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formerly Ghoul Season in many different forms. trying to stay unsuspended for like two days lol.
Science Educator
LGBTQIA+
Dog Mom
Hooman Mom
I like silly stuff
I also answer to Mrs. Wartz
Typos are present
Doyenne of Awkwardness
I have one faulty brain and three stomachs
Sarcasm and snacks are my love languages
*Please use alt text on images
I like to talk food
I enjoy playing with words
Music is my love language
Iโm not trying to date you,
but I do like conversingโฆ
Fuck ice
My menu entries:
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Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
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burgered and Pattied
Software Dev
27
He/They
โข 51st President of the United States
โข Time Traveler
Keithdecent.com
I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. ๐ค he/him
Probably reading something good๐๐
#art #charcoal #chalk
Prints available here:
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she/her โข 33 โข deeply unserious ๐ซถ
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Outhouse wallflower.
Electrifyingaudiences.bandcamp.com
I am a big man who has a big brow. Mostly posting about my photos, art, life, pets, pop-culture, my acting projects, and a whole lotta errata.
He/Him/๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Just a little reprieve from the horrors...
30s husbando
BD/ADHD
I love love and hate hate and fard fard and shid shid
Views expressed here are jokes and should not be taken seriously.
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swimming back from the depths of the sea
is this the afterlife? aro/4b . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
Actor, poet, reader, writer, daydreamer. Bowie fan. Kindness rules. Share art daily. No bio, no follow
I do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table โจ
(Still not a ๐ฟ๏ธ)
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
https://letterboxd.com/nowhyok/
โจCaveat emptorโจ
Hold the bastards accountable.
Art, illustration, pattern design, folklore, flowers, and something yet to be revealed. This is where I thrash. NeverAI She/her
https://linktr.ee/sewzinski
transness is life
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to the tune of e-i-e-i-o
KY>OH>CA>OH>IL
formerly @Hollyholightly but my account was hacked ๐ญ
Angry. Like, all the time.
I like food, weird cars, wrestling, and oxford commas.
Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
100% not in the Epstein Files
middle age they/them queer in philly
Aspiring tattoo artist, Glizzy enthusiast, and a friendly tankie when I want to be. Also sometimes funny, but always silly. Lighten up a bit.
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Word vomit because better out than in
he/him ๐พ indie gamedev ๐ฉ too much shitposting ๐จ๐ฆ sorry about it ๐ง adhd ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights = human rights ๐ paintedsky.ca ๐ผ portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
still mostly cats & candy
@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend. I am going through some stuff.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
artist and pizzatarian | he/him
Writer, teacher, editor. Words in McSweeneyโs, Utne Reader, Joyland, Broken Pencil & more. Author of the Jack Palace crime series. Most recent book: WELCOME TO THE WEIRD AMERICA. As co-editor: DEVOURING TOMORROW
Yorkshireโs finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
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I'm not serious, I'm kidding.
part of the process by which the universe witnesses itself, tweets my own. thembo rights. hey guys check it out I'm the brunkler
please don't put me in starter packs or follow me
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Writer/author/filmmaker who posts about horror, cinema, comics and other stuff
Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
Music lover / Horror & spooky stuff / Dark humor / Cleveland / Python / Django
Personal account for goofing around with friends.
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
Hold on to the night.. hold on to the meme-eries
Ghost
You may not like me this time. Not sorry.
๐: @crAshBanzai@universeodon.com
I share music & lyrics, photos of a lake, and three dogs
The beat-up grapefruit spoon in the silverware drawer
Progressive
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Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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pilgrim on the road to nowhere
Librarian. Reader
Dog and cats living together
Mass hysteria
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
everyday I start to ooze
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@bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him
https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet
32. She/her. Canada. Blogger. Queer.
My blog: https://adorablefluff.blogspot.com/
I control what types of content I consume and if you are looking for a follow back, I may not depending on your profile, feel free to unfollow or block me.
CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
Here we are! Horror movies, gardening, nature, Helly R or Helena idk
I'm here for FUN!
(Not court ordered like last time)
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writer: Nightscript, @DimShores.bsky.social @ThinkingHorror, @weirdfictionrev, film crit. @ patreon.com/ascannerburkely | mulchsack left. most likely to be mad online, class of 2000. he/him.
Iโm a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Liberal Gen Xer โฆ Legendary Meme Bandit โฆ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
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44 he/him
full of silliness & disappointment
lost in reverie ๐๐๐ค
my nonsense:
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send feedback to:
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If you're looking for a battle of wits, I'm unarmed.
Chronic masticator. Ex-pat Buffalonian
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My โMusicโ: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
"Comedian". Doom in Doctor Who. Host @mysteryontherocks.bsky.social & Long Distance, Bit Weird (https://longdistancebitweird.podbean.com)
Acting: Foundry Management VO: The Joneses
For all enquiries/brand partnerships: info@gagreflex.co.uk
she/her
Functioning Dopamine Addict. Described undescribable.
Did you really tell a joke if no one reacted to it?
Coffee brewer and drinker. Hater of billionaires.
He/Him
My profile pic is Death of Rats from Discworld.
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
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Ceramicist and Illustrator.
Climate change is my special interest.
Democratic Socialist ๐น
linktr.ee/leafmorestudios
Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies
View Royal, Vancouver Island
Comedy writer: Naked Week and The Skewer BBC Radio 4, Breaking the News BBC iplayer, Noising Up BBC Radio Scotland
microblogging under difficult circumstances ๐ต๐ฏ๐ด๐ป
my music is available on most streaming platforms ๐ถ if you even care ๐ป
๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ช// ๐ง ๐ถ๏ธ
pronouns: never speak of me
(jk, they/them is fine, just no bro or sir or mister, dude is invitation only)
Philly burbs, 46, husband of one, dad of two, hospital pharmacist, deadhead, yacht rock aficionado, and fan of the Oxford comma.
sometimes it is wise to think backwards. โฎ๏ธโ๏ธ๐
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Ginger catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
โจgive em the ole razzle dazzleโจ
currently 29/immortal
satanโs niece
mdni/21+
The primal awareness of the nature & diversity of emanation is self-driving, it culminates as the bodhisattva. Its way and the bodhisattva's way are the same-Full sentience, what an indescribable miracle
๐ ๐ Your favorite end-times therapist.
๐จ๐ฆ ๐ซ๐ท Ton thรฉrapeute prรฉfรฉrรฉ pour la fin des jours.
Doing my best. ๐ช
Je fais de mon mieux. ๐๏ธ
www.therapycabin.org
Seattle, Washington, USA
Quรฉbรฉcois in my soul
Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.
Godโs favorite little idiot
Nobodyโs favorite reply guy
Taken
MDNI
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reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
ima ๐ that wears ๐outfits and loves ๐ค๐the burgh
*shitposts abound, not every post is serious
*all posts are mine, never ever reflect on my employer
*banner by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
*99% of the time my dms dont work, app thinks im in ohio
It's just jokes
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i can post worse if you give me a chance | ca
@smillz.lol ๐
todays shits
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yesterdays favorites
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NY'er living in New Zealand,
carelessly whispering a variety of little things.
(Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness)
Unless noted, photos/vids are by me.
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A Cartoonerer. The New Yorker..er. My posts are unreliably narrated. Native Upper Midwesterner now in Colorado.
https://condenaststore.com/collections/new+yorker+cartoons/mark+thompson
Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer
Witness me
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ซก
I work in drug checking
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
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