Poor people can't have food or healthcare because a sweaty, stuttering billionaire is afraid of the anti-Christ.
She/her
✨ what a shame she’s fucked in the head ✨
culture writer
in film, vulture, etc
bifurious
jillkrajewski.com
shitpostmaster general
tomato soup: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
Independent journalist, SnapStream brand ambassador, and publisher of the Public Notice newsletter https://www.publicnotice.co/subscribe
Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
Mom. Wife. Introvert. Geek. Peanut butter lover. Thinks getting in & out of a sports bra counts as cardio.
Blue dot in GA
So, could God's nickname be I'm?
🚫👑s. RV traveler. Crochet fanatic. River rat. Hockey fan. Retired radiographer. Lib feminist. #StephHead #leguminati #TeamJustice #fsm #pastafarian 🚫 I block unsolicited DMs
▫️Biology, the arts
▫️Southern U.S.
▫️LGBTQ ally
▫️Will block racists, fascists, misogynists
▫️9/2/23 #845,268 and here to have fun
Retired teacher now cashier. Catlady & Swiftie. Disgusted by the Trump/Vance combo. How can this be happening?
I advocate for happiness through ethical politics and strong communities, My mission is to promote dignity, self-discipline, and meaningful connections—because true progress starts with moral courage.
Real happiness is built on purpose, not exploitation.
Professor of Sociology, UCLA. Human Dancer.
Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
I used to be funny on the other app.
Creative Profesh.
Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes.
She/Her
My stash: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cvoaonbohssdjhqlu3vp6qe/feed/aaaee6vuxcj6s
horror writer, avid reader, artist, nerd. trying to survive what promises to be a four year long panic attack
Gen-X Ginger. Nerdy Chick. Chaos Muppet. Autism mom. Ally. Pro-Choice. Agnostic. Binge watcher. Awkward AF.
Fuck the Patriarchy.
You people are all nuts...
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbwjdzo576ogqcrjfhfzxfrv/feed/aaad5zpt6jjbm
Relentless architect of my own hell
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
Justice Correspondent for The Nation Magazine. Author of Allow Me to Retort and Bad Law.
Class: PLD. Alignment: Neutral Good
Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
Artist. Mostly, painting, short movies, sculpture, poetry, you name it.
What will I post next? I'm happy to be on bsky. Formerly NM now Georgia.
https://linktr.ee/rachaelpadilla
Hey, Bitch!
I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic twat, but in a fun way!
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
FUCK 🧊
Born and raised in the South,tiny blue dot in a big red area.
Book-loving, science-loving, post-menopausal widowed feral bog witch. Lover of all sci-fi- good or bad. Sports fan. Live music fan. Loathe this current timeline we’re living in. Smart nerdy people are my jam! Just here to enjoy content and follow:)
Progressive. Travel Enthusiast. Thalassophile. Wife & Mom. Aphantasic.
No DMs please.
"The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" (Plato)
Former Lebowski Urban Achiever
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
i post on here when twitter makes me want to kms
canadian, not american
https://linktr.ee/blondeicedcoffeeella
I have friends everywhere.
Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
avi by mike miller
more writing⤵️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
art director. experimental artist. chaotic good. she/her. https://linktr.ee/_yeeeerika
middling jokes/existential dread
all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
Músic en l'enèssima reinvenció. Nou disc ja a totes les plataformes en versió "reduïda" i a Bandcamp en versió complerta (2024) Al 2025 he publicat GATITA i ANHEL, un live-set a Beat Burguer i OCULT. 2026 neix el duet #WHIFI
https://linktr.ee/whiteperill
artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk combat doll.
2028 Democratic Primary Frontrunner
please use alt text.
🔞minors dni🔞 she/they/fae
——
🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Demonschool⛧🏫⛧
——
merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
party game designer/shitpost historian/writer/gaming himbo/MBMBaM heely guy/your maybe future 78th favorite pro wrestler. He/Him SamGreszes@mstdn.social @samgreszes on hive and twitter
discord: robotsfightingdinosaurs
Blue jean baby | LA lady | seamstress for the band
live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Mother of all poltergeists
Susan Sontag haunts me on Wednesday nights at 10:47
Good intentions, questionable methods.
The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈
avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
Please be funny or a cat.
54,Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Malignantly useless.
Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8
Most liked:
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Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
[he/him]
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Vaguely-human cryptid who often feels like existing is some test I’ve forgotten I agreed to participate in.
Art, videogames, TTRPG/board games, costuming, films (sci-fi, horror, fantasy), and fun 🔞
no alt text = no repost
https://linktr.ee/sewmuchgeek
Somethng s mssng from your lfe
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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk
Gen X woman with opinions, observations, and a sense of humor. Loves animals more than most people. LA 📍
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow, every tech job, all at once (healthcare/edu, don't hate me). he/him #ATX
My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm
Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
36 he/him Florida
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pbefxsfoltjuyja64n2eqgsr/feed/aaalqdxj3jv76
I’m not for everyone.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w
https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
Creator of depressing comics. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass!
Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
get hosed, ya turkey!
Website: noahgrim.com
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce
avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose.
Posts:
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Deep Fried Philosopher, Uncommon Sense Advocate
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Hush, little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet, in your head.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkxvo6rduhmh5zsnkshhlwdy/feed/aaag2lsx5folw
i made my twitter bio in 2013 and haven’t changed it since, so i have no clue what to put here
A new evolution of danmancarney
Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find humor in everyday life
I've got a daytime job, I'm doing all right
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vv7x4rqhaet5poqhlap53btt/feed/aaacnzz6sv472
𝙻𝚄𝙲𝙺𝚈 ☆ 32 ☆ It's Complicated with Joe Camel ☆ Unsolved Mysteries Superfan ☆ NEW MOTHER TO AN OLD BUS
That one time on Twitter I wrote a tweet about squats.
Cake appreciation
IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6kye3r75exjwspbk3j3cd75i/feed/aaah3r3onxn4e
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg
Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
be excellent to each other
he/him
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social.
Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
grouchy 80 year old at heart
Probably chilling 50 yrs ago or 50 yrs from now. When are we?
(he/him)
More: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:53hxlujdaqhfyc6g5dnatflj/feed/aaabyrmlb2cmw
surrounded by a chaos of my own making
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rhjpww65fgvbp2txyhl2zksb/feed/aaac2f5bigl42
lunch enthusiast, slut for public radio, friend of stray cats
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com
My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used to make my art
(They/them)
Spicy art alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
You knew him as the cuddly curmudgeon who would drop the occasional pun or slip innuendo. Well, he's back and he's bitter than ever!
![nige [ham]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:me77v34t7sls5sjlcnz254rr/bafkreicm5i5jcsvrdqtkffouyqouujzrqcn3i3lceb44kpb46c7hgo7do4)
