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
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Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
She/They | Lvl 29 gamer from 🇬🇧 | 🖤🩶🤍💜 | Anime 🌸 | Socials: https://amythehobbit.carrd.co
crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Horrible Listener • Masochistic 49ers Fan • Aggressive DJ • Worrier Princess • Rebel • Feral • Hypochondriac • 90s Girl • Banana Bread Aficionado 🪨⛓️💥🪢🏈🐳
#NSFW I POST MYSELF NUDE‼️ 🚫Minors;DNI. 🚫MAGA;DNI. 34 yr old Married Mom. Bisexual. Cowboys/Chiefs Football fan. Love WWE Wrestling. I smoke a lot of weed. #BLM #LGBTQ+Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Beard Enthusiast. Opinionated bitch. Liberal💙 💲Content Creator💲
Join a journey of submission and domination and everything to come. Otherwise still under construction 🏗 🚧
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba
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Whisky drinking redhead. Mama of boys, herder of cats, snuggler of dogs. 5' of snark. Occasionally NSFW
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. --Oscar Wilde
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo.
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Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
Manny (she/her) & Minnie (kitty/cutie) 🇨🇦
🖤 = 📚 🐱 ☕️ 🧶 🪡 🪴 🍉 🇺🇦
Loner. Tarot. Sewing.
Compassion. Wisdom. Empathy. Justice. 🧡
Listening to books counts as reading! Well tolerated kook —-> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kfmtqxh6jfria7fv2ve66gfn/feed/aaao6idjk67ra
Rev. Ravenscrof's father took him aside and left him there.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
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International dreamer, designer, creatrix, foodie, music lover and traveller; occasional funny girl.
Life is too short to spend arguing on the Internet.
I love cats, music, reading, and the ocean.
ghastly artifact of a particular cultural era that recently met its apocalypse
human person
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I’ve got 2 teenagers and a dog. The dog is my favorite. Liberal AF.
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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Lover. Singer. Funny Lady. 6’2. Passionate about empowerment, intimacy, self-discovery and connection.
Based in Vancouver, BC. Unceded Musqueam, Squamish and Tseil-Watuth Territory
sometimes write stuff for defector.com
signal: yuck.20
tacoma, wa 🏴
But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
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Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
Americana aficionado. Honorary Texan (unofficial). Bro country legal analyst. One-time ESPNU personality. E-attorney. Started BOTC. Cantankerous, yet convivial.
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
Progressive, atheist, Gen-X, music, science, MST3K, lgbtq ally.
Arizona 🔥
I am the one who remains calm in a crisis.
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:belajgahhuxxsl3qh73mzc3c/feed/aaad45pz4wq6q
Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you
♡ taylor swift ♡
♡ kc chiefs ♡
♡ f*ck the patriarchy ♡
Enjoy life to the fullest 💯🥳
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